>2 would give their lives to protect you, the others will do anything to kill you
Which 2 do you choose as your protectors? They are loyal and they hang out with you. You start out at home with your protectors. Whether you stay there or scram and go into hiding is up to you.
lizard and winter soldier
gimme genuinely sympathetic bad guy and T-1000
Slasher duo because they are immortal and faggy elf prince because magic
Slasher duo and t 1000
I'll take the immortals and the only guy who can kill them
I'd pick the Alien and T-1000 and make Terminator/Alien hybrids.
>letting the Predator chasing you
Even Adrian Brody killed a predator
Predator got fucked by Arnie.
T-1000 and WS all the way bitches.
WS is preaty weak in this line up desu senpaï
He has Cap strength and comes with a huge stockpile of weapons which both he and the T-1000 can make great use of.
Michael Meyers is canonically unkillable.
Then T1000 because he can just be a chrome dome for my protection
The only correct answer is T1000 and Grevious. Both have weapons and strengths that are superior to everybody else.
Alien and the t1000
I think everyone is ignoring that Alien comes with a x4 modifier. In this case, I'd take the 4 Aliens and WS. Aliens set up a 4-point perimeter to keep baddies at bay, WS guards my person and snipes from the middle
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Grievous and Nuada
Nuada and Predator. Nuada is the only that is absolutely a must have, he has 2 Golden Army soldiers which are practically indestructible and can distract and tank basically everything else. The Predator cloaks and takes out whatever is left. T-1000 would be nice also but he has no range and can be killed with energy weapons.
How many aliens? Is isn't clear.
>X4
It could be
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>we will never get a captain america vs all the slasher villains movie
Predator and T1000.
Turn predator invisible, while t1000 takes his form, so all smart enemy'es weren't expecting him attack from behind.
T-1000 and Jason/Michael Myers. Cliche horror movie tropes are nothing to sneeze at.
I'll probably wind up dying anyway, but it'd be fun while the party lasted.
>I think everyone is ignoring that Alien comes with a x4 modifier.
No, they just recognize that the more xenomorphs there are, the weaker they all are collectively.
wut
Predator and 4 aliens. 4 aliens flank while predator swoops in invisibly. BTW, none of the other fuckers besides maybe the lizard can sense the predator accurately. So clearly they're all shit to the predator.
T-1000
Order it to morph into hot chicks and fuck it.
T-1000 has all kinds of futuristic sensors. Preddy would be as visible to him as a pink elephant.
this seems easy to me. how would the alien and predator not literally annhailate every other creature? no way can the others even compete
You have much to learn.
The slasher villains have immortal plot armor.
It's not really plot armor, it's specifically the support of "cliche horror movie tropes". How effective they are would be dependent on how savvy the person they're protecting is when it comes to horror movies, because they would know how to set things up in their favor and get the most out of their choice.
T-1000 and Predator
T-1000 is indestructible, Predator can cloak and kill Grievous and Nuada through a sneak attack, everyone else is basically useless against T-1000
Slasher duo and magic man objectively correct choice. Slasher duo because they cannot be killed permanently, and have bs plot armour on their side.
>Predator stalking me to kill me
>Jason appears behind him and rape ensues
>No matter how things go, if you don't pick the Slasher duo, you'll be relaxing with all your enemies finally dead. Then you'll get a machete through the forehead right before it cuts to black.
This.
The objective isn't to kill the T-1000, the objective is to kill you.
You can dismember them.
>alien
>one ayyy lmao
>rapes entire ship
>aliens
>bajillions of ayy lmaos
>gets rekt more than fps npcs
>alien isloation
>one alien
>reks entire space station
>etc.
>Alien
Almost no weapon on ship
>Aliens
Many armed people with army training.
they just come back
somehow
Jason was in space ffs
This.
Basically, the four xenomorphs sound good on paper, but in actuality it's more like "one battle-scarred xenomorph and three cannon fodder xenomorphs".
If you pick anything besides the T-1000 and Predator then you're a pleb
I guess Jason and Michael Myers are acceptable as well
Well, T1000 can't die too.
Man Grid was one the only good part of the film. It made no sense how his power level exceeded two body-builder sized predators but the design was interesting. The movie was so damn inconsistent with that stuff
that's why I picked both
It was a clusterfuck of bad ideas, okay ideas, and pretty nice visuals.
>AvP is 12 years old.
Christ.
But killers are slow! Alien-Cyborg with 4 lightsabers can fuck them and T1000. You need Predator's sneak attack to deal with that asshole.
why do we keep having this thread
its always
Batman
Winter Soldier
and Magic elfman
no one else even comes close to these in terms of personal, physical ability, and weapon loadout, everyone else is just a target
my vote goes to wintersoldier but I could totally see the elf winning
And then they'll be back later unharmed still pursuing you.
