/mlb/ general - Based Brad Edition

SF:Posey and 10 others confirmed for Team USA
WAS:Murphy, Goldschmidt on Team USA for WBC
TOR:Blue Jays, Bautista in 'active discussions'
BOS:Red Sox not concerned about E-Rod's knee
DET:Tigers ink Edward Mujica to minors contract
BAL:Nationals interested in catcher Matt Wieters
CLE:Rangers closing in on deal with Mike Napoli?
KC:Rockies have checked in on Greg Holland
PIT:Pirates finalize three-year deal with Nova
MIN:Cards 'not actively' pursuing Brian Dozier
CWS:NYY discussing Robertson in Quintana talks
MIN:Red Sox interested in INF Trevor Plouffe

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Kenley Jansen took a paycut to play for the Los Angeles Dodgers lol

Justin Turner refused to play in SF and also took a paycut to play for the Los Angeles Dodgers lol

Rich Hill chose to stay with the Los Angeles Dodgers because he enjoyed Kershaw's presence lol

The Dodgers spent 198M in 75 hours and your team can't even trade for a fucking reliever or old ass McCutchen lmfao

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doyers gonna choke again
we all know it

nigga get up on the mound and say that shit to me

ill fucking drag bunt you into the shadow realm

I bet his "fastball" is 65mph

Buster Posey has no business playing in the WBC, the dude brings nothing to the team and is easily the weakest offensive threat. Someone like Lucroy could actually do damage not to mention Posey is trash and has been trash the past three seasons in money time (postseason/clinchers/world series/dodger games).

Buster Posey was outhit by 7 catchers in baseball in 2016, the guy is dangerously close to losing his superstar status.

Bumgarner made that clown.

My changeup when I was 16 was 65 mph.

Both of you pull-up.

so what team do you play for?

>the guy is dangerously close to losing his superstar status

and you're dangerously close to climax because of it lmao

and his changeup was good enough to become a full-time big league closer

That's not a change up, thats an eephus. I would take your garbage-ass pitching yard all day nigga. Please tell me you live close to Kansas. I'll fly your weak-ass out here

A 65 mph changeup isn't impressive when your fastball is 75 mph.

>And I was better than Osuna when we were both 15

>DG has a deeply frustrating imaginary personal rivalry with a guy who left his bum ass in the dust and went on to become an elite professional pitcher

lmao this actually explains everything

now we know who finally hurt you

it's okay babe cmere

>people who have never even lifted a baseball in their entire fucken lives trying to tell me about the speed differential between a fastball and a changeup

Speechless.

I actually love Osuna and wish be would come to LA to setup for Kenley or be the fireman. He'd be a super star. He's 21 and a top 15 reliever in baseball.

Im not a hater.

ah m8 i got called on my mispost its ok though I deleted it so no one will ever know my shame

what?

>you will never get a hold of the mythical pissboi advanced ERA metrics formed in the cinditions he deems fair

>toronto will let him walk

already trying to get over it

You dropped something

Clayton Kershaw career postseason stats: 4-7 4.55 ERA

Barry Zito career postseason stats: 6-3 2.83 ERA

Hey guys, lifelong Cubs fan here, real diehard. I want to know why they let weeds grow on the walls at Wrigley Stadium? Like wtf? Makes it look all shitty. I hope they spray some weed killer before my first Cubs game next year

Really makes you think

If theyd let goats into the stadium, I'd bet they'd eat all those weeds

nice

>WBC right around the corner

>it's a dg thread
imma take the night off fellas. good luck getting out that beaner stink

Alright, see you in a few hours

>His team spent 198M in 75 hours and can't even win a ring.

goldschmidt and murphy latest names on USA
roster is looking stacked, might be better than 2009 now
>they're going to get btfo anyway


also votto declines participation for canada
>leafs

exactly

would be easier if everyone stopped giving pissboi what he wants

I highly doubt Canada will make it out of the 1st round. They'll probably finish 4th in their group. I'm still excited for some world baseball though.

I don't even know who the hell is on our roster. I know Votto is out and Russell Martin is confirmed but he's going to play the infield apparently... that's definitely not the best use of his talents

>Russell Martin
>23 career games playing the IF
>Most of the time they weren't full games
What exactly are they trying to accomplish with this? Is this some famous Leaf strategy that I don't know about

Who are they planning on using at Catcher?

Andy Pettite?

