Cringiest things you've ever done Sup Forums?
>be me 13
>fat autistismo edgy sperg
>bigger kids bully me
>make rage comics about what they did to me at school calling me a faggot and shit
>include made up parts where i beat them up and include the "like a boss" rage face
>post them on facebook
>bullies see it
>share them to everyone
>everyone is laughing at me for being such a pathetic loser
my spine fills with regret when thinking about those
bump
unless youre 15 year old then get over it you fucking faggot
bump erino
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bawmp
got a blowjob from a 7yo friend when i was 7
how is that cringy
where do u live fam
U must be like 19 now
bump
yea
bumping yet again cmon guuuys
>Be in college
>Definitely an autismo
>Cute girl (looked Eurasian) adds me on facebook on an app similar to tinder
>Talks to me a lot
>Talks to me on messenger
>Changes her major to be the same one as mine
>still talks to me
>asks to get together
>I always avoid her
>I literally don't get the memo that she liked me until 4 years after graduation where it hit me like a ton of bricks.
that's not cringe thats feels
had a similiar experience, i know the pain
We all do cringy shit when we're 13, bro.
I was a metalhead/wannabe gangster. I couldn't figure out who I wanted to fit in with. It was ridiculous. I laugh about it now. You will too.
That's not cringy. That's just stupid.
>asks to get together
>I literally don't get the memo that she liked me until 4 years after graduation where it hit me like a ton of bricks.
that is some severe autism faggot
Alpha as fuck
>be me
>scrolling through Sup Forums looking for something interesting
>see this post
>click reply
>worstshitpostever.jpeg
ah i see, youre post is the gringiest thing uv done XD
>get born
>be 13
>be living with grandparents
>be horny
>see dog and think "maybe that'll help"
>nan walks in on me naked with dog on my lap and hard cock
>nan walks out with dog
KEK
>maybe that'll help
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>mfw
I once bumped a bad thread
Kek
You skkiped the most interesting part, what where you doing whith your dog, it was a female dog or a male dog¿¿¿¿
LOL this made my day hahaha
You think that's bad? I'm 30 and still a metal head, wanna be gangster. The Goodfellas kind, not the nigger kind.
nothing wrong with liking metal
>be 15
>stalk the cute but extremely shy girl for like 2 months
>she always wears a blue jacket with white fuzz inside
>one day i see her jacket in the library, she is nowhere to be seen
>o shit this is my chance
>steal the jacket and bring it home
>jack off on it 10 times over the course of a week
>take it off and put it in the lost and found
>she sees me taking it off and putting her jacket in there
>she walks up to the table and takes it.. but then notices all the cum
>she looks at me with pure disgust and leaves the jacket there
>mfw
holy fuck dude this is the best in the thread
You are 13, you are beggining your life, I am 30 and don´t even remember life at that age. My advice kid is this, do sports, does not matter if you suck at it, do it. And do it like 3 ours a day and git gud at it, do cardio. Enjoy your body and what you can do at that age. Stop with the art bullshit that shit is for fags. And if you feel unconfortable at your school, ask your parents if you could change schools and go to another. In the end, maybe you are not going to see any of those bastards who are bulling you in college. And don´t be afraid of getting in a figth, it does not metter if you loose. Figth any son of a bitch that tryes to bully you. Eventually you will become to much of a bother to be bullied.
Samefag
WE GOT A WINNER OVER HERE
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STERILIZATION!
kek I am crying !!!!! Now you are never going to fuck her. EVER! Or any of her friends. You should change school
>implying he would fuck anyone anyway
she had no friends, she was extremely shy.
I just assumed, since thats the most unfunny tryhard story I have ever read.
>fake and gay
>be me
>be 15
>be high and drunk
>bored, playing on computer
>cat walks in
>its in heat rubbing on things are stuff
>it starts rolling around on my lap
>get hard for some reason
>decide im gonna use it as a fleshlight
>spend like an hour trying to fit my dick in the cat
>tfw when I cant even get pussy from a pussy
Not its not
>newfag
>not rubbing your dick head on it's cunt until it cums
Then instead of jizz on her coat, you should befriend her get close, you lost your chance of getting close to her. damn dude . You really belong here fag
You are right, my bad
i think i just realized this site is full of underage faggots that constantly samefag. am i the only oldfag on this site
Why were you wearing it after jerking off on it so much?
Yes it is.
And if you were older than 14 you would realize that too.
