Do you have a favourite cook-kino show Sup Forums? I've been getting into Jack's cooking channel videos

Do you have a favourite cook-kino show Sup Forums? I've been getting into Jack's cooking channel videos.

youtube.com/watch?v=84up8cflkT8

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youtube.com/watch?v=zOgR4NsidZg
youtube.com/watch?v=41fliJ8mgXA
youtube.com/user/TheBreadKitchen
youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238
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Joey.

All others are worthless.

Is he "our guy"?

youtube.com/watch?v=zOgR4NsidZg

Chef Steps

I really wish jackposters would leave. Sopranos posters too. But jackposters are worse.

I am going to LOVE the day this man gets a stomach sleeve.

No one can top Jack,

But Good Eats is a good second.

reminder that jack threads are deleted on /ck/

reminder that Sup Forums gets semi-regular flat earth threads, which are instantly deleted on /x/

reminder that Sup Forums is literally a sfw Sup Forums at this point

How do you cut fries Sup Forums?

I unirnically like Fuck thats Delicious

I get watching a cooking show to learn new recipes or just marvel at the skill of it, but why the fuck are videos of people just eating food popular?

Who gains anything from watching closeups of this fat idiot shoveling food into his face?

Watch it, Chrissy

With the amount of blacked posting going on, I'd say it's not even sfw at this point.

It's not even sfw for how bad the moderation is. This IS Sup Forums 2.0
Fucking Sup Forums is better than this place

The local thrift shop near me has a fry cutter. Its one of those blades attached to a "can crusher" type mechanism.

I thought about buying it, but I dont have a deep fryer and baking fries is shitty

this guy almost killed his son because he smoked weed

>2016
>there are people who prefer reviewbrah over jack

I don't get it. What kind of a dumbass would trust a skeleton about food?

Just put oil in a pot. It's the same thing

>Almazan will never team up with PrimitiveTechnology guy to make the ultimate youtube survival kino

jdimsa

Reviewbrah's autism is endearing

The porn posts get deleted a little faster because all the autistic people in permanent care facilities need Sup Forums to remain a "blue" board in order to be allowed access to it.

>/ck/
I thought Sup Forums have a cuck board for a moment.

Who /juicy/ here?

That's because you're a newfag

We have is called Sup Forums.

Kek

>his wife doesn't make him cream cheese thingy to eat while watching football

thanks user, subbed. this looks incredible

I need this in my life.
Others need this in their life, too.

Holy fucking shit that looks good.

youtube.com/watch?v=41fliJ8mgXA

What a retard. cut the tip off the bottom for a flat surface if you're having so much trouble fatty

Philosophy is dead. This is the new generation.

>reminder that jack threads are deleted on /ck/
sounds like their moderation team is doing their job.

Cutting shit ain't easy brah

that pic is just begging to have a cock shooped onto it

JACK
IS
GOD

I HATE FAT FAGGOT AMERICANS SO MUCH! YOU ARE CANCER TO EVERYTHING THATS GOOD IN THIS WORLD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT GOOD GOD!

maybe its just the contrast between this being a jackthread and that, but I'm fucking crying.

>uses a paring knife to start
as if that wasn't a clue he's a moron, his knives are super fucking dull. anyone that actually gave a shit about cooking would have a knife sharpener and know how to use it.

Hey, I've been here since 03 and I'll occasionally see /ck/ and have to think for a second what it is.

>it's a "Jack mistakes blood for "juice" episode"

I love the bandaid on the thumb, you just know this fat dick almost cut his thumb off quartering the chicken.

...

justine

Any time he uses a knife, hes already got bandaids all over his hands.

its almost like hes a fat stupid piece of shit who's incapable of learning, reading, or recognizing hes fucked up.

...

Bloody burgers, oh Jack, you crazy bitch you. You go girl, eat them juicy bloody burgers up, don't mind the e coli.

How long do you think it takes Jack's family to recover and recuperate from one of his home cooked meals?

