/nfl/ general - TAMPA IS BAE edition

CIN: Tyler Eifert underwent back surgery Tuesday
CLE: RGIII clears protocol, ready to practice
SEA: Thomas Rawls (shoulder) practicing in full
LAR: Britt (shoulder) not practicing Wednesday
TB: Update: Martin tested positive for Adderall
PIT: Ladarius (concussion) returns to practice
TB: Doug Martin hit with four-game suspension
JAX: Jaguars interviewing Coughlin on Wednesday
NYJ: Report: Bowles unlikely to be fired by Jets
SD: Antonio Gates plans to return for 15th season
CAR: Olsen, Stewart, Funchess DNP on Wednesday
HOU: Lamar Miller (ankle) sits out on Wednesday

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Cowboys gonna win the Superbowl

>This is what every Cowboys fan sounds like, every year. Fuck Seattle, THIS is the bandwagon to end all bandwagons.

This draft most likely produced:
>franchise QB
>franchise RB
>the best safety the team's had in literal decadessss
>a starting CB

And that's without seeing Jaylon Smith yet, a guy who was projected to be a top-5 talent before his injury.

I'm saying it's an outside chance given all the above.

But I've heard that from you people every year, forever.

"Guys! Guys! We won our first pre-season game, Quincy Carter looked REALLY good! We have an outside chance to go to the Bowl!"

"Guys! Guys! We won our fourth regular season game this year! Romo threw a touchdown pass! We have an outside chance to go to the Bowl!"

"Guys! Guys! Jerry paved over 9000 acres in Arlington and made a fancy new stadium with really big TV's! We have an outside chance to go to the Bowl!"

Sit down and shut up.

if you can't be excited when your team has the 1 seed, then when CAN you think your team has a shot to go the super bowl?

with the earl thomas injury nfc is wide fucking open to anyone

>you people

Do you think Cowboys fans are some kind of nebulous mass hivemind? There's a lot of us and therefore you're more likely to hear a particular opinion more than once. Stop being such a butthurt bitch.

>Do you think Cowboys fans are some kind of nebulous mass hivemind?

>nfc is wide fucking open to anyone

Just like yer mum m8

youtube.com/watch?v=dFu6E6wGBUM

GET HYPE

If we win, we playoffs
If we lose, we might still be playoffs
If we lose, we still win cuz Caldwell will likely be fired

Gonna be good regardless m8s

First for the OAKLAND raiders

not so fast, vegas posers.

Breaking news. Jerry jones has brutally beaten Dak with a pipe. Looks like it's Romo time boys.....

He has been "put to rest"?

HOLUP

SO YOU BE SAYIN' I WAS A CHEERLEADER N SHIEET?

This is gonna be a great year for the playoffs

WIld Card Round

PIT > MIA
KC > HOU
GB > DET
ATL > NYG

Divisional Round

KC > NE
OAK > PIT
DAL > GB
SEA > ATL

Conference Championship Round

OAK > KC
SEA > DAL

Super Bowl

SEA > OAK

>Chefs/Toxins rematch

Yuck.

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>imblying carr isn't healthy by the time of Superb owl 51.

They'll BTFO them again too

And they'll BTFO the Pats again as well

Mcgloin/Savage would be horrific

So close leaf

Yes, I'm sure the Chiefs will go into Gillette and BTFO the Pats in the playoffs.

Maybe a TD fewer given they're in NE but I see this happening again.

Brady is an old man and the pass rush will get to him and his old knees, at least 1 pick-6.

what if KC doesn't have to go to Gillette?

How would that work? Assuming the Chiefs and Pats get to the AFCCG, let's say, who plays where?

Brady would get BTFO so hard in Arrowhead

Assuming they're both top seeds going into the playoffs.

Didnt the Chiefs lose to the Patriots last year in the playoffs?

The defense was better last year and Brady still put up 27 points.. what are you gonna do this year?

Pats defense was fucking trash last year and Smith couldn't even beat them lol give me a break dude

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It can't happen you frog poster. Even if KC steals seed #2, NE gets homefield advantage,
Even if you beat a team that gets homefield advantage before facing the pats, Well the pats will have been a higher seed than you, So it will happen in Gillette.

The only 'somewhere else' pats can play is Oakland.

Which they will, and they will lose there.

Oakland is going to be the AFC representative in the Owl and they'll lose to the Seahawks in the Super Memeb Owl

>These absolute memers thinking the Raiders are going anywhere

It's time to give up, Raidniggers. Mcgloin ain't winning shit and you know it.

Chiefs get 2 seed, dolphins beat steelers, dolphins beat patriots, dolphins vs chiefs at arrowhead AFCC. Chiefs don't have to leave arrowhead

"Look over there Nelly, over there" says Wentz as he points over to the end zone. "

Agholor turns his head and looks to the end zone.

“We gonna get so many touchdowns,” Wentz began. He reached in his back and brought out a shotgun; he snapped off the safety, and looked at the back of Agholor's head, at the place where the spine and the skull were joined.

“You…an’ me. Ever’body gonna be nice to you. Ain’t gonna be no more trouble. Nobody gonna hurt nobody feelin'.”

Agholor said, “I thought you was mad at me for the drops, Wentz.”

“No,” said Wentz as he slowly raises his gun. “No, Agholor. I ain’t mad. I never been mad, an’ I ain’t now. That’s a thing I want ya to know.”

Agholor begged, “Le’s do it now. Le’s get that touchdown now.”

