Just bought a new friend. What should I do with it?

Just bought a new friend. What should I do with it?

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Pet your dog. If you don't have a dog, get a dog you fuckin heathen.

I have ferrets

I'm more interested in the keyboard in the background. Get the cock out of the picture and let me see your hardware.

Post pics of your ferret please

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Definitely more pics of the keyboard. Great gift for your self!

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What a fuckin cutie, thanks.

What brand/name is the keyboard?

Those raised mechanical keys and the color scheme speak to me. Where did you get that thing?

kek. Got it from a company called WASD. You can choose the colour of each key, and even the font of the letters

>kek. Got it from a company called WASD. You can choose the colour of each key, and even the font of the letters

Damn OP, fuck all these fags. Put that fucking shit inside

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Put it in your pussy. If you don't have a pussy throw it away and stop being a faggot.

you on r/MechanicalKeyboards?

Would you just show us your butt and you using the dildo already you faggot. You better be cute.

>bought a new friend
Seems like you had no other options since you have no friends and couldn't get one in a normal way

pics of it in your sex hole

Go fuck yourself.

No, seriously, take the dildo and fuck yourself with it

shove up ye arse hole m8. if dobules u gotta do it bruhv

You must obey my dubs and use the dildo

What switches are they?

Go ahead, apply dildo to him

Browsing \b and clicking on a "hey guys check out my new dildo" thread expecting to read numerous "kys" "pet your dog" "shove it in butt" replies, but instead learn of a company that sells mechanical keyboards...
>priceless

if you have ferrets what do you need the dildo for

edgy
>summer
Oh right this is a containment and or breaking in board.
>see you in a year

Ferrets have claws. That's why it's always gerbils.

Do you have a cute butt? pics?