Greentext the stupidest thing you did out of curiosity
I start:
>have an arduino
>connect one cable to 5v pin
>hold the other end of the cable with wet fingers
>accidentally touch the heater with the other hand
>oh shit! it tingles
>get an idea to touch the radiator with my dick
>what the fuck
>instantly got hard
>confusing pleasure/pain feeling
>burnt my dick and fried the arduino
>what the fuck did i do
sounds great, well done OP!
I tried to ride my hamster like a horse when i was 4. He must've run away because of this traumatic experience, because i never seen him since.
Forgot to greentext sorry, but it's such a short story anyhow.
>be 11
>wonder what is inside a double A battery
>axe battery
>battery fizzes, foam comes out, then kind of clicks?, explodes, get battery acid in my eye
>eye waters constantly for 3 days, eventually flecks of acid leave my eye
i swear im not stupid, this was just... very dumb. also before the days of looking shit like that up on the internet
I doubt he survived that
I live in Europe, we still have plenty of explosive shit from 2nd world war. I have found some of that - probably coroded ammo for mortar - and took this in my backpack to my basic school. Ihad this at my school for a all day and after that me and my pal threw it away to the river. In was about 20 years ago.
i jerked off one of my best friend at least 3 times and im not gay i think ?
I live in Europe too, Poland to be specific, so we have shitton of these stuff here. A few years ago me and my friend found one in the forest. told him to leave it there bit the dumbass took it with him and the next day brought it to school to show it to our edb (safety education) teacher. The teacher panicked ant they had evacuated the whole school and buildings around it. We got in so much trouble for it. Ah good old days.
>be me, 14yo
>bored af in summer
>got an idea: throw rocks at street cats
>see a cat in a house at the room
>aiming my rock to his head
>throw rock
>rocks goes savage and ends breaking my neighbor's window
>be me running like fucking sonic to my house
>Greentext the stupidest thing you did out of curiosity
>I start:
>>have an arduino
>>connect one cable to 5v pin
>>hold the other end of the cable with wet fingers
>>accidentally touch the heater with the other hand
>>oh shit! it tingles
>>get an idea to touch the radiator with my dick
>>what the fuck
>>instantly got hard
>>confusing pleasure/pain feeling
>>burnt my dick and fried the arduino
>>what the fuck did i do
Sounds like you need to get yourself an estim
Piatka. To ja to na podkarpaciu do szkoly przynioslem :P
Always thought my friend was hot as fuck.
>Be hanging out at her house like usual
>She's petite and perfectly built
>Datfuckingass.jpg
>I dose her with strong sleeping pill
>She passes out while speaking to me
>Ohshitohshit.mp3
>Her parents never check on her
>Strip her naked
>3 hours later
>My dick is raw and her pussy and ass are oozing cum
>Leave
>She knows what I did but never says a word
7 years later, I've had 3 kids with her and couldn't be happier.
what the fuck
just make sure they never find out about this
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i sucked a dick to see if id realy be gay.
1 day later got the faggot voice
craved the cock
its true never test it fellow anons
did you suck your own dick, your friend's dick or some random dude's dick?
my friends
I once tried to suck my own dick. I hope that doesn't make me gay
Yes you are.
did u bust one when u sucked ur own dick? if no then ur not gay
Got my friend to suck my dick, accidentally came down his throat. Things progressed and now I can fuck his tight asshole whenever I like. I don't consider myself gay, but I like making him cum when I cum inside him.
the accuracy of that pic is disturbing
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Youre a fucking faggot dude
lol
you ruined it lol
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It's Sup Forums in one image!
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And it goes so well with the story.
>petite girl
Fuck
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lets see
Pretty sure there are just two people getting gets here. Top Kek
Look again son, that's a trap.
>when I was 11 I jacked off for the first time after I was curious about why pulling on my dick felt good
>15 years later, havent stopped
>regret it every day
Google "estim" op.
Same thing except lightly brings you to orgasm by tingling all the nerves at once in the penis.
Meh, not worth the rape charge but I'm sure she likes rape which is why she chose your ass
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>be me
>about 12yo
>have a lot beautiful colourful Guppys (tiny fish)
>used scissors to cut one of my Guppys in half
>drilled a needle into some of their brains
>explore how far I could go until they died
>flushed the dead ones down the toilet
>parents never noticed
>I felt no regret
>did it 4 the lulz
>Guppys can take a lot of needle, even without their brains they can swim 10 to 60 minutes
niggawhatthefuck.jpg
My statement stands
Greentext the stupidest thing you did out of curiosity
>be me in high school, 2008
>friend tells me about Sup Forums
>go on
>still here
Yeah, seeing brainless fish swim was really weird... I was glad they eventually died^^ Don't tell me you never did shit in that age.
I actually tried the same thing with my cat.
SHe didn't swam well after though...
>Be 16
>Electrolysis of water to hydrogen and oxygen
>Suppose to use separate containers for hydrogen and oxygen.
>Fuck it, just use one container.
>Test for hydrogen with flame.
>Forgot container has both hydrogen and oxygen.
>Explode in face.
>38 now still def in right ear and raging tenitus that will never go away.
>be me
>about 11 or 10
>its summer time but im feining for some hot chocolate
>no hot chocolate to be found
>so i take a fudgesicle put it in a cup and microwave
>drank that shit and threw up later
But cats are nice
Froggos are not