/heem/: cro cop edition

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Previous thread: News:

>UFC 207 early weighins
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/ufc-207-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-noon-et

>RIZIN results
mmafighting.com/2016/12/29/14110524/rizin-world-grand-prix-2016-results

>Dillashaw may leave Bantamweight
mmafighting.com/2016/12/29/14110524/rizin-world-grand-prix-2016-results

>Burkman vs Prazeres confirmed
mmafighting.com/2016/12/29/14112012/josh-burkman-vs-michel-prazeres-to-ufc-fight-night-card-in-brazil

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get a life, OP

goober bless

this is the better thread

i like this one better desu

>when you're a no dad beta manlet so connor is your surrogate role model

BETA MALES BTFO
WHEN WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

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Thanks.

400 pound man? So Burrito sat on the Jap for 2 rounds lol. Rin killed the weigh ins so I expected nothing less. The only thing that would be funnier is if the commentators roasted the fighters during the fight lmao

Would Japanese Sage beat American Sage if they were the same weight?

>tfw cro cop is probably pounding innocent virgin jap girls RIGHT NOW

>when you're such a permavirgin beta that an Irish manlet has you shook for life

>The only thing that would be funnier is if the commentators roasted the fighters during the fight lmao

You should watch the Baruto fight.

omfg really. I can't find the replay on eversport it just has the upcoming fights link?

I rewatched Cruz's fights and Cody's

Cody catches Cruz with a quick right hook, Cruz's open side when he commits to right straight, Cody's knockout hook/counter short straight.

fedor has nothing to be proud of

>Fighter
>Child

Know the difference. Never let anyone call you a fighter if you can't beat a big kid in a playground, it's an insult.

>pounding
>virgins
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Shit, I thought they'd have it up for a week. They did last time.

>Cruz's open side when he commits to right straight

Cruz isn't going to commit to a right straight.

Cruz moves in set pattern, his head movement isn't reactive. He is going to duck right into codys right hand and go sleepy

not a chance

did you really watch cody' fights? he throws sloppy hooks(fast tho) with his hands down

There he goes again... King of the Manlets... Waging war on Harry Potters all around the world

Will real men ever respect him?

Joe Warren highlights from Rizin

As mirko walks to the ring with a Japanese child
>his girlfriend looks young

As King Mo went down
>ohhh noooo

During the trophy presentation for Mirko
>Mo should have won that fight, overhand rights, overhand rigged

Baruto fight
>if he fell there'd be an earthquake
>he should just lie on top and smother him with his belly button

Any other pearls of wisdom from the most retarded cunt in mma?

Remember that time Cody punked goober?

youtu.be/pVwXnXyB1Rw
youtu.be/pVwXnXyB1Rw

After watching his alpha performance they got so wet he could literally slide his cock in

Whatever Lithuania says, bet on the opposite result.

why did Conor let him get close

He said Baruto was a piece of work who ate his own training partner too
based BMOTP

You forgot the part when Rin walked out with her team
>Joe: I hope her trainer isn't the cup noodle guy

reverse cuck white power fantasy bullshit

>If you say one more mean thing about my manlet stepfather

MCKEK FANS BTFO
WHEN WILL THEY EVER BECOME MEN?

post slip or stfu you lidl twink

Even more likely to bait Cruz into it more likely(doesn't matter if he is doing this consciously)

Cruz will try to wrestle Cody to deplete his power, but Cody's stance isn't narrow or awkward so he will have a hard time.

>reverse cuck

Asian pussy was made for white cock

Because Conor is a dnb who didn't realize that Cody is 4real and doesn't afraid of anything

stipe has a huge fucking head

fucking instagram

Is that Father John Misty?

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The mere gaze of cro cop causes the rizin's arena to flood with pussy juice

>When you buy your belts at Toys R Us

>Cro Cop cucking King Mo

Nice

Even Rizin is disclaiming him

That's not the real account.

>Sitting in your booster seat at prom and the big kid walks by

I've got a BAD feeling about UFC 207, boys. Anyone here feeling it too?

teymur will end lando's hypetrain

I feel it. Friday nights for ppvs are unnatural and a affront to the MMA gods.

Anyone seen the video of Hendricks?