>reminder that jack threads are deleted on /ck/
Why? It's cooking related.

American meat is so safe you could theoretically eat it raw. Not that that is wise.

JACKIN IT

WA


LA

only applies to red meat

chicken will kill you.

No it's dumb-fat-fuck youtube-degeneracy related.

If everything he "cooks" is raw, and hes not making suishi, can it be called cooking?

Holy shit he sucks at that. I work in a kitchen and it takes me a minute tops to pull apart pork completely.

Cooked pork basically just falls apart on it's own.

Jack has never managed to actually cook anything in any of his videos.

I never watched him that's why I'm asking what's wrong. And from what I heard from you guys, he must be a great lolcow.

Any "disliked to the oblivion" videos?

That's because your kitchen cooks it properly. It's fundamental to understand about Jack that he's a man who has a cooking show, but who also has the culinary skill of an eight year old.

The pork in the webm is horrifically undercooked for what he's trying to do.

Porkchops are done.

youtube.com/user/TheBreadKitchen

So then I'm confused. Is it supposed to be funny that he's shit at cooking or is it legit?

The point is they're only posted as "EPIC RAGEFUEL"

>delicious-looking food AND comfy woodlands atmosphere
consider me subbed

He's legit that shit and has a tremendous inability to learn from his mistakes.

Hey, maybe hes trolling, maybe he isn't. The end result is identical either way.

>cooking show
>chef doesn't talk

can everyone do this? thanks.

But that's not an excuse to delete threads about him. Just like we discuss bad movies on Sup Forums we should be able to discuss bad cooks on /ck/ as well

He sincerely thinks he's a good enough cook to warrant having a cooking channel where he teaches other people how to cook. It isn't a gag. He's legitimately too stupid to realize that he's actually a horrible fucking cook and he undercooks literally everything he makes.

Hes most likely got a refillable, open prescription of ivermectin and keflex.

Jack is literally the most self-unaware person I have ever come across on the internet. He's absolutely fucking retarded and can't cook anything whatsoever.

Nonetheless he has a devoted following of similarly retarded people, as well as people who are fascinated by his absolute incapability to be self-reflective.

His channel is a hilarious circus of failure where he subjects his family to his own stupidity and brings on his obese church friends to bake up their own culinary abortions.

jack threads are the best

Well, one of the first rules of Sup Forums is "no trolling outside of Sup Forums." Guess what jack threads are.

Is it possible to nominate him for Worst Cooks in America?

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>the only decent thing from jack's channel
>its the wife's recipie
>it actually looks edible in a "I hate myself" sort of way

>the burnt, half cut spoon is still there

I'm getting flashbacks to the ass eating gay cannibal

>decent
>an ostensibly home-cooked meal made from tortilla chips, salsa, some hamburger meat and an onion for legitmacy's sake.
that video gave me fucking aids.

theres something off about the way jack moves. cant put a finger on it

How many calories is that? 4000?

Niggas like 500 pounds and dresses like Kevin Smith, of course he moves wierdly no man is ever supposed to weigh that much. Plus he apparently had a stroke at some point in his life.

STOP POSTING WEBMS GIVE LINKS DAMMIT

He's /ck/'s guy. Not Sup Forums's.

>giving this incompetent lardass even more views

nice, impressive

youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238

Thanks. I can finally dislike.

Separated at birth?

>Doesn't just use a knife
>Fails horribly
>Uses that take in the video

Anyone ever notice how all his videos start when its daylight outside, but end when its the middle of night?

How many fucking takes does he do

How the flying fuck is this guy not dead from salmonella? Those burgers were fucking raw.

What is the first thing Ramsay would say to this guy?

Fuck meant to post this. I just can't help but notice the resemblance and relative levels of autism.

>Burger that rare
Might as well just put raw ground beef on a bun.

ITS

FUCKING

nothing is better than ja/ck/s smug face after hes made something shitty. that look of pure accomplishment that we will never get

salmonella comes from raw chicken

Americlaps are fucking disgusting