You wake up tomorrow to find that for the next 24 hours, you are President Donald J. Trump. What do?
You wake up tomorrow to find that for the next 24 hours, you are President Donald J. Trump. What do?
anhero
fuck ivanka
resign
confess and plead guilty to treason charges for collaborating with our nation's enemies
then appoint Bernie Sanders as my successor
Fuck princess Ivanka then nuke the world
Have 2 scoops of ice cream
Time for more golf!
>then appoint Bernie Sanders as my successor
T-That's not how it works.
Cringe
kill all niggers
learns his secrets
reveal them the next day
one for each seven
Suck a nice creamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole, of course!
Place millions in Swedish bank accounts in my original name with my information. Set passwords with answers that only I know, pay them to keep quiet about it.
Next day, lavish in all of Trump's money and jump into a volcano.
So Monday, then?
Why not billions?
Post a video of me wanking on you tube. Just so I can watch the backlash afterwards when I am no longer trump.
So, just a normal day for him.
Hide and count to a billion
Nuke all no more time spend
Obviously
A Guide on: Baiting.
Sign a shitload of executive orders reversing everything that jackass has done.
And confess to being a Russian sleeper agent and Penice is his handler.
immediatly vitrify every single square inch of Pyongyang, and al-asshat headquarters. just to get the shitstorm happening.
>audit the fed
>send right wing death squads to kill all the niggers
>stop all federal funding to california until they bend the knee
>ban all immigration of non whites
>make supporting marxism illegal
>cut all subsidies
>ban japenese cars
>make weed legal
>made gay marriage illegal again
and then there is this nigger here.
Spend the next 24 hours crying because now Im fat and cannot see my baby dick.
stop arming the world, institute global organism that punishes the spreading of war, get assassinated. Win - win
GORT up in this muthafucka
Turn 360 and walk away
convert to isla-- oh, wait...
give money to me and my entire family
Continue being the greatest US president in history and making lib crybabies throw tantrums that no one gives a shit about
anhero firs then do this
I turn into a European white faggot
Destroy us by giving acces to all the secreta of the nation over to the north cuckria then get inside a room locked full of explosives to detonate at 00:01 so i dont get to feel that pain he must suffer not meh.
Demand to do a special live address to the nation. Call my supporters beta faggots. Climb on the desk. Start masturbating. Say "I bet you retards will still support me after this"
After this, fire everybody, order a truckload of prostitutes and drugs to the white house and party
say fuck you lot hand over the keys to the white house to pence and go back to the life of luxury in trump tower