Hey Sup Forums I'm a 19 year old kissless virgin. I'm so desperate to fuck but I'm terrible with girls...

Hey Sup Forums I'm a 19 year old kissless virgin. I'm so desperate to fuck but I'm terrible with girls, how the hell can I get round this? Also am I better off trying to find a fuck buddy or a girlfriend and waiting?

Grindr is your friend

Nice.

Don't. Let. Vagina. Rule. Your. Life. It will lead you to do things harmful to yourself. You'll compromise your grander desires and you'll find yourself stuck in relationships or situations that make you unhappy because of that one short sighted desire. Find someone you are worthy of and who is worthy of you. Easier said than done, but it's better worth your time. Even now, without having even tasted it, you let it control you.

Makes sense.

this

Save up some money and hire an escort for the girlfriend experience. It's much nicer than just a quick bang.

I had thought about this, but it's not the most classy way to lose your virginity, I'd fully do that if I wasn't a virgin tho

>caring about classyness

that train is long gone fam

Goddamn it, surely I'll be judged if people find out that my first was an escort? Or will I be judged more for being a virgin at 19?

Stop jacking off for a while and your courting instincts will kick in

No one cares about your image more than you do. I think you've already made up your mind, you're just looking for someone to reaffirm your decision. A few years from now you're going to be the only one who still cares about it.

people aren't as interesting to others as they think.

why don't you just look in the mirror because you're a gigantic pussy?

Wtf nigga are you me

I already have courting instincts, just at the same time I'm very frustrated sexually.

Hahah....

Lose your v card to a chick fall in love live blissfully for a year or two....

Get cheated on cause you have a small dick spend the rest of your life alone in agony...

There are worse things than being a virgin OP... I'd start caring more about how you see yourself than how a chick does

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> Get cheated on cause you have a small dick spend the rest of your life alone in agony...

Sounds about right. I don't see myself in a good way, I fucking hate myself.

This. It's the only way now.

THIS REALLY ACTIVATES MY ALMONDS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL YOU ADULT VIRGINS HAVE YOU SERIEUSLY NEVER HEARD OF HOOKERS WTF???

19? Try fucking 32.
I just don't give a shit no more.

Why don't you just pay for it?
If you're broke just hop on Grindr and find some gross old fag to suck you off

yea it's only really drugs and music stopping me tbh

I constructed a web of lies in my head that stops me from giving any fucks because I know I will end like you

that would literally be the most pointless thing ever, getting some dude to suck on my flaccid wang? i'd just end up back here, feeling even worse about myself

>Buy horny goat weed & use it.
> Set up craigslist's that says your a virgin
> Take some more horny goat weed.
>Wait for the craigslist to get popular with some whore or cheater. Fuck them
>Then be me realize sex is boring
> Come back here & post your story.

Then save yourself the trouble.. You gonna feel just as shitty then as you do now if not worse

Pussy isn't gonna make you feel better bpout your shitty old self... However if you already have self confidence it can boost or reaffirm it. They done studies and shit that's why those jock/slut types are considered healthy but if you don't look and quack like a duck then nigga you ain't a duck

>you're just some fagot kid on Sup Forums like all of us

what the fuck is horny goat weed

You're still young dude so it's all good. I know you're at the age when pussy is all that but you just need to focus on yourself & trust me, the girls will come once they see you working hard & making something out of yourself. Not all girls are the same so one is bound to come onto you eventually. Don't be let pussy control you is all I'm saying.

Go to gym
Build self confidence
Chicks dig confidence

She already got one pussy she don't need two

Fuck buddy all the way. That is even you choose to even associate yourself with females at all which is the wrong path. Everything a bitch can do can be accomplished with your hand and by having some friends to talk to. And if you're a 19 year old virgin your hand will feel better than any pussy you're gonna get

Shit meant "Don't let"

Some pills that raise your sex drive a bit & help ED a little bit.

OP go pay for sex if you have to or just lower your standards and fuck an ugly or a fatty. 19 is a normal age to lose it, just talk to hundreds of girls every day and tell them you want to lose your virginity, don't be a pussy about it and don't waste your time. You're better off just getting it out of the way asap, once you've had sex all the pressure of being a virgin disappears and your brain starts to work again.

You're a fool, and that's putting it mildly. You are for 2 reasons:

1) Because of the importance you're giving to pussy. It really isn't all that, buddy. Pussy is just pussy. Once you've had a few years of fucking, you'll long for the serenity, sanctity and privacy of a furious wank alone in the bathroom.

