OFFICIAL HULL CITY v EVERTON MATCH THREAD

The penultimate day of PL football in 2016. This is one of those matches that's only on to meet the "minimum TV matches per team" requirement as both sides are shit, Hull even more than Everton.

Kick-off at 8:00pm GMT with Sky Sports 1 coverage on now.

JUST City: Marshall, Maguire, Davies, Dawson, Robertson, Meyler, Livermore, Elmohamady, Snodgrass, Mbokani, Diomande.
>Subs: Jakupovic, Huddlestone, Clucas, Maloney, Weir, Henriksen, Mason

Neverton: Robles, Baines, Williams, Jagielka, Coleman, Gueye, Barry, Barkley, Mirallas, Valencia, Lukaku.
>Subs: Hewelt, Lennon, Cleverley, Funes Mori, Davies, Calvert-Lewin, Holgate.

Watching the darts instead tbqh

Reminder that it's Barney vs Taylor tonight

Want Rach to sit on my face

What happened to Deulofeu?

haven't been paying too much attention to the league the past month...

have hull been relegated yet?

Hey guys, anyone can help me with finding broadcasts of League One and League Two matches?

this desu.
she's from my town. maybe it will happen one day

unless the match is on telly you aren't going to find them...

and that is very rare

Is there any more interesting footy to watch tonight?

thanks
and how I can find out that this match is going to be shown on TV?

Everyone is just watching for Rachel anyway.

Newcastle - Nottingham maybe?

only skysports show them, true?

The fact Rachel Riley and Natalie Sawyer aren't lesbians is proof god doesn't exist.

Scottish fitba

lol

apparently the only other football match on some kind of television tonight is al ittihad fc vs club atletico de madrid, a friendly which started 40 minutes ago

oh and hearts vs aberdeen, but arenavision doesn't have that listed because it is too small time

FNF is fucking awful

>Rachel and Jeff asking the guys pub questions off scraps of paper

>Rachel isn't even wearing a nice outfit

Why am I even watching?

was just thinking how dire it is

amusing that carragher seems to not understand what a calendar year is though

Sawyer's chebs look god-tier on Sky Sports News right now.

Fuck yeah, Gremlins finished downloading.

What did they download?

Koeman doesn't rate him, he's off to Memelan on loan

betting sites are your best bet (hah).

you're not wrong there lad

>Natalie Sawyer

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes obviously.

...

I really want to see that midriff.

Wish they'd just called us off for fog as well, can't be fucked.

Hitler reporting in. Hope this game will produce some meme material otherwise this will be boring as fuck.

My stream is about two minutes behind so I'm going to ask everyone in this thread to refrain from posting spoilers.
Thanks

Please come back we miss you

Girl I'm crushing on pretty hard is from Hull

what are hull girls like?

>You now remember Everton Football Club

m8 this match was yesterday

>You now remember hull city cucked da owls from ascending just to be related again

Inbred.

>Robert Snodgrass

>Snodgrass

Is this a common british name?

where I'm from that's not a problem

...

Everton are a laughing stock

the fact they are even in the top half is baffling

>neverton

yep

not that common but I do know a few Snodgrass lads

yes

>Drinkwater

>NEVERTON

>MAUL BY TH TIGER

goooooooooooooooooool

snodgrass seems like he would be good at stoke

THAT. WAS A GOAL.

so when are everton going to show up?

>conceding to a championship team
>neverton

Everton are fucking awful

wow that was a nice shot actually

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking typical these no marks turn into world beaters the moment they play us, then roll over against liverpool or the mancs

>yfw when americans will never know how great it feels to have the word panzerwaffe in your mother language

ummmm I SPECIFICALLY asked you not to post spoilers literally a few minutes ago???

>0-0
>go for a shit
>1-0
Fucking hate when it takes 500 wipes to get rid of the last streak

>tfw kabob only goes deeper

Fix your streams and shut the fuck up snodgrass drinkwater

>it's a Britposter finds out that other nations aren't as polite as his episode

Everton are the definition of nothing club, a relegation would probably do them good

>lads, it's Everton

>4th most league titles in England
>Well supported without oil money
>Proper club and proper stadium, not some generic london shit
>"nothing club"

you can't watch it on TV? You're literally in Britain

Get a bidet, life will never be the same.

If Everton are so good, why are they so shit?

What are Everton gonna do when Lukaku leaves them for a non-garbage club? Cause he's their only good player

thanks for the >dotted underline

>everpost

Lukaku is trash.

>FUKKEN GET HOLD OF IT

lol

*coughs conspicuously to gain the attention of the other anons in the thread*

Lukaku isn't consistent enough for a top club. Some games he just jogs around and isn't even arsed. Think he has least distance run of any forward in the league.

Can't do that shit at a top club

As an Everton fan

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you're an idiot

Seriously, what's the fucking point of Everton?

Southampton take unknown players and make them big.

West Brom and Stoke have their "tough guy" tactics.

Bournemouth have made the history with their promotion; Watford had "Deeneyyy" moment.

Everton have literally nothing, why they even bother?

Is lukaku just a strong black version of defoe

>proper club

You mean nothing club

how is installing a secondary set of pipes and bidet and then squatting over it and washing your anus and then wiping afterwards more efficient than just wetting some toilet paper and wiping or using wet naps hygienic pads or something?

He only looks lazy in the games he gets shit service

how long is the prison sentence for saying the word in public?

football is not about memes

Is the name snodgrass originating from something like "snort grass" or "snorting grass"? Isn't such a name totally retarded?

>achieved literally nothing since the mid 90s
>perennial mid-table shitters with occasional forays forward for over 20 years
yeah, get relegated. i'd rather have portsmouth in the PL

We've got our bitterness

Who the fuck is Hull's starting goalie

Compare to the rest of the Everton team, he's world class
Yeah, true, he has absolute garbage work ethic,he needs to change that if he wants to go to a top club
United are still gonna spunk 80 million on him anyway

It's so fucking funny seeing someone from Poland say this when Everton are bigger than every Polish club combined.

Look at someone like Suarez, if they aren't getting service they make something happen, Lukaku just huffs around and loses 1000 headers

>not knowing the whole of this year's football is powered by memes
>gayman islands

Where would Lukaku even go? PSG? He's good, but he'll never reach the level of your Suarezs or your Aubameyangs.

I wish friday night football would have existed when I was NEET for 3 years

The most "nothing club" is Coventry at the moment

I don't think anyone is putting him on suarez's level

He's a goalscorer and a very good one but you have to play to his strengths. A good team could definitely do that

What did you lads get your Imam for Christmas?

>and loses 1000 headers
This is what bothers me the most. You're tall and strong, you should be dominating in the air.

The only player that deserves better is Coleman. As someone who watches everton constantly i can tell you lukaku is complete trash.

Arsenal maybe