>It's a "Truman uses his birthday money he received from his dying grandparents, goes to the Liquor store and buys a Liter of whiskey, drinks it all in one night, then wakes up to find himself covered in piss and shit"
This was an interesting season premier. It gave a lot of foresight into how the rest of the season progressed.
i hated the episode when he masturbated watching tranny porn, why would he cry afterwards?
He was being a little too hard on himself there. What he did wasn't so bad.
What's the problem?
>It's a Truman has to start his junior year of college and has zero direction in life episode
>it's a Truman cries from being so frustrated with his life episode
It's getting too repetitive, I liked the crying while brushing his teeth one a couple of days ago tho
>It's a "Truman wants to kill himself, but can't go through with it and just sits there with the gun in his hand for hours until he cries himself to sleep" episode
These are starting to get repetitive. Just go through with it or stop wasting our time.
The episode where they created an in-universe version of Sup Forums was weird af
>It's a Truman goes to his aunts bedroom to lick her flip flops and flats again episode, making sure he leaves them in the same position he found them episode
>It's a "Truman steals 10+ macbooks from schoolbags sitting outside of the school library to fund his cannabis addiction" episode
>its a Truman hides in the school tolits to avoid been seen sitting alone.
>it's a Truman sits in the bath for an hour and pretends that he's a sea monster episode
I fucking love this Trumanposting shit
Was Truman a NEET in this episode? Maybe he should get a job?
>It's a "Truman goes on a psychedelic binge for 2 months, gets really paranoid and delusional, then cuts off all contact with his friends who he thinks are trying to kill him" episode
>it's an user typed so much he forgot to end with the word episode episode
>It's a "Truman accidentally spills his piss jug on the radiator, causing an ammonia smell so rank that it suffocates the pet hamsters, so he threw them down the stairs to pretend they got out and fell to their deaths"
I hated the episodes where Truman is still in highschool, they were so annoying because the rest of the audience was so much older than him.
>it's a "Truman puts peanutbutter on his dick and let's the neighbours dog lick it off" episode
the dinner scene was hilarious afterwards, his parents both visibly disgusted but having to pretend everything was normal
>It's a Truman goes on Sup Forums to shitpost about trannies and dub threads before realizing that he's done nothing with his life for the past 5 years and should probably end himself episode
>it's a Truman hides in the woods with a pellet gun and shoots out car windows as they pass episode.
If his friend's weiner brother wouldn't have started crying, they never would have caught him.
Jesus Christ, thats depressing
>That episode where Truman's father got drunk and told him everything so they had to molest him to make him forget all about that night
I mean, geez... going a bit far are we?
>It's a Truman opens by accident a CP webm on Sup Forums.
>it's a Truman and his friends put all their lunch leftovers in a ziploc bag and pours soda in it, mixes it up, and hides it on top of a vending machine over spring break, only to come back and give it to a special needs kid and watch him eat it.
He felt bad about that almost immediately.
top fucking kek
Honestly it was kind of dumb how they basically re used that plot line from the episode where he goes on Sup Forums and sees the CP posted by that polish guy.
>It's a Truman fails to do his post right so he starts walking anxiously in his room because the people on Sup Forums may think he's a retard episode.
>It's a Truman thinks his life is a shame and everyone is watching him episode.
That's actual autism m8
That's fucked up
>It's a Truman failed a basic college English course episode
I bet his self esteem plummeted after he found out.
>It's a Truman cries and prays to god for a girlfriend on his 28th birthday episode.
>it's a Truman gets strangely aroused when the black kid in a wheelchair tips over and can't stop screaming episode.
I'm surprised nobody saw him stroking himself through his gym shorts.
>It's the "Truman starts getting acne breakouts which completely destroys his self esteem and ends his days crying every night" episode
That one hit a bit too close to home lads ;_;
They did but they pretended not to for the show
Surely Truman would have realized that nothing is just given to him and he should go out and get what he wants
...
>It's a "Truman was unmotivated and depressed for most of college and graduated with a meme degree and a 2.7 GPA" episode
while the college episodes themselves were hard to get through, it was the two seasons of failure afterward that really made the viewer feel Truman's hopelessness
>It's a Truman tells his mom he's going to play with his friends but actually sits under a bridge alone episode
>It's a "Truman tells his parents he's off to party with his friends on a new years eve but actually sits alone in a forest for 9 hours crying" episode
>It's a Truman shitposts about the beta uprising and then gets a visit from the FBI epidode
I forgot, was Truman able to find a job afterards?