MY FUCKING SIDES OP JESUS CHRIST JUST WHY
You do realize this is not reddit where people do rational things, right? Reddit immigration policies should be enforced to prevent you faggots from entering
If you are like these at that age, imagine yourself at 40, creepy as hell
He wanted to feel them wiggling.
>retard fight
30 and still a wannabe? Nigger you're old enough to be whatever you want to be, consider this a signal
>autistic rambling
Yeah, I'm not surprised you enjoyed that story.
it was cold and i had to walk to school. i had no room for two jackets.
>be me
>be like 6
>sleepover at some kids house
>while were sleeping he sticks his dick in my mouth
>pressures me into sucking on it
>Tfw I can never unsuck that dick
Not old enough to be the president, faggot.
>being this new
>be 24 yo ugly beta
>sit in computer lab at college
>see cute 7/10 girl
>she looks in my direction and smiles
>think she smiles at me
>smile back
>notice she smiles at the good looking guy who is sitting behind me
>mfw
And to think he was walking around the school with her cum splattered coay on. Omg what an idiot.
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Fuck changing schools, he should change his fucking name. Shave his face and assume a new identity. Because honestly, if I was her, I'd have kneed him in the balls for ruining my favorite Jacket and got my parents to call the cops.
tl;dr: You fucked up kid, time to change your name.
you got raped
There's no mafia like that anymore, probably hasn't been in my lifetime. So it was always just a pipe dream.
>Not realizing this is normal
Hows your first day going faggot?
>newfag
Same, I decided a furry was a better route
>be me
>Grade 12 English
>End of school year so watching movies
>Hey user put on a movie
>On Putlocker on Windows XP with no anti pop up protection
>Click movie link
>Pop up gif of some chick getting railed missionary projected so whole class can see
>Guys laugh and girls give me dirty looks
You fucked up user... At least you're not
I'm shy and introverted not a retarded creep.
>be me, at party
>drunk as heck
>talking to crush, just me and her
>i have to piss, go piss
>hastily tuck dick in waistband to avoid residual piss in pants
>come back to convo
>'jesus christ user but your dick away'
>look down
>didn't put dick away properly
>the bunched up foreskin of my tiny dick is protruding from my waistband
>blow it off, drunk styles
>wish i done it deliberately
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>be me, live with a couple
>jacking off in lounge room at 3am
>roomates asleep. all cool
>super high also
>fall asleep jacking off
>wake up to female housemate saying 'oh my god' and running back to room
>left my dick out in lounge room
>At School
>On projector
>On Putlocker with no Anti-pop up Protection
Nah, you're a retarded creep user, you knew full well what would happen.
>be me
>14
>first day of biology class, going over safety protocol
>teacher asks me to act out some of the rules
>don't put chemicals near your eyes
>class full of hot bitches
>think about that sweet freshman pussy, wanna impress them early
>Decide to put on a show
>act out putting chemicals in eyes, start half screaming half laughing and clutching face
>no one laughs. Everyone's staring
>I need to step up my game
>drop to the floor and keep yelling while laughing at myself
>fake seizure
>more blank stares
>run to sink to escape, pour water in eyes
>move on with class and want to die for the rest of the year
I still think about it every day.
Yes there are. They've called the democrats.
Kill yourself, political fag.
Absolutely nothing cringy about listening to metal.
Wanting to be a gangster, though. Ehh. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
Pic related.
I killed pepe.
>mfw i gave a blowjob to another boy in my class when i was 7
And why would I ever do that? herrrr deee herrr deeee daaaaa
Idk man. It's just the while thing, having the respect (fear) of everyone, that huge family that's loyal to the death, the every day is a party lifestyle, knocking off a mother fucker whenever you want and having you're boys help you hide the body, all the free shit, women throwing themselves at you, money, you know all the shit that gangster movies make seem so glorious. And I'm not stupid enough to believe movies are real, I just wish they were and that was my life.
this was exactly wat i did when i was 7 too wtf
Can Confirm, I was with him, and helped to kill Pepe.
>at homecoming sophomore year in HS
>slow dance comes on
>finds date
>mfw idk how to slow dance
>put hands on girls shoulders instead of hips
>look like a retard until date corrects me
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180 Degrees can confirm.
Ew
wut that's not even funny, just sad
>be 15
>trying to seduce a 5/10
>make her a joke over whatsapp
>she sees it like 6h after i send it
never talked to me again
Dubs confirms, Are you my shadow?
This truly is a cringe thread
He isn't 13 anymore, man.
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