It happened. It finally happened. I shit myself as an adult. IN FRONT OF GF
>Be watching tv with gf and need to fart >Been together awhile so farting is no big deal >Lean to side and say "knock knock" >GF "Who's there" >Farts with the wind speed of a hurricane >Feel the ass slime and wet feces shooting from my anus >GF "Eww user" >Silence >Underwear wet with shit >Wait like 30 secs and excuse myself to bathroom >Shit falls out upon standing up >Grumbling commences >Sprint to bathroom and get inside >Before I can reach the toilet a torrent of spicy diarrhea shoots from my bowels >SHIT ALL OVER FLOOR >GF freaking out over shit in living room >Continue shitting liquid for a good 10 mins >Walk out avoiding stepping in shit but still on he >Grab laptop and write this in bathroom >She left >I don't wanna clean this up I TRUSTED THE FART. DON'T TRUST FARTS
Aiden Brooks
I choked on my biscuits reading this user, holy shit. Pun intended
Cameron Morris
im ded
Dominic Reed
Thats hilarious if it really happened
Jaxon Roberts
You dun goofd OP. Now your gf is going to shit herself to get back at you. This is how these fetishes start
Logan Young
Yeah, singles says it's true. Have fun OP
Jackson Foster
Well >Gets text while cleaning literal shit up >We need to take a break user
Well shitting myself just ended a 2 year relationship
Colton Jackson
Top motherfucking KEK
Alexander Rivera
screen cap that shit
Luke Collins
>>Lean to side and say "knock knock" >>GF "Who's there"
Kekels
Caleb Williams
hahahahahahha, no user, im fucking dying over here.
Aiden Jenkins
>farts
Alexander Miller
All the niggers you let fuck you after getting cucked came back and bit you in the ass. >nigger in >nigger out
Nathaniel Cruz
>adult woah woah woah. slow down there champ. hit the brakes kid. slow your role player. hold your horses cowboy. pit your ponies hombre, take a seat right over there
Leo Martin
This or shit didnt happen
Daniel Nguyen
This. Dont be a shill OP
Kayden Myers
Pix or didn't happen
Nathan Cox
If she dumped you for comically shitting your pants, she isn't worth keeping anyway. Bitch is way too uptight.
Grayson Allen
Wtf is it with amerifats and their shitty diets so they have this overproportional tendency to shart themselves?
Luke Thompson
Pssst, it's not real...
Levi Gray
Oh no, it's retarded.
Ethan Allen
your sir are a fucking legend if you post that text
John Stewart
Good for you. Fuck her if she breaks up over something like that.
Asher Richardson
Sorry for slow replies just getting done cleaning
Carson Williams
...
Christopher Gutierrez
...
Kayden Smith
let that little birdie fly far far away and when it comes back, feed it to your new phoenix.
Liam Parker
holy fuckkk
Elijah Morris
why do canadian fags have to attack the U.S. at every opportunity? are they really this pathetic?
Evan Torres
>tfw you trust a fart
Jeremiah Young
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. >Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
