Beta Fag Cringe OC

Beta Fag Cringe OC

I'll get it started

how is he beta. sure he may look stupid but he looks like he's had at least 2 more girls then you have had OP

Check out his stealthy hover hands though...

oh shit. execute him.

Are you per chance a Eugenics fag? I've been looking for more of us.

nah

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I have a fun story from my beta days
Inb4 "implying you're not still a beta faggot"
>Be me, 14 yrs old
>Summer's right around the corner
>Starting high school next year
>I've pathetically had a crush on the same chick since the start of middle school
>We rarely even talk
>Needless to say, I'm getting thirsty for some poontang
>School arranges to take the entire 8th grade class to some indoor sports center
>I wasn't an athleticfag so I wasn't all that excited
>My crush is fucking stoked, she's super into soccer
>I strike up a conversation about the trip
>"This is gonna be fun, yeah?"
>She's like "Fuck yeah. I play soccer there all the time. I know my way around n shit. Maybe I could show you?"
>Wtf this is working
>"Sounds great."
>Eagerly await the day
>It finally comes around
>We load up on a little bus that smells like feet and fishy vag
>I'm seated by this fat kid, Ben
>When we get to the center, I get off of the bus and look for crush
>She's looking for me too
>Once again, how tf is this working? I've said maybe three words to her all year
>She says something to the effect of "Hey user, let's go inside. You have to see this shit."
>Super excited to spend time with her, not all that excited to attempt soccer and make an ass out of myself
>We follow the the chaperones inside

>To my surpise, she doesn't immediately gravitate towards the soccer field
>She leads me down this hallway behind the equipment counter
>"Where are we going?"
>"Locker rooms."
>"Why? What's back here?"
>"I want to show you something."
>Holy shit, this is it. I'm losing my v-card. I'd like to thank my folks for all of the support and-
>My celebration is cut short when she points to a picture hanging on a bulletin board
>"Look, it's me. We took this during practice one afternoon and..."
>I zone out
>That's what she wanted to show me? Christ, I was a fool.
>"Wait, user. There's something important I need to tell you."
>"Oh yeah? What's that?" I lean in close like a hungry vulture.
>She wets her lips with her tongue and starts to speak
>My dick is ready for action
>"We're not actually supposed to be back here. Let's go back."
>Fucking hell
I remained thirsty all throughout high school, but now I'm married to the bitch so who's laughing now?

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Wait you're married now!? Pics?

> Marrying her
> Chasing her that hard
> Implying you're not still a beta faggot

SAD

ikr

What a fucking opportunist

Your point is? I'm not conventionally attractive. The fact that I was able to coax her into marrying me at all is surprising.
That's her dad in the picture btw. I'm not going to turn this into a roast thread by posting my ugly mug

well done i guess

The self-negging attitude that you had to "coax" her into marrying you in the first place (implying that you don't think very highly of yourself you unconfident piece of shit) is exactly what I mean
/thread

She's cute OP don't listen to Well done!

But was the pussy worth it doe?

I guess. Low self-esteem doesn't stop me from pounding that pussy though

First time, definitely. Every time following, so-so

Thank you Sup Forumsro