If you lock them up somewhere, the second someone stops watching them, they'll be gone. If they take shifts so there's always someone watching, the lights will flicker and then they'll be gone. If you have a round the clock security team monitoring him with cameras equipped with night vision, motion sensors, thermal sensors, the works, then a mysterious power outage will knock out all the equipment, and he'll be gone.
You either take the Slasher Duo or you lose.
But if they protect you they can't come back fast enough to help you!
It has more sense to fight them than fight with them.
>Alien-Cyborg with 4 lightsabers
he doesn't stand a chance against 1/100th of T-1000
literally just one metal spike kills him
the only reason you don't get killed by him is if you have distance
The annoying rub with this particular CYOA. You either take the Slasher duo who are going to be dead weight on your team and then try to pick which of the other choices can solo the rest.
Or you don't take the Slasher duo and you can't win no matter what.
T-1000 would slice and dice everyone.
Heat can harm T1000. 4 lightsabers and fast reflexes will fuck him faster then he form one metal spike out of his arm.
Greivous and anything with energy based attacks would destroy T-1000. He is super weak to melting.
T1000 is immortal and always can be around me to protect from killers. So, i don't think about this as problem.
But T1000 isn't enough to deal with some of enemy'es, so i'll take predator with stealth and battle expirience.
People seem to forget that the T-1000 and the predator are both hunters and really only move on the offensive. The objective is to kill you. So picking them us stupid
The only logical defensive choice is Nuada and Bucky
T-1000 and Predator. Not a hard choice.
Stealthed predator fucks up 90% of those guys cuz of surprise and futuristic weapons.
T-1000 cuz hes nearly indestructable and also has stealth by camouflage
Bucky? Why him? What he will do with his metal arm?
And i don't see how T1000 can't be protector.
Only correct answer is Grevious and Winter Soldier. Laser swords and a laser pistol already fuck up almost everyone on this list, including Nuada. You kill him, you take his crown, you command those Liberace golems he's got to go apeshit on the aliens.
Grevious combined with Winter Soldier's arsenal makes it a no-contest. Only reason I'd pick him over T1000 is Grevious has probably fought shit exactly like everyone on this list at some point in his career.
Slasher duo's movie tropes shit includes them being dead until the next movie. You just have to keep putting them down until the studios that made those movies folds.
Only real threat are the Aliens, but once you get the crown off Nuada, they're fucked. Double fucked if you can command those things to use Winter Soldier's arsenal.
Bucky has tactical ingenuity.
The T-1000 can be taken down when multiple people go after it. Hence T2s ending
Best defence is a good offense. People cant attack you if you attack them first.
Having a predator chilling in stealth closeby and just using his OP heat vision and aimbot lazer gun to pick off every target at range isnt hard
Slasher Duo + Aliens
One side can't die, the other can multiple.
Bucky would get stomped by a predator. He cant dodge lazers or knives.
He got his faggy little metal arm that retarded people keep aiming for in the movies and thats the only reason he hasnt died yet. One bullet and hes gone
Slasher duo for the offensive and T-1000 as a membrane around me for the ultimate camoflague.
T1000 died in the movie only cause they ended up in some melting factory, which works at night. Any other location and he would win.
I don't remember Bucky doing any good tactical decisions in the movies.
>All these people picking Predator.
The point is to protect you. Predator hunting in stealth and shit won't save you.
T-1000 is equally shitty at defense. It's nigh indestructible, but very easy to slow down and damage.
Grevious is the optimal choice. Very sturdy in design, superhuman strength, and his lightsabers could kill anyone else on that list as well as being capable of mounting an effective defense.
Second guy could be anyone, at that point you're only picking someone who Grevious might mildly struggle with. I pick Lizard, as being able to command any reptile within a mile of himself would be pretty hard to defend against, so might as well keep him on my team.
T-1000 and Predator
People saying slashers because they can't die are missing the point that their ability to stop YOU from dying is what matters. They can be temporarily disabled and their weapons wouldn't even harm half of the guys on this list. Unless the horror movie cliche support is really effective, i.e. winter soldier is in sniper perch and Michael Meyers somehow just appears behind him when he turns around.
I'd go T-1000 and WS. Stay in house with T-1000 as personal guard to fuck up anyone who comes in and use morphing to shield me, WS to hide outside and sniper, explosives etc to take out enemies trying to get near. Predator could be an issue for him but it has been killed by humans with less abilities/gear than WS before.
I haven't seen whatever that elf guy is from though, so I may be missing his appeal.
none of them, i will take them all on
Grievous got owned by a blaster.
Him swinging a lightsaber around wouldnt save you from a knife in the neck from a stealthed predator.
Grievous doesnt have jedi powers so he wouldnt sense it
I need predator to kill them, not to safe me.
T800 was able to protect Jonh much better than to terminate him, so i think T1000 will be very useful at protecting.
>anyone not picking t-1000
I get it, you're retards who lack creativity when one of the options is self molding indestructible play-doh that could literally become a suit of power armor that keeps your ass alive.
