You come home and see this

You come home and see this.
What do?

Spray water on them as notice to keep them off my bed!

"What did I fucking say about getting on the bed?!"

>Come on lets make some more kittens.

say MEOOW :3 and play kitty house with them what else would I do OP

360 multiple times on my toes.

I'd check for peepee.
After I conclude they're not men, I'd make them sign a statement and fuck em until my dick needs surgery from exhaustion.

Cringe personified.

Get pissed because I can't sleep and pretend I'm dead.

> come home
> weeaboos in bed
> sheets in disarray
> their shitty little girl tv shows on the tube
> lazy neets layabouts lazing away
> throw them in the street and tell them to get a job
> let them to pull themselves up by their stupid japanimation socks.

>Go all Aloha Snackbar
>Sodomize the infidel catwomen
>Yell praises to the prophet as I blow up inside them

>Then go an eat some Chinese food.

This is totally my fetish. Need moa!

>walk in
>see this
>wonder where I am
>decide not to waste a good accident
>whip out muh dick
>start slapping it on their ankles hard as hell so I don't actually get hard
>reel it in and zip up
>walk out
>take a cab home
>make dinner

Hardcore

Slavery should be legal again. But only to willing slaves and born slaves.

Should have people who owe you money and can't pay become slaves. (inb4 capitalism enslaves us all) Or you can out your children up for slavery and make some money.

Heavy training to make sure they are good slaves who will submit to whim and not rebel.

I'd dig that.

>Weeaboos fantasy.

I would fuck them and make them speak jap all the time even if I dont understand it, make a video of this shit and then sell it to weeaboos, profit

If slaves were legal and you knocked one up, would you make it your slave too? Sell it? Or would you raise it as your own?

Be kinda fugged.
>"Dad why is mom a slave?"
>She was raised that way.
>"Why do you treat her like a dog though?"
>You'll understand when you're older.

And when you die your kid inherits his mother. Kek.

An I carrying this thread or what? Anybody gonna bump or contrib?

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Start banging some pussy. Ba dum chh

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> eople who owe you money and can't pay become slave
WELL THATS HOW MOST MODERN SLAVERY WORKS
>paris ghettos

Wonder where the third one went.

Obviously tie them up so they can't leave

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/k/ is right. We need Rhodesia.

Founded on the principle of gun rights and freedom. Freedom to own slaves. Yay.

Call for my mom to get them out of my room

Make slavery no longer about race.
>White ones sell better.

Have a discussion about their father.

Here's a fave

Never was in need of source like today

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no cats allowed on the bed
spray with my spray bottle mixture of tap water and clorox bleach like my other cat

Sorry bro don't got one. Reccomend reverse search.

slavery has never been about race. do you think africans were the first slaves on earth or something?

Realize this is not my house and hurry the fuck outta there before the cops come and leroy jenkins my ass

No you idiots....You pet the kitty.
Open the door, get on the floor...

Have sex. Cum inside. Fap to that day for years to come.

Well, there were fewer of them

"Prego my Eggo"

Depends. If they don't have a dick, I'll kick them out. If they have, I'll still kick them out. The difference is, I'll feel sort of guilty for the latter, but I ain't normie and a wizard I shall be in 8 years. THOTS MUST GO AWAY.

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Last one unless somebody else starts postin.

Diamond

Can relate

>turn 120° and moonwalk away

So when are we going to gene splice women and cats to create catgirls with no rights we can use as slaves.

soon, very soon

good woman are boring and have no other use to me other then sexual release.
*tips hat good day chaps*

I've actually been in a situation similar to this at a furry party. They were chubbier tho and there was a dude with a wolf tail.
And we woke up like that, not came home

Woman are going to be upset most not all woman are pretty dull and boring aside from the sexual release which comes at a very high cost i see a cat/human female that i can use as a pocket pussy aside from forcing her to clean my home and work for free this seems great and if she can be bread i can sell the young for a profit win/win

I will pamper mine and take care of her like a perfect lover.

Ballet dancer?

get the flame thrower

Damn sure are a lotta furries on Sup Forums today.

Trespassers will be shot on sight

dubs of cowardice

You woke up with a fat dude and a but plug in your ass?

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Girls with tails ate cute, but fucking a real dog is better.

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