/cfb/ archer edition

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Bless you OP and fixed:
Current /cfb/ trips and names:
Boone Goon
Harbaughlin
Ruston Rustler
East Side Horns
Denton Drover/No Sleep Til Denton?
UNCONQUERED
Chicago Seminoles Talker
/vols/ bro
Dantonio
Burnt Orange Kool Aid
Boo
KING OF SEC
Sim user
Kraken and Coke
PresbyPoster
BrutalBrutus
pathsofglory
UT Norman Transfer
Sneak
Mustard Buzzard
TooSooner

Please add to the list if i forgot anyone

who /numbtothepain/ here?

You had one job dude

Holy fuck ESPN is bad. Had to turn it off.

You don't like Archer mate?

Sorry about the loss. I wanted the Aggies to win.

Why is ESPN so bad now. What happened?

FAGGIES once again showing just how BAD the SEC really is. We, the glorious LONGHORNS will let you come back to our POWERFUL Big XII provided you grovel hard enough and bend over for a Bevo buttfuck.

Kansas State has one of the most /aesthetic/ uniforms in /cfb/

dat shade of purple mixed with silver, dat helmet striping, dem shoulder stripes, dat number font

NONE of you fags will ever know the angst I've suffered

No info like come one man

reminder teabagging still exists irl

why is the texas logo upside down?

So did he actually break the plane or was he stopped short?

This resurfaces the repressed memories of being gang teabagged in halo all those years ago... FUUUCK REEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEE

Was that unsportsmanlike conduct?

>respects Mishishitty State and Vagina Tech
Literally what have those teams done to earn your respect?

theyre blue collar teams that punch above their weight class

Headslap followed by nutslap

it was

was still hilarious

Why no info for bowls? Wanted to be the thread so bad you forgot didn't you?

Yes it was. Also, did he really get punched in the balls or is that my eyes playing tricks on me?

why is your heart filled with hate user

>Wednesday 12/28
PINSTRIPE BOWL (2pm EST)
(ACC) Pittsburgh vs (B1G) Northwestern 31-24 (NW)

RUSSELL ATHLETIC BOWL (5:30pm EST)
(Big XII) West Virginia vs (ACC) Miami 34-14 (The U)

FOSTER FARMS BOWL (8:30pm EST)
(B1G) Indiana vs (Pac-12) #19 Utah
26-24 (Utah)

TEXAS BOWL (9pm EST)
(SEC) Texas A&M vs (Big XII) Kansas State
33-28 (Kansas State)

>Thursday 12/29
BIRMINGHAM BOWL (2pm EST)
(AAC) South Florida vs (SEC) South Carolina

BELK BOWL (5:30pm EST)
(SEC) Arkansas vs (ACC) #22 Virginia Tech

ALAMO BOWL (9pm EST)
(Big XII) #12 Oklahoma State vs (Pac12) #10 Colorado

>being the dregs of EEC and almost losing to a 6-7 MAC teams is punching above your weight

Thanks im satisfied now. You live another day. OP you are excused.

College Lacrosse 16' is a thing wtf

whacha burning /cfb/?

going from a literal who to winning the rose bowl is punching above your weight class

winning and going to bowl games while competing against Michigan, Ohio State and Notre Dame for recruits is punching above your weight class

Deez nuts GOT EMMM

/fogo/ here, black girls love lacrosse players

easiest, kinkiest pussy in hs, dem hoes loved to get COLONIZED

What the fuck does Mississippi State have to do with Ohio and Michigan recruits, are you high? And when did they win the Rose bowl? Different MSU retard.

I assumed he was talking about VT in respect to competing with ND and Ohio State for recruits.

WHY IS THE ACC WINNING ALL OF THEIR BOWL GAMES THAN CAN HAVE BASKETBALL BUT SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THAN FROM BEING THE BEST AT FOOTBALL TOO

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VT doesn't play in the SEC and I'm not sure how they are competing with Ohio State or Michigan. How many recruits do those teams have from Virginia?

so far
>ACC: 5-1
>SEC: 1-2
>B1G: 2-2
I guess after >we sweep the rest of you (including CFP against Clumpson-Dogposters) we'll be the KANGZ of football too

For some reason I thought that a lot of VT players came from Big Ten territory, but actually I just looked it up and apparently it's only 3 Ohioans, 2 Marylanders, and some dude from New Jersey.

