What would you boys do to get with me?

What would you boys do to get with me?

lower my standards

i wanna sniff her feet

Time stamp and tits or GTFO

/thread

Ask you out

agreed, you got any feet pics user?

If you suck my dick well enough, MAYBE I will bring you over from the Mexico of Europe to live in the land of the free, bitch.

Sage this thread because its stupid pasta bait and only newfags fall for this shit

Penis
Inbetween
Labiae
Yeilds
Queefs

the usual, spike your drink.

Nothing, but if you want to get with me, you can fart in an envelope and send it to the United Nations. Tell them it's an urgent diplomatic message.

Yes, but that's all the more reason for me to think of stupid shit to reply with.

Tell her to get in the fucking van before shit gets violent.

Fattening your twigg ass! Then after +200 Ibs of feeding tell you to go be fat somewhere else...

Stare at you from afar, go over the hypothetical conversation of asking you out, masturbate to you IG that night.

I'd try to pronounce that word.

Pilly-Q?
Pilik?
Pilieek?

same lol

Buy you some tits

/thread

Pay the 130 your pimp was asking for