Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

You must be one of those Japanese that died in an Australian POW prison camp during the war. Reincarnated into a white body and been trying to get back since.

Just kys pastafag

I wish you luck, bro.

Pastafag going for mom's spaghetti

I think you mean seppuku, gaijin!

Who the fuck are you calling a gaijin, senpai?
Fuck you I'm so Wapanese you dont even know, man
I have like 6 waifus and what do you have? You are fucking crossdressing and talking shit on Sup Forums about how you know japanese culture or some shit
I know the kanji for so many porn terms that the Japanese like: 前立腺 - prostate, 巨根 - big penis, 早漏 - premature ejaculation, and ポークビッツ - vienna sausage
Do you even know what NTR is?
Do you even watch anime?
Just being on Sup Forums, /d/ and /h/ I've learned so much more about Japan and it's culture than a loser like you knows through every other resource because you are a loser faggot

Kanji isn't a spoken language...it is the term for the characters used in the Japanese writing system...like the alphabet for English.

Simply not true, senpai!!!!

>ITT: niggers proving they just came from facebook and reddit

Fat nerd.

feels good to be in nipland famm

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hey op, take this wise words of a master from this high culture into consideration and do not disturb them by interbreeding your inferior North American gens into this true masterrace.

yes, but you can still speak it you fucking bumder

No you cannot speak "Kanji" lol Kanji (漢字; Japanese pronunciation: [kandʑi] About this sound listen), or kan'ji, are the adopted logographic Chinese characters (hànzì) that are used in the modern Japanese writing system along with hiragana and katakana. The Japanese term kanji for the Chinese characters literally means "Han characters" and is written using the same characters as the Chinese word hànzì.

Get off the internet and go outside, for fucks sake...

that's like saying you can't speak the alphabet in which case this nigga would like a word

>Superior to any weapon on earth
I've got an AR15 that disagrees, faggotsan

Wow you are fucking retarded....So you speak Alphabet language? By all means look up "Is Kanji a spoken language"....it isn't the language is Japanese that changes depending on the dialect of the area.

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wow you are fucking retarded....you are replying to a joke bait copypasta. you need to understand these things before you turn 13. i hope this helped.

Oh course little pre-pedophile Michael thinks he can speak the alphabet

He's a nigger

All he's good for is singing and dancing so don't ask him about linguistics and semantics

Kanji is NOT a spoken language. That's like saying "I speak cursive." The Japanese word for the Japanese language is Nihongo. Fuck.

One last thing people in Japan find it disrespectful for non Japanese to culturally appropriate their history.

Not when I'm part of their future, user-san.

>being this b8

nonsense...that is always people like you who get embarrassed go to excuse isn't it?

Thank you, senpai. As misguided as your preconcieved notions about Kanji and the great Japan (oft called the land of the rising sun) may be, I appreciate that you recognize my sincerity.

and it's not even good pasta..try harder OP or better yet lurk more

whats bad about lurking? i probably posted 50 times in 4years

just stop