Dubs decides

Dubs decides

Ask for nudes then post

MAy I fuck you right in the pussy?

If religious: what's the difence between religion and a cult?

If not: so 4 nudes

In heaven, do they allow rim jobs? If not, we should plan on hell as nothing is going to keep me from putting my tongue in your ass.

I wonder if there is any Jesus porn online? Want to watch some with me?!

Ask her about flat Earth

winrar

Rip wrong chick
This one my bad

This

"I hope to god you're the girl on the left..."

I wish you got dubs

I was thinking of changing my name to "op"... do you think that is odd, weird looking girl?... I am a faggot.

my dick is rock hard for you right now baby

Jesus OP why don't you be a little more boring. "Just sitting here doin nothing, did nothing today. There is nothing interesting about me whatsoever, I will never do anything that makes you moister than a saltine cracker"

What do you suggest I do? Reminder: we never do anything besides sit behind a computer

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well then

Well like, when she said she did yard work. you could say
>You're too pretty for yard work
>I didn't know you were Mexican
>I like a girl that can handle wood
anything really, besides "that sounds good", after you had already said "nice" just before. If you're just going to say generic boring things then you may as well just skip trying to talk to her and just ask if she wants to bang

good work son.

we?

AH SHE'S TOTALLY INTO IT

Say "Oh yeah, like diamonds."

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The most boring op that ever lived... dubs say "I want to root in your ass like a pig nosing out truffles"

youre pathetic. might as well fuck a toilet paper roll

Okay, at this point you're just posting pics of you pre-getting your cock sucked.

Say "I want to sukky sukky your dikk me likey"

Fuck you, I hate you now.

You flatter him.

Rerollerino

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I want you to shit on my chest

So which of the two ugly girls is it? And why do they look so greasy?

I want you to let a black guy fuck me in the ass bby

send big dick pic

I want to prep the bull with my mouth and watch him fuck your ass while I wear a chastity belt

I expect you to do nothing. This is your father! Get to bed!

Trips don't lie, faggot.

jesus fucking christ

I want you to watch all 9 seasons of seinfeld with me and then shave your head to look like George Costanza while I call you a nigger and cum on your face

rr

I want you to call me Captain Picard while I do Number One on you

Are you a squirter? That's what people have been saying

I want to listen to remixes of We Are Number One by Robbie Rotten while I stick my sportscandy in your vagina

I want you to wrap your hot mouth around it

Fucking tame, mate, why you let him off easy?

sum kinky shit. what do you say

I want you to shit in my mouth while doing comedy routines by Jeff Dunham, using your pussy as the puppet

i want you to lick my orange frootloop flavored asshole

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I want you to wear a Hitler mustache and ride my boipussi with the biggest strapon we can find while saying "We must create the superior race"

I like how just jumped right in. No build up. Just boom my socks hard bb.

NO THAT'S NOT HOW THIS FUCKING WORKS OP, YOU DON'T GET TO CHANGE THE GETS TO YOUR LIKING!!! YOU WRITE EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK THE GETS SAY, NOT ANYTHING DIFFERENT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, GET THE FUCK OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD!!!!

Can we role play during sex? I want to be hitler... You can be the jew who will do anything not to go to the gas chamber

Let me see your ass, my cock's so fuckin hard right now

Well to be honest i'm really into submissive, kinky things. I like it when my queens call me their bitch or get really dominant

fuck, the dubs.

If this is dubs, tell her to send nudes.

She's the right

Ayyyyyoooooo

(You)
fucking re-roll for the keks

OP, write exactly this, don't change it to be less shocking, write exactly the fuck this or we're all leaving this fucking post, what a waste of fucking time, rather get sex than please anonymous people on the internet that you'll never know. What's this world coming to!?

OP is a massive faggot, abandon thread.

triggered mum tit sucker, YOU GTFO

But i wanna see nudes

Haha winrar

I T S U R E I S S U M M E R I N H E R E

Fuck out of here bruv.

>OP is gonna get wins/laid
>OP is a faggot

You belong here kiddo.

That's fine, but don't create a "dubs decides" thread where you literally just post your conversation with a girl and then modify what the dubs decided to make it less shocking. I mean, fuck, there's no point.

Dubs not posted in a dubs thread... you are the worst... also text that, if dubs

Guys give me a minute
First timer here

yo OP getting wins is more important than saying exactly what the dubs say. unless she is fat; in that case you need to do the dubs

Just be grateful he's still posting instead of abandoning thread at the slightest whiff of pussy.

faggot is confirmed OP then
also say

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sexual innuendos become boring very fast. A lot of chicks will recognise that all you want are nudes, and they'll leave.

Yo I'm trying really hard rn

what's the hard part

jesus christ OP, you must be retarded

Hitler did nothing wrong

How hard is it to post dubs in a dub thread? Afterwards, you just act as if someone else used your phone for a minute and get back to trying to get laid by the ugly girl.

Send me a pic of your shitter, bitch

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he's getting nudes, so fk off stop being a cuck

I want to eat a hotdog out of your asshole

Would you lick peanut butter off my balls like my bitch?

We will not hear from op again

If you were a pinata, I would smash you with my big bat to get that sweet juice out of you

Wow, such wit on display.

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!

Nah I'm back
She got my cocktail and ran
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She left ya dingle hangin?

Bad things come to those who don't follow dubs. Karma.

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Should have sent her a fake.