Ah but the objective is not to kill it but to kill you. He can easily be distracted by 4 xenomorphs and then what? You got the rest of the cast coming towards you.
Bucky is a specops Jason bourne hybrid and can think of plans on the spot. He can pretty much set up a good position and let the two golden soldiers tank the guys while providing support. This allows Nuada to also sneak up and do some damage
Predator and T1000
predator is the only one who might be able to kill the T1000, terminators can be dropped by energy weapons, predators are probably technologically advanced to wreck it
take them both and you cant lose, they are also the best strategists, leave it to em
Predator decides to cook his cruise missile tier bracelet bomb untill its at 3 sec countdown and rush you with it in stealth mode.
ALLAHU ACKBAR
Game over.
Thats why you pick that guy on your side
I have predator for aliens.
And T1000 can one shot them with his radio, cause he's robot and know how to preciesly throw things right at critical spots for massive damage.
which is why you wouldn't want them on the other team genius
Slasher duo for the horror movie power and to not have them come after me instead. They're the only thing on this list that would EVENTUALLY kill you if you didnt pick them.
Predator for the Best tech, second choice would've gone to Nuada, but he could easily be killed by surprise.
Plus the winter soldier is a hunter as well. I'd take him and T-1000
See
You died.
T1000 can save from Duo until you die from cancer or something. You don't need them.
Predator is winter soldier with stealth and futuristic weapon. He's better!
>Predator
>A thing that's been killed by multiple humans not nearly as combat capable or augmented as Bucky.
>Stomping anyone on this list.
>Going up against an enhanced human with a massive arsenal of firearms and another cyborg that's an alien.
I love how everyone on this list has one of Predator's strengths as being he can hide like a bitch nigger too.
Predators have such a low body count in any movie they've been in that they're like a cut-rate Jason.
>And T1000 can one shot them with his radio, cause he's robot and know how to preciesly throw things right at critical spots for massive damage.
I imagined T1000 just nailing people between the eyes with his radio and lost it.
You memed alot but you answered none of my points.
Bullet to the body and not his wank arm= dead Bucky.
Notice how everyone aims for his arm in the movies? Yeah thats cuz marvel is for children and wont show blod.
Check mate atheist
the slasher duo can't die so that's an obvious one. in a fight just between them I would choose x4 aliens in a fight against predators but I don't think aliens would make very good defenders because they are pretty fucking stupid. predator is my 2nd choice for defense. everyone else besides the aliens gets axed no contest at all.
>T1000 can save you from Duo
If it were just them abiding by our laws of physics you'd be correct. But these are horror movie slashers who can be anywhere at any time. They'll handle the humanoids while predators takes out the big hitters user
Can any of my protectors perform sexual favors
But really T1000 and Predator are perfect couple!
You go hide, while T1000 takes your form and taunting enemy'es and Predator hides in stealth and kills them from behind with his weaponry, nobody can beat them.
bucky couldn't stand a chance against any of these fuckers. your heads are so far stuck up your own delusional fanboy ass you fail to see objective truths such as this.
>T-1000 is indestructible
Negative! Acid will fuck a T1000 up. So will Magnets and extreme heat. Xenomorphs have acid blood AND acid spit. WS has magnetic mines, thermite grenades, flamethrowers EMP bombs, etc etc. MAgic Elf prince has magic. Mchines have never been any good against magic. Greivous has lightsabers, those things burn otter than the surface of the sun, they would fry a T1000 liquid metal circuits. Predator would short out it's nano circuits with a blast from it's shoulder canon. Literally only the slasher bros and the lizard are the only non threats to the T1000 in that list.
>the other can multiple.
Only a Xenomorph queen can lay eggs. Queens are one in a million. If you pick the Xenomorphx4 you will only ever have a finite number of 4 xenos.
Yeah I guess that's why Predator one-shot killed Butch, an old black detective, and Toucan Sam on steroids.
Oh shit, never mind.
Winter Soldier's alright but that Mojave Desert Armory is what sells him as a choice. Nobody on this list is as well armed, and other than T1000 he knows how to use all that shit.
questions before I choose, are the slashers immortal or no? are the aliens unstoppable monsters from the first film or generic cannon fodder from the second? is grievous competent like in the clone wars shorts or is he an asthmatic coward? probably going with t100 and predator tho terminator is basically unkillable and the pred's plasma cannon should deal with most of the rest in one shot.
Everyone's choices has to include either Nuada or the slasher duo. Slasher duo are immortal, hence will never stop, Nuada has a spear that kills immortal beings.
>Kill Nuada
>Take his shit
>Use it to kill burger twins
I agree with all of those but the Bucky one.
Where does it say that he has a fucking HANGAR of weapons at his disposal? Do they come out of his arm? No? Then he doesnt have them.
By that logic the predator would have a fucking spaceship at his disposal and fly you to mars
Slasher duo are slow and stupid. They'd be awful in protection
Nvm im stupid. Didnt read OP properly