Walk in kitchen

>walk in kitchen
>see this
>what do?

Become upset that she put on so much weight. She used to be hot chunky now it's just too much.

walk out

i don't rember buying a ham at the grocery store. let alone a ham planet.

Put the pork back in the oven

Run a defensive screen between it and my fridge

become aroused

name?

lel

slam that piggy

put more dishes in the sink.

open all my doors and windows and hope the pig waddles back into the wild before it shits on my floor

do fat chicks actually suck good dick?

lucy collett/ lucy vixen

she went from skinny to stunning

fuck the shit out of it

Consider buying new locks

I'm gonna have me some of that!

Only right answer

she doesnt do hardcore though? what a shame

and then too far

this is now a pork stuffing thread

Yes. They seem to feel that they have a point to prove or some shit like that, so they suck dick like it's got the antidote in it.

Mine sucked at sucking dick. It just ain't worth it.

Tell that fat cow to get off my counter before she breaks it

...

indeed, would love to see her getting smashed

...

...

...

...

Im not a nip I dont eat whales

...

id call the WWF, maybe id get the harpoon out

...

Do a 360 and leave.

...

...

Laugh at all the insecure fags who passed up the chance to get their dicks wet all for the sake of what they feel a woman 'should be'... then... proceed to have a good time fucking her like crazy

sauce me brotha !

...

grab knife, slide it over her gravy laden titties, butter some toast, continue my day as usual..

You've got bad luck my friend, most big girls can suck dick

the hacker named Sup Forums

...

...

personal dishwasher, yay!

Perfect... who is she?

Impregnate. Then go on to find a small spinner chick to deposit my brogurt into. It's nice to have variety.

...

...

Gru?

Ask her to get dressed and mow the lawn.

...

...

Who?

...

I SOOOO want to impregnate this one

work the nips and breats to the point of orgasm. Then move down to the clit

...

...

...

Fuck her senseless

...

...

get the fuck out of my kitchen plz

...

You're gonna get loved tenderly

Good idea, saran wrap is useful shit

...

Virgin neckbeard detected.

...

that little bit of peach fuzz on her stomach in the light .... so good.

...

Rub more oil all over her sexy body.

...

...

who dis ?

...

FUCK me two

a girl of the female persuasion.

fuck it, then throw it back into the ocean, like any true b/tard

>windows
As if that thing can get off the floor!

...

...

...

...

1 - Throw bag of flour over her
2 - Aim for the wet spot
3 - ??????????
4 - Profit

...

I can confirm this. I've been with two porkers and they gave the best blowjobs I had ever experienced. By far.

got more ?

...

...

Would you look at the time . . .

...

...

...

...

I needed a laugh. Thanks. Keep telling yourself that

anyone know who this is?

...

BEST THREAD 2017