Whoa there buddy I'm gonna need to see some dubs before I let you pass

Whoa there buddy I'm gonna need to see some dubs before I let you pass

We'll see.

Fuck off pig!

I have all my credentials right here sir. Take a look.

Here you go, officer!

Dubs this bitch

I don't want to cause any trouble.

I got dis...

here is them doobles bruh

gimme them double nigga

want to sex chat

Here you go.

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Oh wait, wrong pocket

check nigga

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All these fucking 5s are in the way.

Officer, I'm white.

Let me past please, I drove my Ford Territory to Aldi, specifically to buy mayonnaise to put on my sons pickle and beetroot finger sandwiches.

Oh, that's just my gun. Sorry for shooting you in the chest.

Wow, Get dubs already you cucks.

I don't have any subs, only trips.

I guess I'll just head back the way I came.

oops, that's my fake id for entering kekistan. here's my real id.

You get dubs.

Fuck the police

Here, officer ;)

Let me pass

meow

Guess I got to stop here then.

it's over

C'mon, lemme go

Winrar

We can work this out

You're free to go, have a nice day

Understandable, check away

Prepare for doubles.

i dindu nuffin

blasting off again.

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Sure officer, check them

Please don't arrest me officer, I need to deliver a package!

Please, I beg mercy officer let me pass!

kampf

Check em

Eh, I'll stay

You're not getting a fucking thing out of me pig...go kill yourself

I hope I didnt leave them at home..

Let me check my wallet

Ok they weren't there, let me try my coat pocket

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Fuck, ok let me try my other coat pocket

here officer senpai :3

Give me a minute to take off my coat and check my shirt pocket

Nope, let me check in my left Jean pocket

I never wanted to pass in the first place.

Found it, officer

I dindu nuffins

Someone already did dipshit

Someone stole my dubs...

BOB SAGET!

And replaced them with trips?

MAGIC!

AM I BEING DETAIN!?

Do they look like this

What about doom guy's dubs

out of my way officer nigger faggot

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Sir i just only have trips

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not black

Watch this

Check em

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check em

Fuck you

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Shit officer. i'm sorry

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Check em

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k

Okay there now let me pass

you'll never take me alive copper!

ok

Check Em

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Ez pass

Let me just grab them from the glovebox