Sounds like he's about to die desu

Think they've got a few accounts?

Can never be sure with twitter

Only if you're not picking:
Nunes
Cruz
Dillashaw

yes

he's definitely dying

Just contacted my Spirit Guide for a quick 2AM chat and chakra alignment. She says we should prepare for the first death in the Octagon.

Wow bet the house on Magny.

>picking Nunes

hahaha because Nunes is hard to clinch with hahaha

Remember that time Conor could have killed this pussy on tv but didn't because unlike Cody he has a brain?
He legitimately didn't expect a professional fucking fighter who made it to the UFC would have the mentality of a highschool retard. And he wasn't even talking to him.

Just read their timeline, you are correct sir

YES CONNOR IS A MASTERMIND PUTTING ON BITCH IS A MASCULINE THING ONLY A NON MANLET WOULD DO

CONNOR HATERS BTFO

Ronda's clinch is overrated, literally the easiest thing to gameplan for next to a brawler.

Nunes is working on her defensive wrestling/judo and will likely KO ronda in the 1st. (screencap this).

What's the ideal elevation for MMA?

1258 ft

sea level

Cody will catch Dom and knock him out cold mark my words

Below sea level.

>Ronda's clinch is overrated, literally the easiest thing to gameplan for next to a brawler.

PLEASE post slip.

Are you alright buddeh, it sounded like you had a stroke.

post your slip

>He fell for the Cody meme

kek

Wtf Radamir? Im agreeing with you, beta manlets don't let people push them and make them step backwards. That's what alphas like Connor do

here your (you)

me on the right when somebody asks me to post my slip

>(You)s
>in 2016

>easy to gameplan for
so that's why everybody except holm got absolutely dominated by her.

Thats because every other female fighter other than Holms at the time was shit

Are you saying Bethe was shit

Holm is about to be on a three fight skid, lad.

and now a small year later everybody is great and ronda is shit?

>Holm is about to be on a three fight skid, lad.

Thats why i said at the time

>Are you saying Bethe was shit

yes

You're joking right m8? The state of WMMA is trash currently, don't look at the talent pool 1-2 years ago cause it was far worse than now.

Nunes has developed since moving to ATT, in those years her ground game developed enough for her to be comfy at boxing distance. Rousey hasn't evolved (Edmond preach) thanks to her abysmal camp.

>You fell for the Edmond greatest mind in MMA meme

So when did Holm start sucking?

Rate my tat lads

Never?

She lost a fight she was winning against Meisha when she got meme choked

And got beaten soundly by Shevchenko who only entered the UFC a year ago

The talent pool at 135 is a lot better now than 12 months ago

>in those years her ground game developed enough for her to be comfy at boxing distance

What, she went from purple to black since 2014?

was shaving your arm hair necessary lad?

cant wait to see heem's reaction when ronda dismantles nunes inside 1 minute. currently screencapping all these anti ronda posts and im gonna make a laughingronda.jpg collage

Post slip(s).

I was going to get a fight kit tattooed on my arm

>mfw user refuses to post slip

Never said Edmund was good, he's a goof but Ronda barely ever got touched before the Holm fight. One bad fight doesn't mean she's shit now and Nunes is not unbeatable

First off, Cody pushed himself more then he did Conor. Second, alphas don't feel the need to validate themselves or show off literally every chance they get. Conor clearly made Cody feel inadequate just by being in the same room and the little insecure fucboi had to lash out to save face in his own eyes.

>Second, alphas don't feel the need to validate themselves or show off literally every chance they get.

i know thats why connor doesnt validate himself or show off literally every chance he gets, hes a real alpha

hes not a beta manlet, im agreeing with you

Ronda went 3 rounds with Tate last time they fought, Nunes dusted her in 1 (brutally).

Don't give me that Tate was on her way out shit either, cause she fought the way she always does and got outclasses.
Tate: Nunes hits harder than anyone i've fought ever, my pick is Amanda.

How the fuck did King Mo lose to Cro-Cop's corpse?

>8 threads in the catalog

when is the weighings?

Conor nuthugger rekt desu familia

by defending a takedown and getting an uppercut off the spin. watch the fight

RIZIN happened

Shogun a cute