You wake up as Donald Trump

You wake up as Donald Trump.
What do?

send in a tactical assault squad to north korea and sort that fat chink out

Live TV apology that ends in suicide

Fap

smash the living shit out of Ivanka for 48 hours straight

fuck melania

>boner on left knee

REALISTIC

Attempt to be a sane president

And start WWIII? Nice

Fuck Ivanka

Get all the files on ayy lmaos

Declare war on Israel and have better relationship with Russia

Also fuck Ivanka

> start bowing to people who attack us

Take a morning piss on melania

Start a diet.

For making America great again? Summer already?

left leg is hanging down off of bed.

wincest pedo boner so big it crosses left leg and continues down bed as shown

VIPissy is awesome. I have this one episode where the dude sticks his dick in and actually keeps pissing into her cunt.

There's another one where a chick puts a speculum into her cunt, pours a raw egg in there, takes the speculum out and starts fucking herself with the raw egg still inside.

...

>>boner on left knee

>le summer maymay xD

He's a fucking retard who was given way too much power than he can handle. It wouldn't repair the damage that he's done already, but it would prevent things getting worse.

An apology might generate sympathy tho. Wouldn't want that.

I'd say "fuck niggers, fuck Jews, fuck muzzies, and fuck the USA. Oh, BTW, I fucked my daughter with my tiny dick."

>>>boner

Is that moot ?

masturbate

the point is moot

>that is absolutely 100% moot

> damage he's done

name one thing that doesn't involve Russia or some bs reason like muh allies

You wake up black what do?

...

Kys is the only right answer.

>what is huge international politics fuck up
>what is health care fuck up
>what is tax reform that benefits the 1%
>what is firing the chief of the fbi for investigating you

...

Who is moot?

The officer who shot that guy moved to the US and quietly owned a little store for decades. Wierd.

keep giving him rope. he's half hung himself already

I don't give a fuck if you retards fuck up your country by isolating yourselves. I'm European so it doesn't affect me that much.
We can get other trade partners.
It's you who should be worried.

Fuck Melania

I will nuke everything while I hide in an anti-atomic bunker with some chicks and good necessary for survival, then I will be the last man on Earth and I will repopulate it breeding with the chicks, this way one day every human on the planet will worship me as a god and as the creator of the Universe.

The little girl

look in the mirror. say "wow, im donald trump."

>touching the moot dick with your hand

So Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Shoot all faggots and trannies...set all sjw's on fire...
Simple stuff they already believe is coming they're way...
>Profit???

Good luck to ya

Chief of fbi got fired for sucking at his job. First one about international shit made no sense. Tax reform affects the people that pay the most taxes. Geez, he's for rich people.

moot was a mod at reddit for about 3 months and made a new for himself by banning racist, sexist, ageist and homophobic posts. eventually he was stabbed to death by a transgender girl who was triggered.

>pic related: it's moot

>>touching the moot dick with your hand

the moot dick

touched

Kill myself

>moot wanks.jpg

Pee all over the white house then threesome with Ivanka and kellyanne

Nuke mecca

Nice plan severe autist

>for sucking at his job
According to Donald Trump, it was mainly because of the investigation.

But I guess you could not believe him kek

>Pre election
That Comey fuck tried to screw with Hillary and throw the election, fire him
>Post election
How dare Trump fire Comey

>according to Donald trump

a source not involving some fake memo that doesn't exist please

Thanks

>ignore
>his mistakes are actually awesome if they succeed
>giving more power to the rich is good
>muh fake news

I'd expect nothing more from a trumptard. You deserve what's coming for you.

>wake up as Donald Trump
>immediately contact the most liberal media sites I can (Huffpo, Salon, Fine Young Turks, etc.) for interviews
>have them patted down and sent through metal detectors for any kind of recording device, cell phone, whatever
>once they're clean I give them a pen, a notepad and let the interview begin
>start it off normally then slowly work my way into more racist and sexist topics
>"Black lives matter, do they really? I mean, they obviously don't think so."
>"Gays and trannies, totally fine in my book. They can't reproduce anyway they're a dying breed!"
>by the end of the interview, go full out super villain
>"CURSES THAT BATMAN! HE WILL SOON SEE THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS BY DEFYING ME!"
>mix it up a bit with each interview so their stories don't overlap
>conclude the interview with a very calm thank you and goodbye
>they immediately hit their keyboards with horrible stories about me turning into a super villain
>even the most castrated cuck reads their interviews and roll their eyes over the blatantly horse shit articles
>fake news accusations everywhere
>each site starts losing followers and readers like Hell
>mfw they file for chapter 11 bankruptcy

>Kys is the only right answer.

after smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

He said in an interview something about "and the whole Russia thing".

