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ariel bless

gooby bless to you all

>hendricks beat gsp and could've been goat

this is one of the saddest stories in mma

Based. What's Johny gonna do with his 4 kids?

>ariel bless

>when Diaz gains fat it's an advantage
>when Conor gains the same weight in muscle, it's a disadvantage
t. conor dickrider

he's lucky mcgoober didn't heem him right there on the spot

Guess which fighter I'm impersonating
*misses weight*

who do a LOT of fighters eat avocados, it is the new meme food?

or does everyone have the same nutritionist(george mockhart)

ray borg

gonna go with pigg rigg on this one

>mfw he heems magny

healthy fats, breh

CCOME OVER HERE BOY
COME HERE LITTLE BOY

>cries on camera over your "job" as a mma "journalist"

dude your kids are gonna see that

When your restaurant goes under and you gotta eat 20 steaks a day to keep them from going bad.

Who?

i like how you're so retarded you arent even replying to anyone

full camp unequivocally showed who the better fighter was, even with diaz being taller, heavier, and with longer reach

right here

reminder that it's all over

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right here

this is what ray borg posted a few weeks ago
>instagram.com/p/BN77dgOg-wZ

reminder that he weighed in at 129 lmao

Seems like every fighter who publicly eats steak before a fight either loses or doesnt make weight

So I take it Hendricks won't fight 170 again?

>full camp unequivocally showed who the better fighter was

So why wasn't Chad given his rematch? He was whooping the Irish man for 2 rounds before the fight got stopped prematurely

when did you last fap /heem/?

>hendricks beat gsp

yea nah

>3 weeks out and I am still eating things like bison steak

kek

Rizin > UFC

if you didnt watch Rizin get out

>t-the majority d-decision totally avenged being choked out like a bitch
okay

He definitely did.

>So I take it Hendricks won't fight again?

pretty much

>mfw i was going to make a new thread that revolved around this situation

Great /heem/ers think alike

Hendricks has a degree in chemisty but his focus was pharmacology I think. He could get a job teaching and coaching wrestling back home. He'd get insurance for his family too unlike the UFC.

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>Spergs are back to overrating Magiga again saying he could beat up top 5 welterweights

As if this fight wasn't enough of a wake-up call.

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uhhh guys

youtube.com/watch?v=cBLLjHuipto

best analyst in the game gives his thoughts on the main event with "inside knowledge" of the challenger

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it must be really embarrassing to have to use the towel at the weigh in

all those people saw codys penis

Can we all come to an agreement that every ufc 207 thread will be in respect of Goldberg having a picture of him? What should thread theme song for him be?

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>fapping

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ayyyyylmao

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>cruz calls it like it is

Absolute pottery lads

>that nub

Conor can beat Tyron.

Conor gets decimated by Wonderboy 10 times out of 10.

This is just easy to see.

We now know who wears the pants in the relationship

>your daily reminder goobs is P4P#1 2 division champion with effortless wins over Aldo and Alvarez

just let all that hate go my man

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Oh lord, don't show that to Dom.

>Conor can beat Tyron.
>Could barely beat Nate

/ourguy/

>fifth round and gas and he gives you this look

>Aldo and Alvarez

None of these men are welterweights sperglord lol.

>Conor gets decimated by Wonderboy 10 times out of 10

Conor lost his first fight against someone his own size, Nathan diaZ

i see things like this and realize dominick cruz went really easy on the trash talk leading up to this fight

I would hope so but it's like only 3 of us even care for some reason

wew

>Keep your fling on a string little boy

>CORRRRRRNNNNNNUTTTTSSSSS

just IMAGINE this lad being your "boy"

WHEN WILL THAT 1 FAN DISAVOW

stop pushing that you little fucking shit only you and 2 or 3 retards baiting for (yous) are pushing cody as heems boy
im pulling guard on you if you dont cut this crap after he gets decimated by the domin8r

Take a look at that big fat 2
roider cunt

What went wrong?

Dump your Goldie pics in preparation

Go ahead and throw that lunging overhand right Tyron, see what happens.

>someone his own size, Nathan diaZ
nate is 2 weightclasses above him, lad

USADA + IV Ban

dom felt bad because cody is mentally damaged and after this fight his career is basically over

>see what happens.

no steroids

>almeida and mizugaki lost to this man

"I was a little bit further behind, grabbing a couple bags, and I see Dominick getting into it with Cody. The UFC is then, like, OK, you can go over there. So of course, I'm following behind, kinda seeing them get into an altercation. Dom kinda turns around, he's talking crap and Cody walks away. As I'm doing that, the UFC guys tell me I have to go through a certain door. So I turn my back and I take a couple steps and then I hear someone say, 'Yeah, you better keep walking. You and your whole team blah blah blah.' I look over, and it's Cody approaching me. He's coming at me fast, like he's going to push me. I just put my arm out, and the security guy picks me up, moves me out. Cody starts getting all hot-headed, screaming, trying to throw his shirt off, trying to fight me. I'm laughing. Like, Hey bro, you better get serious, you're fighting my teammate tomorrow. I'm here for Dom. Then they broke it up. I was just shocked by the whole situation. This dude has got a fight coming up and he's mad at me. I thought me and him were cordial. I got no problems with him. I'm here to support my teammate."

When asked to clarify if it actually got physical between the two, Stephens said, "I stiff-armed him. We both kinda grabbed each other."

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3*
Nate would be a middleweight like his brother if he wasnt such a coward

I don't get it, how come this American guy is simultaneously shitting on and praising McGregor in different posts? Wtf meme is this?

And here's Garbrandt's side


"Dude's a b*tch and scratched my neck with his b*tch nails. He is lucky I had my hands full and was taken from behind by a few people. Cruz knows he can't beat me so he brings his self-proclaimed savage in and hype man.

"Like Conor (McGregor) said, who the fook (sic) is that guy."

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*rolls away from you*

>He is lucky I had my hands full and was taken from behind by a few people

the goat imo

i have schizoid personality disorder please be understanding

how would IV mess up his cutting? isnt it just for rehydration

It's mind games. He's in your head.

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i am unironically 85% of burger posts on /heem/

AMA

This is embarrassing if true. That guy has no self control whatsoever.

how long till this idiot starts actually getting into real outside the cage fights and get cut for being a meathead?

>he forgot to log his last three days in myfitnesspal

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>I had my hands full and was taken from behind by a few people
l-lewd

>I had my hands full and was taken from behind by a few people.

yes yes we all know you have been taken from behind several times