These ladies are walking your way

These ladies are walking your way

>QUICK
>Give 'em your best line

Go back to the kitchen cunts!

But Im married?

i gots dem dubs chekem

Make the sex with me or i'll kill this kitten.

Autistic screeching

$1000 dollars to let me cum in dat ass. With 4 chicks it's practically guaranteed to work on one.

Niggers tongue my anus

I love how an anarchyball meme became relevant.

Want to play some Maplestory with me?
Kerning City PQ FTW

I'd probably flex a 'cep and say something along the lines of "how's this for a start?" Then again I'm not autistic like you and actually know what women want

Hi ladies...
...which one of you wants to make me a sammich and be my sex slave for the rest of your life?

...

>'cep

>flex a 'cep

holy shit people like you actually exist

No, you are autistic and that was the most cringe worthy thing I've ever read. Kill yourself

Move, I need a drink.

"Check out how many games I have on my phone."

>make me a sammich

Found the 16 year old MAY-MAY lord. Fuck off cunt

Cool story babe, now make me a sandwich

>not asking them to cc plz

>733277718

"Hey, I'm [user] but most people call me no thank you"

either they laugh or it gets awkward really fast

"the middle one is the prettiest"

Which one of you ladies wants to sit on the face of a sophisticated gentleman?

Cuck

Wut? That's not funny in the slightest.