AMERICANS ONLY - AGAIN

ITT: We act as 'Murican as possible.

I just bought an IWI Tavor SAR, an Israeli gun made in America.

hey i'm cenk uygur

what's up

howdy

Fuck off you filthy turk

goddamn foreigners shitting up the thread already

USA USA USA USA

Im mexican, do i count as a 'Murican if i hate my own race?

Welcome to the greatest nation on earth, man! USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!

Dr Tyrone Goldstein at your service! Here to tell you how genders are a social construct!

Alright kids, time for lunch. It's Sunday afternoon, should we go to Burger King, Taco Bell, or McDonald's?

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Taco bell, obviously

NO.

Go back to Mexico and make Mexico great.

We don't need Mexicans and we don't need cucks. And we definitely don't need Mexican cucks.

God I hate spics. You know what? I don't even care. Just don't stay here. I hate your kind.

Build wall

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

I can say the Holocaust never happened (it didn't).

I try to care about other countries but in all honesty, I don't give a shit about them whatsoever.

YEEHAWW

God it feels good to be uncucked, own guns, and not be part of a union that literally makes you accept rapeugees
Feels even better knowing we will have Trump as President.
MAGA

Bottom 2 panels need swapped

topkek my hamamböceği friend

Hamburger, hamburger 9/11

Freedom guns diversity guns!

What guns do you have?

Do you keep them locked? if so, what's the point

I'm also assuming you don't open carry

I LIEK BURGERS AND GUNS
I LIKE TO HORD AMMO FOR MY AR15 COLLECTION
I RIDE A SCOOTER EVERYWHERE
SHIT MY PANTS IN WALMART
FUG

You mean water ? Like from the toilet ?

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Trump will get cucked by hillary.

This painting always pisses me off because the Union Flag is the wrong one

In my state you can open carry practically everywhere now, besides schools, government buildings, etc.

So, yeah.

FUCK YOU, YOU FILTHY TURK

USA USA USA!!!

AYO WASSUP NIKKAS

What if i was born here?

hurr durr I like burgers and guns, build wall, lel canda is a joke, deport aliens, muh freedom

POST YOUR GUNS IN ORDER TO SCARE AWAY THE YUROS

Baseball constitution woodstock?

Burger burger hollywood.

hmm that's neat. what gun?

Salty you got your asses kicked?

close ups of the ar180

M1 Carbine
H-BAR AR-15

Nope, they're under my bed with loaded mags next to 'em.

I don't open carry, though I am looking into getting an under-folder to stow in my car.

I have diabeetus

Postin guns

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What is this

>Leo

This is my name now

Can't get any more American than this!

>I

Just shot a racoon off my porch

wish i was dead lads

>'Murican if i hate my own race?
hate you own race. you go in the ditch frist

Having this minor cough has caused me crippling debt in the form of medical bills which is why I now need to shoot up this local college.

This is the price of freedom.

fags

Well done

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Does your UZI have the stock pinned, or can it fold?

Do you need a stamp for it?

SHALL

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>Act as Murrican as possible
Stay fat, stay burger, stay stupid.

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

If you love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.

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Let us, then, with courage and confidence pursue our own Federal and Republican principles, our attachment to union and representative government. Kindly separated by nature and a wide ocean from the exterminating havoc of one quarter of the globe; too high-minded to endure the degradations of the others; possessing a chosen country, with room enough for our descendants to the thousandth and thousandth generation; entertaining a due sense of our equal right to the use of our own faculties, to the acquisitions of our own industry, to honor and confidence from our fellow-citizens, resulting not from birth, but from our actions and their sense of them; enlightened by a benign religion, professed, indeed, and practiced in various forms, yet all of them inculcating honesty, truth, temperance, gratitude, and the love of man; acknowledging and adoring an overruling Providence, which by all its dispensations proves that it delights in the happiness of man here and his greater happiness hereafter -- with all these blessings, what more is necessary to make us a happy and a prosperous people? Still one thing more, fellow-citizens -- a wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government, and this is necessary to close the circle of our felicities.

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