“Sure, right now. I gotta. We gotta.” Wentz raised the gun and steadied it, and he brought the muzzle of it close to the back of Agholor's head. The hand shook violently, but his face set and his hand steadied. He pulled the trigger. The crash of the shot rolled up the stadium and rolled down again.

Wentz drops his gun and says, "That will be the last drop in this stadium."

The End

Of Eagles and Men

They don't have Marshawn lynch anymore, We can stop their run game.

Our pass rush is adequate to prevent Russell from scrambling.

I'd honestly be more worried of the cowboys . Or the Skins

I kek'd

He's gonna run the table down to the Owl, and you know it. We'll see it live on TV when he smashes the Crybaby buoncos face, who are out of the playoffs.

OAK vs SEA would (will) be interesting af to watch.

Give it a watch
youtu.be/pN8MAbiTnMQ

sorry that dream died when carr was killed RIP pieces

>Some shit franchise will give a 1st for Jimmy G

10/10

lyl

*cringe*

The Raiders were getting btfo in every game in that "highlight reel" kek

>most polished rookie QB ever
>"he's an o-line babby, anyone would win behind them"

>oh well then he should perform well in the playoffs behind that o-line
>"rookies don't play well in the playoffs"

>but he's shown that he doesn't have the same tendencies as rookies, in fact his numbers are better than most 5+ year vets
>"he's an o-line babby, anyone would have those stats behind them"

>mfw

Well they were 4-12 that year, so...

Pretty impressive turnaround imo desu senpaitachi

one and done will prove their online babby point

Just look at his mong face. We all know where this ends.

DUCKS BTFO

>he doesn't realize he's STILL using the same circular logic

He is an OL babby, though.

>mfw I see a rookie qb

>proven he cant carry a team to a win when he is needed
>thinking he will win the playoffs

I'm from the future, here is his stat line from his first playoff game

13/27 2 int/1 td 187yds

L

Believe that all you want. The fact is, the Dak/o-line combo is fucking up every defense they play except the Giants. You can't simultaneously claim that they're good (because of the o-line) and bad (because of Dak). It's one or the other.

Post'em, lads.

>nfc south and west not together
its like i edited the template for nothing

When will the learn?

>indifferent
>apathy

literally synonyms

I don't think he knows what apathy means.

Is this the most redpilled man on ESPN?

ignore apathy, i'm looking at it as a spectrum from not giving a shit about the team to loving it

>watching ESPN

He's almost as big of a Dem Boys homer as Skip.

So, no.

>2016
>watching espn

lel

epic contrarians

But that already existed on the original hate-apathy-love spectrum

>the Giants have nothing to play for (this week), so they will let the Redskins win
>the Broncos have nothing to play for (besides draft position), so they'll upset the Raiders
>mfw "experts" actually get paid to write this shit

Name one reason why the Patriots (best team in the NFL) won't win the Super Bowl this year
I'll wait

because of these dubs

E!SPN is legit garbage though...

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>Oakland
>Beating Kansas city
>5-1 in the last 6 matchups against Oakland
LOOOOOOOOL

If KC meets Oakland in a conference championship you're seeing KC in the owl.

Not if the Gnats have anything to say about them.

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Words can't describe how afraid I am of the Giants in Lambeau again. I don't know if I can handle another loss to the Giants in Lambeau.

I'm tired having to explain this to you.

What teams will be on the upswing next season?

> imblyign

Jags, Raiders, Chargers, Cardinals, Titans, Bucs

Chargers and Saints return to the playoffs after 4 years away. The Bears have potential, it will be interesting to see what they do in the offseason.

>yfw loins get 2 seed

That would be the greatest meme

>Jags
Lolno, they suck forever
>Raiders
The Raiders had a great season this year, "upswing" means they'll do even better than 12 wins next year, and LOL NOOOOOO
>Chargers
If by "upswing" you mean "moving up I-5" then yes
>Cardinals
Historically shit for 70 years, get fucked
>Titans
Incompetent ownership, shit coach
>Bucs
FINE. MAYBE.

Jaguars trade for Romo, draft offensive line, hire Coughlin again...they'll be at least competitive if not in the playoffs

SCREENCAP THIS

>Oak over Pitt
>Oak in the SB
Oh I am laffin

Romo is an idiot.

He's exactly the kind of QB the Texans would overpay for.

Jets should get overall first pick because they are the most pathetic team in the country

and if they were right they try to praise themselves as football gods but when theyre wrong it was a "Bold Prediction"

What's the point in giving the Jest the overall first pick when they're the shittiest team in the world at drafting?

>>Jags
>Lolno, they suck forever
Hi I'm user, and I just started watching the NFL last year. I'm totally an expert though.

>team loses games
Lol player is shit he can't win the games

>team wins games
Lol player is carried by coach/teammates

Peyton Manning was shit and frequently carried, it happened all the damn time.

>Peyton Manning was shit

People just arbitrarily pick players to hate and then cherry pick stats and spew this shit.

Post players that would be NOTHING, and I mean Blake Bortles tier, without their star receiving threat.

I'll start us off with the most obvious one of all:

>Julio has played 40 snaps over the last three games
>Ryan puts up 800 yards and 8 touchdowns to 6 different receivers, including 4th and 5th string TEs

Meme response
Aaron Rodgers is a bonafide choker, he'll prove it again this year
The falcons are trash and can't even be considered a paper tiger because no one thinks they'll do well
Seahawks will be 2 and done
The dolphins are the worst team in the playoffs

The Texans are easily worse than the Dolphins.

>Rasm, 40shitters, punished Panthers

Talk to me when they get blown out in the wild card round by a real team