How many sheets do you use when you wipe your ass? I use 3 myself

How many sheets do you use when you wipe your ass? I use 3 myself

> not using a bidet

Why are muricans so fucking dirty??

I don't care as long as my hand does not make contact with the shit

A few things
1) Unless you're Cheryl Crow, why are you keeping count?
2) Who the fuck keeps count, aside from Cheryl Crow?
3) A rearranged wording of the prior question
4) I don't keep count, because I'm not Cheryl fucking Crow

so you just blindly grab paper?

As many as it takes.

Pretty much. No less than 2 sheets at a time. I go until the paper is pretty much pristine

I use baby wipes and don't keep count.

You dont wipe after using it? No wonder Europe smells like shit

3 months ago I would called you a favor. But just got back from Japan and now I love water on my asshole. So we're both factors.

Bidet + 4 sheets to dry for even folding along the seams

Life's too short to waste it on wiping.

I use baby wipes like a real man. You wouldn't use a dry towel to clean up mud.

1 1/2 rolls ..not even joking

About a fist full each wipe. I also wipe back to front whilst holding up my balls.
It makes for a more thorough wipe

I use baby wipes and stand. Paper doesn't clean shit.

Bidet you fucking Amerifaggots

3 sheet master race.

>not undressing completely and saving your shits strategically before a shower

this is why america is backwards

I have a bidet in my house which is an unusual feature of the house considering my country. I use it to wash my dog

>no bidets
>there is a lower tap under my shower tho
I get up, flush, walk to the tap, bend over and wash my butthole :^)

I use sandpaper like a real man,
baby wipes don't clean shit.

Indians ftw

>1) Unless you're Cheryl Crow, why are you keeping count?