DA U took that ass. Nice whooping of a ranked team.

at least they ended their decade losing streak

no me?

I'm gonna make a pointless trip to shitpost my perennial loser alma mater just so I don't get called a bandwaggoner """if""" they finally git gud

Whatever happened to WHYo?

Anyone still watching SC

Neil Everett really seems to hate his job

>we all got lazy we didn't change the channel
like anyone still watching ESPN right now (myself included)

jokes on you I turned it to apehoop after bowls ended for the day, nothing will get me to listen to analysts ever again

fuck did i miss the greatest love story of all time during the offseason

oh, you have no idea.

Bama
2. Northwest Missouri State
3. Penn State
4. ANosu
5. Princeton
6. Western Michigan
7. Michigan
8. Auburn
9. Clempson
10t. James Madison
10t. THE Youngstown State University Penguins

Based user

post it

CONFERENCE REALIGNMENT:

>ACC South
Clemson, Duke, FSU, Georgia Tech, Miami, UNC, NC State, Wake Forest

>ACC North
Boston College, Louisville, Notre Dame, Pitt, Virginia, Virginia Tech, Syracuse, West Virginia

>AAC East
UCF, Cincinnati, UConn, ECU, UMass, Navy, USF, Temple

>AAC West
Baylor, Houston, Memphis, SMU, TCU, Texas Tech, Tulane, Tulsa

>B1G East
Indiana, Maryland, Michigan, MSU, OSU, Penn State, Purdue, Rutgers

>B1G West
Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, Kansas State, Minnesota, Nebraska, Northwestern, Wisconsin

>USA East
Army, Charlotte, FAU, FIU, Marshall, Mid Tennessee, Old Dominion

>USA West
UAB, Louisiana Tech, North Texas, Southern Miss, UTEP, UTSA, Western Kentucky

>MAC West
Ball State, Central Michigan, Eastern Michigan, Iowa State, Northern Illinois, Northern Iowa, Western Michigan

>MAC East
Akron, Buffalo, Bowling Green, Kent State, Miami, Ohio, Toledo

>MWC Mountain
Air Force, Boise State, Colorado State, New Mexico, Utah State, Wyoming

>MWC West
Fresno State, Hawaii, Nevada, UNLV, San Diego State, San Jose State

>PAC North
BYU, California, Oregon, Oregon State, Utah, Washington, Washington State

>PAC South
Arizona, Arizona State, UCLA, Colorado, USC, Stanford, Texas

>SEC East
Alabama, Auburn, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, South Carolina, Tennessee, Vanderbilt

>SEC West
Arkansas, LSU, Ole Miss, Miss State, Missouri, Okie, Oklahoma State, Texas A&M

>SBC East
App State, Coastal, Georgia Southern, Georgia State, South Alabama, Troy

>SBC West
Arkansas State, Louisiana-Lafayette, Louisiana-Monroe, New Mexico State, Rice, Texas State

Notes:
Big XII dissolved. CCU and UNI promoted to FBS. UAB reinstated. Idaho relegated to FCS. No more permanent Independents.

I dont want texas in the PAC

I don't either but I couldn't figure out where else to put them. I couldn't put them in a P5 with another Big XII member because I doubt any of them would let Texas in, and while I think it would be funny to make Texas a G4 school, it would be just a tad too unrealistic.

Being from Washington and hating Texas with a passion. No.

All the California teams should be in the south pls.

Pls dont wish this on me. Fuck the longhorns.

Well, where should I put them then that would be semi-realistic?

>ACC: 5-1

Sorry guys

I'm wandering back to this thread to repeat what I said last year and got criticized heavily for, which is this: bowl games don't fucking matter. They're exhibition games. You can't use these to judge how good or bad a team is.

