Sup Forums joke thread

What do you call a child, who is a musical genius, when he uses the internet?

An E minor

aw dude that's just awful

The Beatles
The BEATles
BEAT
John Lennon beat his wife

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here's a joke for you
this thread

Damn lol

Lamb Doll

gang noll

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?

I dunno, what?

what do you call a snail on a ship?

A SNAILOR!!!!

We sail away on a winter's day,
with fate as meeeoowwwwwwllable as clay

here's a killer:
e3 had no games

Oldie but goldie.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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a fucking orgasm

Sup Forums is bad at memes

ok here's one i thought of one time in the shower

>friend of mine, family has lots of gang affiliations
>lots of cousins who are bloods
>wants to graduate and get a good job
>unfortunately he got an F in his music theory class

I guess you can say with that F he's just a whole-step away from becoming a G

I can see this becoming a good joke. Keep on it dude.