>it's a Truman is having alcoholism induced nightmares and waking up terrified in sweat soaked sheets episode
i really with they'd knock it off with these episodes it's been almost 6 years.
>it's a "Truman dropped out of high school, hasn't done anything for the past 2 years since then, and now is afraid that he wont be able to get a job because he's old and inexperienced" episode
>It's a "Truman gets a job at burger king and secretly masturbates to the hamburgers" episode
devilish
Well he found one, but it was a near-minimum-wage service job that Truman only turned to out of desperation
That went on for a couple of seasons that were mostly spent watching all his friends move up in their careers and start families
then the suicidal thoughts arc started
Ur fucked
>It's a Truman realizes that the only girlfriend he's ever had was a fat antisemite who argued over the most pointless thing possible episode
Really wish he'd get a good love interest soon
hot
It's a truman is Satan episode
I just catched the episode where the actors perform the same script for a week straight, making Truman think he was in Groundhog Day. They only stopped when Truman was about shoot himself.
this episode had me on the edge of my seat.
I missed that one. Was Truman's degree computer science?
Get this: when Truman was in high school but taking college classes, his out-of-touch mom made him declare as a PSYCHOLOGY MAJOR! And the fucking idiot was too apathetic to do anything but blindly go along with it!
Now that was a hilarious bunch of episodes!
;_;
>it's a Truman hides razor blades all over the playground equipment episode.
It's fucked up the producers couldn't intervene, since Truman stayed in the bushes all night, waiting for someone to "find" them.
>the Christmas episode where Truman shit his pants in his sleep.
Thank God the smell woke him up before anyone else.
Gonna be honest, I like Trumanposting more than Baneposting..
fuck off Sup Forumseddit with your forced memes
clueless moderation
>its a Truman cums into the mouth of a rubber lizard and calls it his little scaly slut episode
Yeah because it actually has interesting oc
>it's a Truman triggers user's autism episode.
He really did that a lot, didn't he?
>its a faggot gets mad he gets called out for unoriginal spam episode
You really are desperate for (Yous), huh?
...
>it's a hothead episode
I fucking hate that show, i'd rather watch Truman
It's a "Truman gets drunk on whiskey and stares at himself in the mirror, viciously insulting himself for an hour" episode
>It's a "Truman has no complaints with his social life and generally has his shit together but is starting to develop wrist and hand pain from overuse of his laptop, phone and videogames" episode
I hope it gets resolved before the end of the season, this subplot has been going on for a dangerously long time
>It's a Truman downloads Limewire and masturbates to cp and then uninstalls the program after he orgasms because he started feeling paranoid he would be caught episode
> it's a Truman was labeled a sex offender for asking his three year old brother to touch his penis and immediately told him to stop because he felt like a scumbag but his mom found out and she had a panic attack and called the police and the county pressed charges and his public defender told him to plead guilty because they would go easier on him so he did and then had to spend years on probation and sex offender counseling and being told he was a monster only to find out later they changed federal laws and he was made a life time sex offender and loses his mind so badly he shakes with anxiety and believe the police is trying to throw him in prison so he will be brutally murdered special series
Man that was a rough one, but it was amazing watching him regain his sanity and actually believe he has something to live for and I slowly working on attaining a pardon from the governor. Man, what if that happens and he really does get a shot at a normal life, even if he is 33 now?
>It's a Truman finds out what asexuality is and is both relieved and frightened by the thought that he may have been one all along episode
Nigga
>it's an episode where user's autism makes it impossible for him to not let everyone know he doesn't like what they like.
It's like he doesn't even know what mad posting looks like.
....Got something you want to get off your chest user?
Oh god that's pretty fucking specific, """"Truman."""
>It's a Truman is accidentally responsible for the disfigurement of a girl because he stole some lye from the engineering room to play a stupid game in the bathroom with his friends and the stuff eventually got into the wrong hands
I still don't know how this didn't result in a court subplot.