At the time, everyone just shit on me for being an SEC shill or some other nonsense (>rooting for a conference), but with Fournette and McCaffrey skipping their bowl games entirely, I wanted to gauge the temperature of the room so to speak and see if anyone agrees with me now.

>trips exposed

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I'll add you in, it's hard to remember everyone

What's your trip name?

Alright I got the cocks, arky and the buffs

Wheres this british guy so I can pick the opposite of him?

that sounded way more like sarcastic banter than I meant

gots to think of a good one

you Blewitt for the rest of us but only because your starting QB got hit harder than a German at a Christmas market

Why is it that Kliffbabbies only work if they play in either the Big XII or the PAC 12? Fucking Trevor Knight played like shit on a shingle last night and only validates my point.

that guy's gonna wind up murdered by a bookie, how does he even pick? half these games start after midnight in bongistan

Trevor Knight isn't a kliffbabby

I'm pretty sure he's betting online

He might as well be. I could have sworn he played at Taco Tech.

Na he played at OU and lost his jerb to a kliffbabby from Taco tech

Oh well then fuck me. Never mind.

When will the AP get the SEC chodes out of their mouths. At this point calling the SEC the best conference is like getting an A on a group project when all you did was drool on a keyboard while Alabama does all the work.

When the TRUE kings of football TEXAS get acknowledged on their GREATNESS.

Minnesota is going to git gud in the 2030s, tripfaggot. This site will hopefully not exist by then

As in the Donghorns? The team that lost to perennial losers Kansas? The team that produced the biggest QB bust since Jamarcus Russel?
>on their
Great edumacation there Juan

THE UNBEATABLE Longhorns have never lost a game in a DECADE. Vince Young will lead a powerful offense THIS SEASON against USC in the BCS Championship. GO LONGHORNS!

Auburn will beat OU

My rankings say so

Just like the T-wolves, Vikings going 5-0, young prospects for the twinks?
I live in MN and I thought we were all tripfagging?
Minnesota is cursed by some unknown entity but it is certainly working.
>Jerry Kill retires citing health concerns
>Is going to be the offensive cord at buttgers
Why?

>this shitty thread was on page 6 this morning
>someone made a new with actual bowl info
>some assholes bumps this one anyway

This is why we can't have nice things.

Auburn will destroy the Pooners and Boob Stoops will be run out of town.

bump

>Expecting nice things here
You've got 2 hours, keep posting in this one then.

All the New Jersey air will be good for him.

>angry Archer fans

PAM DIES

Sperg OPs are not suitable threads

Bump

Does she? Good

>his team doesn't have a perfect all time bowl record

hahahahahahaha

I'll bump that shit

>His team doesn't have an infinite supply of POTATOES!

why does espn have clemson as a 3 pt underdog yet they are a higher seed?

Because Vegas has Clemson as a 3 pt underdog. Because Vegas knows how bullshit rankings are. Have you never seen college football lines?

I thought clempson was the 3 seed

So if Alabama is the best ever why don't they have a 3-peat?
Not so fast hicks

>need a trip
Who is your team?

perhaps i am retarded

We do. 1991-1994.

So you took the time to respond to two posts, type 6 words, and solve the captcha instead of doing a simple internet search?
Fucking tripfags man

>inb4 Sup Forums prime account

be patient, 2018 will cement saban's legacy as the undisputed goat

just made some dank as fuck oatmeal holy shit

So you took the time to respond to a 6 word posts, type 66 words, and solve the captcha instead of doing a simple internet search?
Fucking anons man

>inb4 Sup Forums prime account

>I'm a huge faggot, let me suck your cock for bumps

>Washington
>Alabama
>Florida State
>Nebraska
Too much parity

Let's just admit that the SOUTH is the greatest region of college football ever. In fact the SOUTH is so dominant at football that EVERY other state has to steal Southern players just to even COMPETE with Dixie. Not only are we the greatest college football playing area, but we are the most intelligent and academically successful. Our universities provide UNPARALLELED education in addition to their UNBEATABLE football.