Why don't we get comfy movies like this anymore?

Why don't we get comfy movies like this anymore?

Ive never seen this movie, but I've seen the trailer for it over 100 times because it was at the beginning of my favorite movie as a kid (labyrinth) that my uncle taped off a rental for me.

Trailer always creeped me out.

Try Black Death if u haven't seen it, kinda reminded me of this

a pitiful adaptation of a great novel.

The novel's depiction of the sex scene was so pathetic Eco may as well have been an abstinent Puritan in his attempt at non-description. TNOTR was his worst work.

>one poorly written sex scene that lasted less than a page makes the rest of the book bad

It doesn't work like that, degenerate.

must have been a great novel, where even a pitful adaptation is a cinema classic.

Haven't seen the movie, is the ending the same as the book?

that's some platinum quality bait

The description was consistent with how the rest of the book was written. If you want a description along the lines of "and then I jammed my big nob in her tight pussy" you can go read erotica.

because nowadays movies aren't made to tell a story, but to appeal to target audiences.

It was told though the eyes of Adso, an old, learned monk, how would you have had him describe it?

'That one time I got laid. She stank like Lucifer's armpit and there was a cow's heart lying on the floor right next to her herpes-scarred face. Thus life of asceticism came naturally to me.'

'Savlatore's yellowish cum was still dripping out of her fetid cunt'

This, Black Death is top tier high medieval movie

dat fucked up ending tho

Oh shit a comedy book! Must be a lot of laughs in this one. Hmmm. The corners of the pages all have green shit on it. Oh well, I might as well just lick my fingers as I turn the corners of the page. It's not like any things gonna happen.

>the lost second book of Aristotle's Poetics is a comedy book

U high user?

Black Death was horrible. HORIBBLE.

what is some good Franciscan/Jesuit/catholic kino

What I love about this film is that the older monk is using the logic of the time (Scholasticism) to solve a case. lovely movie too