The penultimate day of PL football in 2016. This is one of those matches that's only on to meet the "minimum TV matches per team" requirement as both sides are shit, Hull even more than Everton.
Kick-off at 8:00pm GMT with Sky Sports 1 coverage on now.
haven't been paying too much attention to the league the past month...
have hull been relegated yet?
Alexander Phillips
Hey guys, anyone can help me with finding broadcasts of League One and League Two matches?
Samuel Wilson
this desu. she's from my town. maybe it will happen one day
Lucas Mitchell
unless the match is on telly you aren't going to find them...
and that is very rare
Lucas Brooks
Is there any more interesting footy to watch tonight?
Justin Sanders
thanks and how I can find out that this match is going to be shown on TV?
Michael Bell
Everyone is just watching for Rachel anyway.
Newcastle - Nottingham maybe?
Grayson Lee
only skysports show them, true?
Cameron Rodriguez
The fact Rachel Riley and Natalie Sawyer aren't lesbians is proof god doesn't exist.
Grayson Baker
Scottish fitba
lol
Adrian Evans
apparently the only other football match on some kind of television tonight is al ittihad fc vs club atletico de madrid, a friendly which started 40 minutes ago
John Miller
oh and hearts vs aberdeen, but arenavision doesn't have that listed because it is too small time
Jason Smith
FNF is fucking awful
>Rachel and Jeff asking the guys pub questions off scraps of paper
Benjamin Green
>Rachel isn't even wearing a nice outfit
Why am I even watching?
Evan Bailey
was just thinking how dire it is
amusing that carragher seems to not understand what a calendar year is though
Mason Richardson
Sawyer's chebs look god-tier on Sky Sports News right now.
Nathaniel Morris
Fuck yeah, Gremlins finished downloading.
Matthew Reyes
What did they download?
Matthew Green
Koeman doesn't rate him, he's off to Memelan on loan
Gavin Bell
betting sites are your best bet (hah).
Ayden Phillips
you're not wrong there lad
Easton Cruz
>Natalie Sawyer
Easton Myers
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes obviously.
Jacob Long
...
Bentley Williams
I really want to see that midriff.
Oliver Diaz
Wish they'd just called us off for fog as well, can't be fucked.
Chase Anderson
Hitler reporting in. Hope this game will produce some meme material otherwise this will be boring as fuck.
Ayden Moore
My stream is about two minutes behind so I'm going to ask everyone in this thread to refrain from posting spoilers. Thanks
Logan Scott
Please come back we miss you
Eli Lewis
Girl I'm crushing on pretty hard is from Hull
what are hull girls like?
Blake Jones
>You now remember Everton Football Club
Dylan Torres
m8 this match was yesterday
Ian Howard
>You now remember hull city cucked da owls from ascending just to be related again
Austin Gray
Inbred.
Juan Jackson
>Robert Snodgrass
>Snodgrass
Is this a common british name?
Angel Cook
where I'm from that's not a problem
Eli Johnson
...
James Adams
Everton are a laughing stock
the fact they are even in the top half is baffling
Jaxson Gray
>neverton
Benjamin Nguyen
yep
not that common but I do know a few Snodgrass lads
Kevin Scott
yes
>Drinkwater
Christopher Smith
>NEVERTON
Jonathan Robinson
>MAUL BY TH TIGER
Aaron Gray
goooooooooooooooooool
Tyler Foster
snodgrass seems like he would be good at stoke
Kevin Taylor
THAT. WAS A GOAL.
Grayson Diaz
so when are everton going to show up?
Ethan Cox
>conceding to a championship team >neverton
Robert Jackson
Everton are fucking awful
Carter Perry
wow that was a nice shot actually
Cooper White
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Caleb Stewart
Fucking typical these no marks turn into world beaters the moment they play us, then roll over against liverpool or the mancs
Jonathan Allen
>yfw when americans will never know how great it feels to have the word panzerwaffe in your mother language
Ryan Diaz
ummmm I SPECIFICALLY asked you not to post spoilers literally a few minutes ago???