But if you actually believe that wasn't the reason, then you're an absolute fucking moron and there's no point in bickering with you. Have a nice day.

Download Milhouse memes because Milhouse is not a meme

>chek em

Declare war on North Korea with left, then follow through and declare nothing and just Iran with the righ hook, declare martial law in USA, lock up protestors, then gays, then dissenters, then intelkectuals, then enforce strict dress code so women won't be whores. Then change back the laws to biblical laws.

Also invade Mexico, kill all Mexicans, join it as part of texas, and then take over Canada.

change my/his ways of evil and conservativism for the betterment of humanity and the world

>thinking this would actually work

this

because I want it? no

because it's right? no

because I'm Donald Fucking Trump, that's why

The first thing I would do is touch my wife on the back of her neck while gathering her hair into my palm. All wives understand this.

While getting a solid throating from my monogamous love, I'd think about how I could distance myself from the media further, but without caring about the media. Damn those globalist bastards. But then I remember;

I'm better than that. Criticism is an amendment to allow the plebs to feel.

K, so on to business. Wall; fuckin' trebuchets. Immigants; fucking hell there are a LOT of immigrants. There's a fuckton of people in this country for that matter. What the hell do you do with all these people? I really, really, hate the media. ... OH YEAH BABY I'M GONNA CUM!!!

I'm the President. I'm the fucking PRESIDENT! I don't need to swear or care about the naysayers.

Servant! Bring me a coffee and contractor proposals for the Wall. Also, click 'hired' for all recent ICE agent applications.

MAGA you faggot mother masturbators!

Nuke leafs

>boxxy wanks.jpg

Yea yeah pence, we know, just be patient, your time will come,

this

>suddenly hot wife
>suddenly hot daughter
>both ready to fug
>suddenly rich
>suddenly leader of free world
Are you retarded?

Moot once offered to lick my asshole in exchange for a Klondike bar.

You should run for office user.

>this

after smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

>after smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

After smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

Fuck a few more 13yos of course.
In Russia, if need be. Whatever. Nobody cares about that.

>after
>smashing
>Ivanka
>for
>48
>hours

Launch a war against china.
Let's see what kinda shit they make.

This.

after smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

Start blowing as much money as I can on Coke and bbw hookers.

Severe autist I'd like to check your trips

This.

after just smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

>bang wife
>make "dubz and i cum on my wife's face" thread
>cum on wife's face
>post
?????

Profit

> (You)
>
>>after
>>smashing
>>Ivanka
>>for
>>hours
straight

noice dubs

This.

Just after smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

>bbw hookers

That's nasty

Anyway I'd buy/revoke a quarter of all the industries/secondary sector countrywide, nationalizing them and giving jobs and shelters to the homeless and needy.
I'd pull out of Syria and lower the large military budget.
I'd focus on relations with China until they do something about the fat kid.
I'd try to make the UN matter.
I'd spend the surplus on science and clean energy.
I'd make false accusations punishable by life in jail
I'd make the jails much more ruthless, they'd take your blood and put you to back breaking work.
I'd only let in female refugees in
I'd change terms to be 10 years instead of 4, with yearly refferendums for changing presidents.
Also work on restructuring the shit burgerlander govment structer.

>>bbw hookers and coke

just like Kanye.

Pic related: Kanye's bbw hooker

>>after smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight
>After smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

after smashing Ivanks for 48 hours straight, I'd smash Ivanka for 48 hours straight

Fucking THIS.

Just after smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

>some fake memo

kek. just listen to his words.

All you have to do is follow the dumbass tweets.

>he has literally confessed in public to impeachable offenses

>jealous beta cuck

dubs of truth speak

another 48 hours straight of smashing Ivanka

Missiles... Missiles everywhere.

>another 48 hours straight of smashing Ivanka

This, after I'm done smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

After smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

>boner in asscrack.jpg

incorrect file name

pic related: correct file name

Trump is creating jobs and growth in the economy, and basically you are stupid

This

>mfw ad hominem is the general trumptard's only defense