MAKE A WISH WHILE YOU ROLL
I wish to go to Bangladesh and fuck a teenage prostitute.
MAKE A WISH WHILE YOU ROLL
This is pretty much who I want.
Bumpin'.
Work in an animation company
Nice.
I wanna be a nacho man
Well, isn't this nice?
I'll sacrifice my wish so that you end up being the executive producer of your favorite animation company.
Also, you gotta reroll and include the additional result.
Anyone else want an ethnically ambiguous teenage fuck-buddy?
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What's your wish?
What are you willing to give up for it?
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I wish I was a real nigga
How 'bout eleven real niggas?
Bumpin', 'cause I want this thread to pick up.
Okay, this thread doesn't need to pick up.
Roll
I'm starting to think you guys respond to threads like this impulsively.
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Will I ever get a qt 3.14 gf?
anal
I wish for everyone to let go of the lies and look into their hearts and fulfill their own dreams. I wish for people to be good to one another and good to themselves
Rill
ROLL
I just want to be truly happy. None of this faking happiness bullshit that I do for friends.
I wish to have a peaceful, happy life.
Reroll
The world has so many amazing stimuli to all the senses
push me over the line
Oh shit just realized that taste and smell are very similar. I can taste amazing shit but also not be smelling terrible shit! Win/win!
I wish to be able to read minds
Rawlins
roll
perfect
I wish I had a glass of soymilk and 3 chocolate donuts
I wish to bang my favorite coworker
I want to life self-sufficient in a hut in the woods of finland and never have to deal with anyone except my new dog, German Sheperd or Husky.
I wish that the next lottery ticket I buy wins me the largest jackpot.
Fml
Why do i deserve that. Stupid ass Merkel.
i become invisible permanently
I'm pretty sure the apocalypse will happen regardless of me choice. See you in hell fags.
rolling again bc dubs
i wish for the gamer ability as seen in the web comic of the same name, with a monthly bonus chest filled with a random amount of money and consumable items
mandatory reroll
Ro
sup faggot, get started on that ability
I wish for the ability to fix led inside broken pencils
I wish too have more money than Ill ever need, with a mansion on the beach.
I wish to invent something that will benefit mankind so immensely that my name will will be remembered through the ages.
I grant your wish. You are now invisible to ANY means of detection. No person or thing will ever know of your existence except you.