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Schaub is God

>the No Champ

>Goldies last event is in 2 days

I might cry lads

I dont care what anyone says, him and Rogan will always be the GOAT combo

Goofs disagree

superior enlightened-spiritual-dmt combo of Rogan-Hardy incoming to drop universal and cosmic truth lads

CORN TO THE CORE :_:7

I liked it when they brought on Eddie for guest commentary
They should do that again

good thread bro

I agree man, nu-MMA fans will never understand

Upcoming events:

12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs King Mo [Starts at 1 AM ET, 11 PM PT, 6 AM BONGTIME]

12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
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Previous thread: News:

>Lando meme to end at 209
mmafighting.com/2016/12/28/14101374/lando-vannata-returns-against-david-teymur-at-ufc-209

>Cruz is balls deep in Cody's head
youtube.com/watch?v=xTtI60cFp8Q

>Goldie to leave UFC after 207
twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/814216706763563008

>RIZIN stream
mmamania.com/2016/12/28/14103220/watch-rizin-grand-prix-live-stream-online-tonight-japan-cro-cop-vs-king-mo

>Multiple states dissenting to MMA's new unified rules
mmafighting.com/2016/12/28/14076278/multiple-states-will-not-adopt-full-changes-to-mmas-unified-rules

>JUST
youtube.com/watch?v=T5gtZGBJU1E

>a mcdonalds dollar menu sandwich has two more belts than khabib ever will

good OP

No time to say thank you today man sorry really busy

I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit, or your body?

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Schaub. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest bitches. yall are pathetic lol

Good thread.

Schaub bless brother. Schaub is a true alpha male. Everyone else is just pretending.

Should I be hyped for this Rizin even tonight?

You have shit taste in boys
You can't spell Urijah
Conor was being an immature cunt and Cody stuck up for his boy.
Not that it matters because that scene was scripted af and you're stupid if you think otherwise.

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

Conor was right though

the madman did it again
my sides are in literal obituary

He was right yeah but he did it in the most annoying way possible

If you want to see Cro Cops career end then yes

What is the best MMA documentary?

I hope they invite goldie to the rogan fight companions.

>Mig-gel Ahn-hel Torres

the reem

>it's been literal 20 years of listening to Goldberg

>cody has literally someone blowing up baloons inside his nose and a retard moving senseless trying to mimick Dom's style
hes literally doing anything he can to try and have a chance in this lmao

Big brown breakdown. the latest episode came out yesterday. You can download it on itunes.

Cody made Conor look like a bitch on TUF. He stepped right up to Conor and Conor jumped back and did his "hold me back" routine. Cody is a real ride or die motherfucker. He isnt some wannabe gangster like Conor.

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is there any other way to get it?
i'm trying to fall asleep listening to something nice
this salem witch trial documentary i've seen 694 times

Dom's body looks like shit. His time is up. Im a cruz fan and i have a bad feeling about this fight

Every thread that night needs to have this image as the OP

>Bader vs DC will never happen

>Cody stuck up for his boy
Cody saw a true alpha and felt extremely threatened so he responded the only way he knows how. Seriously, it's transparent. Conor wasn't even talking to him and he responded. It's like ''i gotta be the toughest guy in the room'' except Conor would have slept him in half a second if he wanted.

Good lad.

>>Cruz is balls deep in Cody's head
Garbrandt SHOOK

Fightville.

Too bad 90% of the dorks here havent seen it or even know who Tim Credeur is.

Cody is a moron who suffered one too many concussions and has literal brain damage.
When he loses to dom he will break, lose one or 2 more and be out, he is too dumb to keep anyone interested in him if not for le knockout artist meme

>talking about reality tv
this really is mandrama

How retarded are you? Conor could kill Cody in under 30 seconds. But he's not an insecure bitch and knows how to act outside the octagon.

The MTV True Life episode that Pettis was on

>But he's not an insecure bitch and knows how to act outside the octagon.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you actually believe this

So do you guys think he's going to go down in style? Intentional fuck ups and sabotage the commentary while under the influence of scotch and cocaine?

>Amanada Nunes is also a lesbian

>implying "The Master" Bader will ever make the top 5

YouTube search fighter and the kid

Cody would get slept by TJ and Urijah

>he thinks tearing up and going ''bang with me bro'' at the first sign of provocation is being an alpha
Grow a pair, buddeh. If it came down to it, Conor could make Garbagerant suck his balls while he bangs Lunchbox.