"Truman" had a hard life
>it's an "user spends the whole day watching top 10 videos on youtube instead of finding a job while ignoring all of his responsabilities" episode
>It's a Truman smokes a joint and listens to Todd Rundgren episode
surprisingly really comfy. a good quiet episode
>It's a "Truman comes to an epiphany about the bad decisions he made in his life and how he should change himself, but doesn't remember the next because he was wasted when it happened" episode
Fucking beyond repetitive, they've been doing them for the last 3 seasons and nothing ever gets resolved.
Only Trumanposting can give us an in depth look at anons personal life struggles. Other memes aren't worthy
>it's a child truman builds a time machine so they load it up in a truck and let him out in a town built in the middle of nowhere with actors dressed like it's the 1800s to fuck with him episode
>It's a "Truman has a group paper for college and promises to do his 15 pages but never gets to it and procrastinates instead and stops logging on facebook to avoid responsibility and in the end skips the whole final day of the course and skips all of college for the next 6 months just to be safe and never logs on his facebook again and is on the verge of dropping out because of being so absent" episode
wew Truman it's about time to pull your shit together before it's too late
I dont think there is anything more to reveal until the rest of this season plays out user, it was really fucked up that Truman was only twelve when that happened and was actually in special needs classes because of major adhd (which was actually probably mild asbergers but it was the eighties man), it was the same year when his father abandoned him and sent him to live with his mother he hadn't lived with in eleven years and was on so much Ritalin his grandmother thought he was a zombie and just quit cold turkey, and was told to plead guilty to this at the age of twelve because his public defender was retiring and just didn't want to handle it. Was a pretty dark season of truman, specially when in a few later seasons when he discovered in his twenties he was still a sex offender and lost his wife, car, house, and then sanity and literally struggled with keeping from killing himself and losing his mind for ten years.
But this Last season is looking up, he found the courage to actually tell people about his story and its spreading, you get some negative feed a sometimes, but most people are just shocked what happened to Truman, specially after they find out he was best man at his brothers wedding and helped raise his brothers and sisters children. He might even get a pardon from the governor and have it erased from his history and finally he treated like an actual human being.
I'm glad Truman didn't kill himself, even though he wanted to so many times.
Didnt that win them a golden globe?
Haha Fuck that would be great
>Its a Truman stays up all night watching Drugs and realizes he has court on Thursday instead of Friday so he starts wondering how much drugs to take to be hospitalized without overdosing but then realizes he has no friends and would probably die alone episode
That one hit really close to home
I hope Truman pulls through, just to finally have a shot at normal life. If anyone deserves it it's Truman
These are my favorite episodes
>It's a "Truman took experimental Chinese synthetic psychedelics at a concert and ended up face-to-face with one of the enormous invisible sky-dwelling creatures that oversees humanity and consumes their energy, and so the whole "candid reality TV" thing really seemed like no big deal in comparison" episode
I don't know where the producers are going with this, since the veil's been pulled aside for like three seasons now and Truman still hasn't recovered.
>it's a "Truman can't stop browsing on his phone and won't go to fucking sleep already"
reading this thread Truman show truly has taken a dark turn in the later seasons
Things will get better for Truman, you'll see
>it's a Truman plays Russian roulette because the nightmares won't stop episode
>It's a Truman babysits his neighbors daughter and accidentally drugged her and recorded himself eating her out and after they picked her up saying omg she's dead asleep thanks for watching her so as they leave he watches the video and faps like he has never fapped before but after he came he felt guilty and paranoid so he deleted the video then 1 minute later knew he fucked up by deleting the video so would somehow have to make a new one episode
I can't believe they aired that they've gone too far
>It's a "Truman is dead inside and pretends everything is okay but wishes every night he wouldn't wake up the next morning" episode
that's our boy Truman alright
>It's a Truman goes to have a gourmet dinner with his family and drink really fine wine and eats really good good
I wish there were more of these episodes
>good good
this is the episode where he would ham hand food and use the wrong utensils and everyone in the restaurant, including his family, looked at him like he was a fucking idiot but he was so absent minded he never noticed and kept the experience as a happy memory
>i would like the douk ola range please monsewer
christ truman get some fucking self awareness
haHAA!
I just assumed that the longer fork was for salad and the shorter one was for my entree. I doubt anyone noticed
>Its a Truman feels proud he started a successful and underrated meme episode
>Truman posts a not so subtle r9k thread on tv but tv is so pleb now only a small percentage sees through the facade
Man this episode is fucking depressing