Does anyone have that one pasta from around 2007-2008 about they guy who is in love with Ellen Page and can't take it when he sees her picture? I literally can't find it anywhere.
Does anyone have that one pasta from around 2007-2008 about they guy who is in love with Ellen Page and can't take it...
Colton Edwards
Andrew Baker
act
Gavin Miller
I have it
Jayden Jackson
For those of you pining (there's a word romanticists love to use - pining) over this generic, hipster, B-list "celebrity", why restrict yourself? Why deny the pleasure you know you've earned?
>Read /fit/ sticky
>Lose required amount of weight/start bulking
>Get job in construction/labouring
>Save money
>Pay off debts
>Move to Oregon
>Get to know the area well
>Search for abandoned buildings (factories, specifically)
>Assign budget
>Purchase reliable getaway van
>Create compartment underneath van that isn't easily visible during a police inspection
>Buy oxygen tank, tranquilizer gun, binoculars, taser, nylon rope, video camera and other items you might find useful
>Observe Ellen's routines and bodyguards
>Kidnap
>??????
>Conceal her in getaway van, drive to Oregon
>Keep her at location
>Invite friends over
>RAEP!
>Lather, rinse, repeat
Eventually your DNA will be so firmly-implanted in her from the multiple assaults, that she'll feel an overwhelming longing and desire to be your friend. Your confederate. Your LOVER.
Lucas Cox
Are you a meme regurgitating zombie?
Ryan Phillips
Please post it.
Asher Sullivan
Pls respond.
Christian Campbell
you don't have it
Thomas Ramirez
Friendly reminder that she's finally done a nude scene.
Luke Phillips
Guys, I'm crying right now.
Jeremiah Diaz
act
Oliver Phillips
what does her pee smell like tho
Bentley Jackson
Carrots
Justin Gomez
Shoves them up her urethra so much, started to do that.
Daniel Morgan
Don't worry OP, I got it rite here.
>I am in love with Ellen Page and I can't take it when I see her picture.
Justin Reed
baby carrots or the big ones?
Gabriel Hall
wat
Henry Miller
welcome to t/v/
Samuel Ramirez
GUYS IM CRYING RIGHT NOW
Evan Morgan
She already did a rape scene in Super, how is the nude scene only second?
Nolan Harris
she didn't show tits on super
Austin Ross
i gotchu op
>When I see photos of Ellen Page I want to slit my wrists
Ayden Lee
Yes, no nudity in Super.
Samuel Miller
bouncing up and down on my dick willingly
Jose Ortiz
act
Easton Taylor
He probably means Beyond Two Souls
Luke Collins
She showed tits in Into the Forest (2015)