Alright Sup Forums, I'm dying to fuck a MILF...

Alright Sup Forums, I'm dying to fuck a MILF. I've been all over a bunch of bullshit cougar apps and websites the past couple days and they're all shit. POF seems somewhat promising but it's tough to filter the sluts from the women who actually want to date.

Anyone have any luck finding milfs online? Also post any kiks of slutty milfs.
Also general milf appreciation thread.

bump

milfs pls?

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Tinder, I suppose.

I've tried OKC but they are all looking for serious relationships with same-age guys.

THICC

>Filtering out 'sluts'
>Using hook up apps to date

It's almost like you are some kind of retard...

user if you want and older woman you actually have to go to a bar and talk to them. Stop being autistic

damn

Not OP, I don't know, problem with tinder is that most of the times they don't matchup you

have you tried craigslist?

Tinder is literally awash with them.

If you're low-tech, just go to IKEA on a Saturday afternoon.

Need to up your profile game.

Hire a MILF escort

I'm currently fucking a 36 year old milf I found on POF. Took a few weeks to find her but just keep trying and make it clear on your profile what you want without sounding like an asshole.

Go to Happy Hour... best time ever to score a milf with low morals. Park where you can fuck, not where its easy to get to. Dress better than normal, and talk like you got shit going on.. think James Bond stylee.. if that dont work.. than figure out the avatar that the bitch likes and be that dude.. maybe just go to the bar and people watch to figure out strats. I banged milfs exclusively for years... protip: an expensive watch helps, being able to discuss house repairs helps... opens the doors in a non-direct way... like "sure I'll come over and check out that leaky faucet you got miss."

>figure out the avatar the bitch likes"
found the virgin

I bang a different girl pretty much every weekend just go to bars with a few of friends and look for women out with just 1-2 ppl with them and just talk to them.

How old are you OP?

Go the the bar and talk to one.... Unless you're a neckbeard.

If you've fucked one slag, you've fucked them all. Nothing new to experience there. Move along.