2) The second reason you're an idiot is because you're not looking for pussy in the right places. Save some money, go to Thailand for two weeks, maybe at Pattaya, and fuck girls until your motherfucking dick drops off. In places like this you learns that pussy is cheap and plentiful and that it is only because of the west's unrealistic standards when it comes to women that it has become unionized and its value inflated out of proportion.

Relax, fool. You're getting all het up over NADA, amigo.

Look up the gospel of Patrice O'Neal. He will teach you the way.

good luck dodging traps

Faggot, I waited until the girl I got married to and that was 27. Sow some wild oats and have safe experiences with girls you wouldn't date.

19 yo with a girlfriend here, wait for a gf. How you can help yourself is find your social flaws, come to terms, make solutions, shave bathe and groom well, and then you're at the start of where you need to be. Next: calm the fuck down dude, we're 19 with a shitload of life ahead of us. Nobody likes desperation and the anxiety will cause you unecessary and unhealthy stress. Next: back to the gf thing. I say gf because the sex will be better than a fuck buddy. If you find a girl that you connect well with emotionally, you're gonna connect well in bed which makes the sex even more pleasant vs some girl who just wants a fuck. Believe me, I know a guy who is a good friend who is lonely and fucks girls on tinder. He talks about while the sex can be ok it feels empty and unfulfilling. What you can also do is not look too hard. What I mean is explore all your options and don't jump until you're certain this is a suitable candidate. On the next subject, determine what you want from a gf aside from sex. Find reasonable and feasible traits you want in someone with modest standards and you'll get a good partner. It may seem long and challenging but sex will feel 10x better when you have someone who wants both your heart and your dick. Btw regarding sex, look into how to please a woman in bed. I recommend a "she comes first" philosphy where you spend lots of time on her in foreplay. What this does is make her want to have sex with you again because you know how to give it, and sex is all about mutual give and take. With luck and determination, you'll be on your way.

>I had thought about this, but it's not the most classy way to lose your virginity

What's class got to do with it, its just fucking.

The whole precious 'virgin' thing is for females because for many of them their first time permanently changes their bodies when their hymens tear.

As a guy it don't matter how or when you fuck as long as you fuck. So stop being a romantic storybook fag and go hire a prostitute and donkey fuck her until you explode.

"Chase a check, never chase a bitch."
- FUTURE, Mask Off, 2017

Don't put pussy on pedestal. Focus on yourself, your own happiness, work, body, etc.

I'm a 21yo dude who has not even kissed a girl yet. Used to be like you - bitter and sad that I don't have anyone in my life to be intimate with and to penetrate. That mindset is cancerous. Now I'm working out 4 times a week, grades in uni are up, happy that summer is coming, and just trying to enjoy my youth while I can.

Sure it'd be better if I had a gf whose tits I could suck while sitting on a bench and enjoying the long summer days and hot nights, but it could also be worse.

Be glad for what you have and just focus on your shit. Be positive. One day, she'll come. Pun intended.

This.
Also the only way to get good at talking to girls is by talking to girls.
Yes that means you have to make a fool of yourself at first but you'll learn

I'm in the same boat. Yeah idk man. Start doing something social regularly like join a club and make friends like that. Eventually start hanging out with the friends outside of the club thing. Soon if you do it right you'll get a gf or fuck buddy or whatever.
this is a tldr of what my psychiatrist told me

watch RSD videos on you tube

not only are they entertaining they are hands down the best advice of getting girls on the internet

Dubs of tru

Funny thing is that I've got two female friends and yet I just can't find a way to chat up girls irl. I'm an introvert, they're extroverted so they dragged me to parties.

But it's alright. My time will come. :-)

if you wanna get better with girls you have to have them talk about themselves
always ask them (polite) questions, never talk about yourself unless it's to answer one of her questions
and don't ever take the girls number, give her your number
and don't expect to exchange numbers on the first conversation, you should probably wait until she actually knows you (sees your regularly, has had several conversations with you)
also what my psychiatrist told me

Don't go out looking for pussy, go out looking for a girlfriend. Keyword friend. You're lonrly as hell dude, pussy won't fill that, it will leave you wanting more. Find a woman at work, volunteer somewhere, have some friends set you up with someone, anything. Sitting around on Sup Forums won't change anything, go out there and fucking do something about it

Bump

Women hit their sexual peak after 40, when their looks are going downhill and their eggs are drying up. If you can find a relatively attractive woman at this stage then you'll have quality pussy