>sperg op, Brazil and some desertdude all absolutely hate cody

Do autists just get triggered by him or something?

It was World of Jenks and yeah it was really good.

Here bro. A couple of HEEMsmr classics.

youtube.com/watch?v=SVpelUzraXE

youtube.com/watch?v=OtOsp5sv6io

>all those retards garbrandt fans wont even show up again after friday

yall aint loyal

>garbrandt fans
Where?

you are in a bar and this 2 girls slap your ass, what do you do.

you're still salty over him knocking out ole 2 by 4 face

Yeah hes the stereotypical dudebro that bullied them in school.

People don't like douchebags or insecurity.

Cody would never bully anyone

you wish

newfag

LESS THAN 48 HOURS TO GO

But Conor is both of those things and youre all up on his nuts.

Cody seems like a good dude. He has a gf. Cruz goes to the movies alone. Cruz might be champ but Cody is winning the game of life.

>Cody
>doing the bullying

>Friday Card
What were they THINKING?

we all know youre killing yourself or having a mental after cody gets humiliated
dont act like you have anything else going on for you other than your hope in a moronic idiot

He's like War Machine but without the charm or wit

They should just be all the old classic Goldie picture from pre /heem/

Assuming their are people that even post here from then anymore

I'm here lad

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I'm here bro. I've always been here.

Post the one of goldie eating the corn flakes.

if you didn't pick cody to beat thomas almemeda you're a dummy

Gotcha senpai

Conor is a very smart individual who changed the game's whole landscape.

Cody is a brain damaged fool who cant put 2 sentences together without sperging out

>Conor is both of those things
You're pathetic. Seriously. Conor is made out of confidence. How triggered were you when he killed Eddie? I bet you cried you little fag. Also, he seems a pretty cool dude outside of his persona, i don't know.

>Cody seems like a good dude. He has a gf.
Jesus how beta are you that you use that as a metric? Not to mention he's super pussywhipped and she'll walk out on him the second he loses.
>Cruz might be champ but Cody is winning the game of life.
Cruz
>GOAT Bantamweigth
>future hall of famer
>dominant champion respected by his peers
>due to his style completely healthy
Cody
>Insecure as fuck
>super brain damaged
>pussywhipped
Yup, winning alright.

Okay heems, fighters you've met and were they cool or douches?

>faber: okay
>benavidez: cool

chocolate factory tour?

tuh tuh TRIGGERED

>faber: okay
>not super cool or the chillest dude ever
You must have caught him on an off day.

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>will DC posting will ever return?

I tweeted to him that Almeida would beat his ass lol

>who are you quoting?

>will DC posting will ever return?

what did he mean by this?

>Insecure as fuck
Keep telling yourself that

>Cody, he was great

>How triggered were you when he killed Eddie?
Well I bet on Conor, so not triggered at all.

Cody gets warm hole whenever he wants it. Cruz doesnt but I dont think he likes women anyway. Do you have a gf, serbbro?

I bet he teared up a little and then paced with autistic rage.

>due to his style completely healthy
explodingknees.jpg

also
youtube.com/watch?v=76Q74UCoYEw

youre the one seeking attention and an identity in a anonymous worldwide autism friendly friendship simulator

cant wait for you to be gone after friday

>true alpha male
>got retired by his girlfriends bull

Lmao

I'm only leaving when Cody gets the belt

>You do nothing but attention seek
>rare flag proxy instead of a name is better

what?
Eh, he was. It just felt a little phony though.

Hue hue hue hue ah ah ah oooohhh ooh ah

Who gets fight of the night?

They were thinking nobody would watch a PPV on New Year's Eve

What I don't get is why even need 2 december PPVs?

cerrone retroactively

bet you will off yourself on one of your depressive days before cody garbage touches the bantamweight title lmao

go back to /r/eddit, 189er

he isnt fighting

Rumour has it Dana is bringing schlob in, which is a much better duo

>If you are not old enough to legally buy alcohol in America I have been watching MMA longer than you have been alive.

you're mean

Are people actually fans of bantamweight "men" or is it just a meme?