Who will pitch the 8th inning then?

>top 5 batters are american
>none will play

yeah great lineup

>yfw possible Bryant, Trout, Betts OF

inb4 Royals guy

also mccutchen, jones, hosmer. so only a couple spots left on the offense. maybe, hopefully, they kick these shitters out

>tfw no baseball

Hahn pls

Jo... Joba?

SOMEONE GET ME THE JOBA STATS SO I CAN TEACH user HERE A LESSON.

>can't even win a pennant
ftfyftwtbqhwy joe

dodgers are pretty bad desu

does masturbating to the dodgers count?

Doesn't Freddie Freeman want to play for Canada?

Reminder that the Berlin Wall existed the last time the Doyers won the Worlds Eries

he's going to slip in the shower and be out for the season

reminder that I'm the only one ITT who knows ANYTHING about baseball

reminder that I'm the only one ITT who knows ANYTHING about baseball

which team is winning a ring in 2017?

nevermind, this other guy knows what hes talking about

which team is winning a ring in 2017?

the one that wins the World Series

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Hey /mlb/, how many career home runs do you have? (and no, inside the parkers don't count)

I hit 2 in my day, one of them being a grand slam

Fuck you my one inside the parker so counts

Only had 3 extra base hits, 1 of each. I had more steals than walks and hits combined in my day. I had like Duane Kuiper levels of power

does hitting a grand slam in 4th grade count?

if so, 10

how many ladies did you get with that?

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Uncalled for

someone hug this guy/guys

Does slow-pitch softball count?

Reminder that pissboi wished for pic related to happen.

Does this count as a jinx?

>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet

More like a Kersh.

> mfw i haven't eaten ass in six (6) days

Nice proxy Rougned

Kenley Jansen took a $10M paycut to play for the Los Angeles Dodgers refusing to pitch in Washington and South Beach lol

Justin Turner refused to play in SF and also took a $10M paycut to play for the Los Angeles Dodgers lol

Rich Hill refused to pitch anywhere other than Los Angeles because he enjoyed Kershaw's presence so much lol

Jose DeLeón would be your #1 untouchable prospect but we put here dangling this dude like trade bait because we have three more like him.

The 2016 Los Angeles Dodgers were literally the most injured team in North American sports history and got to the NLCS.

The Dodgers spent 198M in 75 hours and your team can't even trade for a fucking reliever or old ass McCutchen lmfao.

>The Dodgers spent 198M in 75 hours
I took a shit 5 minutes ago and that has a better chance of winning the pennant than the dodgers do

rare pic of osuna fraternizing

How would you rate its pitching depth

Ever notice how everyone always talks about Kershaw choking in the playoffs but never the Dodgers as a team? It's because choking implies having a chance or coming close. Kershaw is good enough to come close. The Dodgers, on the whole, aren't.

The safest two-part bet in baseball is for the Dodgers to make the playoffs and get eliminated before reaching the World Series.

full confidence in its ability to outperform Kershaw in October

>bottom of the 4th, Adelaide 9-1 Brisbane

>bottom of the 6th, Adelaide 9-6 Brisbane

HELP

>T7
>10-8

REEEEEEEEEEE

Spaghetti night I see

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Why is the ABL so shit, lads?

Royals

Because no one cares about it, unfortunately.

Maybe one day baseball will become relevant like basketball and NFL.

Unfortunately I was a little cunt and gave up on little league so none currently. Though I've been meaning to get the family and friends together to play some games

I've never understood this sentiment
>I'd rather be not-the-best team in my League/Conference than be the best and not be better than the best team from the other League/Conference

Hahahaha. Fuck off Royals guy.

it will only die more now that MLB no longer supports the league

gib closer nao puhlease

>The Cubs won a World Series

Take drob from us already christ!

>Six runs, a pair of plunked batters, and a bench-clearer all within four innings will ensure Jeremy Guthrie doesn’t forget his Australian Baseball League (ABL) debut any time soon.
atta boy guts

I will always remember you Napoléon ;_;

I'll miss him for sure, loved the memes, but he couldn't do shit in the postseason

Osuna for Harper straight up

>he couldn't do shit in the postseason

steve pearce is single-handedly running baseball

ruining*

>trade the entire farm, sell the land, salt the earth, and empty out every last penny from the pouch to win exactly jack shit two years in a row
you deserve steve pearce
you deserve pablo sandoval