/nz/ - New Zealand General

/nz/ - New Zealand General

Why

faggot OP made the thread wrong again

why are ops even gone
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Wellington reporting in.

Welly also reporting in.
where you at bud

Why are IDs even gone?

Tawa.

Why aren't we tipping already bro's?

Aro Valley.

Used to live in Tawa, it fkn sucks man. you like it?

Not even going to comment.
I am already triggered enough at that stupid fat bitch.

I don't mind it. It's nothing special but at least it's close to the city

compared to what? it's like a ten min drive ae

reminder to all, report all Quercy posts. She needs to get the message

Yeah, about 10 mins on the motorway. It's hard to get on there from Tawa though.

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wrong pic bro, thats the IDBro hate one

woopwoop

Lower Hutt reporting om also, note im not from the shit part, fucking wainuians, someone needs to blow that road up and fill that fucking hole with jizz

Anyone got nudes from Auckland

what part ma bro

Hahaha, legend

got me good

this is a fucking library!!

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G Banger from The chur reporting in, got a busted calf muscle from being too tough of a kick boxing cunt and also on the scrumpy. What up home boys and girl

any /lonelydrivers/ here?

Is that lillian, fuck off back to your damn citroen

>tfw a cat shat in the corner last night again

bed soon, just thought I'd check in see what ya'll up to

I'm moving to NZ soon, what's it like?

i drive a nissan u fag

depends where you going bud

Its fuckng shit, there are assholes everywhere and everything is expensive. But fuck yeah the meth is great.

What's up, user?

Your cat is an asshole, all cats are assholes

Good

>migrating to NZ

Gonna be living in Bay of Plenty

look elsewehre. this country is a fucking toilet.

>dubs checked

honestly so fecking toired man. Got dental work done on the weekend and can't stop touching the new tooth, feels so weird. I wonder how long it'll take to get used to
why there though. You fruit picking or something

Jenga is the only thing I pull out of.

Agreed, soon we will be sharing everyones incomes for equality reason. Thats why women shouldn't vote, because their ideas are fucking chicken mcnugget spec retarded

literally this. been trying to get off this god forsaken island for too damn long

New fags detected, that don't know Jenga

the fuck you even say to me newfag calling other people new fags.

Ummm why the fuck would I know who you are?

show boobies.

That's weird. Everyone I know who has been to NZ tells me it's a nice place with happy people.

Yeah, I guess so. My mother got the oppurtunity to work there for a year and since I don't have anywhere else to go after high school, I thought I might aswell.

Western hills

Dunners reporting.

Ayy!
Hey Jenga! How's it?
Same. I hate to admit this but I don't know what I'm looking at. Transfer case? Really weird front diff?

ayyyy another dunners user!

Its is a transfer case, yes

all good for a short visit,
Auckland is a shit hole, no one likes living there, well can be quite nice, just gotta be a bit more hipster inclined,
Go live in some dingey student flat in dunedin for a yeah, you'll have a fucking blast, just work some shitty cafe job by day and get drunk and messed up during the nights and weekend, tinder game is strong there

Hey Thor x

I'm on the front cover of a magazine! *does Mike Wazowski voice* but it's an unfortunate angle and I look fat. So half and half.

How bou you- You feeling better, still freezy?

well it's ok if you dont mind living in a country full of cucks, hipsters and faggots. seriouslyy, ive been trying to leave since forever. im just too lazy

Dunedin reporting

Fucking what a day so bored now

>front cover of a magazine
do tell us more.

>I look fat
that's just your mind thinking that. I highly doubt you are.

Plenty of us. How's it going?
Noticed the speedo cable right after I posted. What kinda 4WD have you got?
You gonna tell us what magazine or would that be too easy?
Not so bad now, but not particularly warm either.

It was an Armageddon themed issue, and the pics we were supplied for the front cover were average so we did our own cosplay and photo shoot in studio and it ended up being the front cover
I don't mind showing you guys as I'm in full cosplay wearing a wig etc so you can hardly see its me haha but I do look fatter than what I am so don't be mean

nissan homy 4x4 (^:

I need some friends to take my jeep 4wding with though

The rumour come out. Does /nzg/ is gay?

can you please repeat the question

Is that you ginga and did you make the thread wrong?

All signs point to yes.

You're not the boss of me now

We wouldn't be mean, well.. at least the two of us from Dunners. can't say much about the rest of /nzg/ and Sup Forums though.

/nzg/ is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some ofthe publicstill curious about what is exactlyhappeningand to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor.

/nzg/ discord where??

this post is pure cancer

Nice, yes.

Happy, no.

They should be happy though, ungrateful cunts that they are. They are always complaining about whinging pommes, but we all know kiwis love to whinge even more

Thought it looked familiar. They're more or less a Navara underneath, right?
Fuck, mate. The van will do better off road than the Jeep!
Dunedin confirmed for nicest city.
Tinychat OP. There is a Discord though, somewhere.

Fuck off with that weak shit.

> inb4 the camera adds half a stone
> so how many cameras were on you then? Hurr durr

The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.

yes.

where abouts are you from user? i feel like I've seen that area before!

The irony is even this wierdo would pass the minimum language requirements for a visa

That pic was taken in Kerikeri, northland. I live in kaikohe, northland

I know you guys wouldn't be mean, I've just put on a bit of weight and I'm totally awkward about it and I know everyone will be mean and judgy and it's scary. I see what they're like to the other girl

I know! That's so true as I should be at least 5kgs less than what I am, minimum

ok so i was thinking completely in the wrong island.. nevermind lol

IDcutie.....

It's copy pasta. Google "does bruno mars is gay".

It's perfectly okay. thats just Quercy that they're like that to. i'm sure they wont give two shits about you and would probably even ignore it.

German redpill here, should I rather emigrate to NZ or Australia, if I want public order and muh motherfookin lawn?

Has anyone seen what this man looks like? Genuinely curious.

What is your height and weight?

I am 5'7 80 kg. I am at least 5kg too light.

waren voll

>German
go to australia, we dont want your kind here

1/2 supposed to be Charlies Angels

inb4 post on chubby thread
5"5 60kgs ish :( :( too big for myself atm

>80kg
>too light

What? I'm 5'9 , 60kg

Tell that your employers. ;^) You can't stop me, blue collar cuck

2/2 thats the front cover, sooooo unfortunate

ah that's disappointing. i though that he could genuinely be that autistical

5'7 80kg?
nigga you 5kg too heavy.

But Australia is full of gooks

>5'5 60kgs

That is extremely normal I have no idea why you would think that is "fat" at all.
again it's fine, you are not fat at all!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

That costume is going to become a sweaty mess.
can I sniff it after?

Roasties have no discipline.

show roastie.