Henry Diaz
>0-0 >go for a shit >1-0 Fucking hate when it takes 500 wipes to get rid of the last streak
Aiden Williams
>tfw kabob only goes deeper
Leo Myers
Fix your streams and shut the fuck up snodgrass drinkwater
Adrian Brooks
>it's a Britposter finds out that other nations aren't as polite as his episode
Levi Collins
Everton are the definition of nothing club, a relegation would probably do them good
Austin Carter
>lads, it's Everton
Sebastian Mitchell
>4th most league titles in England >Well supported without oil money >Proper club and proper stadium, not some generic london shit >"nothing club"
Brandon Baker
you can't watch it on TV? You're literally in Britain
Leo Scott
Get a bidet, life will never be the same.
Gavin Ortiz
If Everton are so good, why are they so shit?
Levi King
What are Everton gonna do when Lukaku leaves them for a non-garbage club? Cause he's their only good player
Bentley Myers
thanks for the >dotted underline
Levi Rogers
>everpost
Luke Nguyen
Lukaku is trash.
Alexander Turner
>FUKKEN GET HOLD OF IT
lol
Robert Powell
*coughs conspicuously to gain the attention of the other anons in the thread*
Luis Allen
Lukaku isn't consistent enough for a top club. Some games he just jogs around and isn't even arsed. Think he has least distance run of any forward in the league.
Can't do that shit at a top club
Christian Russell
As an Everton fan
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jaxson Taylor
you're an idiot
Eli Gomez
Seriously, what's the fucking point of Everton?
Southampton take unknown players and make them big.
West Brom and Stoke have their "tough guy" tactics.
Bournemouth have made the history with their promotion; Watford had "Deeneyyy" moment.
Everton have literally nothing, why they even bother?
Charles Davis
Is lukaku just a strong black version of defoe
Xavier Barnes
>proper club
You mean nothing club
Joshua Gonzalez
how is installing a secondary set of pipes and bidet and then squatting over it and washing your anus and then wiping afterwards more efficient than just wetting some toilet paper and wiping or using wet naps hygienic pads or something?
Jason Lopez
He only looks lazy in the games he gets shit service
Ian Cruz
how long is the prison sentence for saying the word in public?
Landon Ross
football is not about memes
John Williams
Is the name snodgrass originating from something like "snort grass" or "snorting grass"? Isn't such a name totally retarded?
Jace Torres
>achieved literally nothing since the mid 90s >perennial mid-table shitters with occasional forays forward for over 20 years yeah, get relegated. i'd rather have portsmouth in the PL
Jose Edwards
We've got our bitterness
Ian Williams
Who the fuck is Hull's starting goalie
Brandon Garcia
Compare to the rest of the Everton team, he's world class Yeah, true, he has absolute garbage work ethic,he needs to change that if he wants to go to a top club United are still gonna spunk 80 million on him anyway
David Scott
It's so fucking funny seeing someone from Poland say this when Everton are bigger than every Polish club combined.
Oliver Cox
Look at someone like Suarez, if they aren't getting service they make something happen, Lukaku just huffs around and loses 1000 headers
Chase Turner
>not knowing the whole of this year's football is powered by memes >gayman islands
Cameron Sanchez
Where would Lukaku even go? PSG? He's good, but he'll never reach the level of your Suarezs or your Aubameyangs.
Gavin Long
I wish friday night football would have existed when I was NEET for 3 years
Luis Rivera
The most "nothing club" is Coventry at the moment
Henry Cruz
I don't think anyone is putting him on suarez's level
He's a goalscorer and a very good one but you have to play to his strengths. A good team could definitely do that
Asher Cook
What did you lads get your Imam for Christmas?
Gabriel Barnes
>and loses 1000 headers This is what bothers me the most. You're tall and strong, you should be dominating in the air.
David Jackson
The only player that deserves better is Coleman. As someone who watches everton constantly i can tell you lukaku is complete trash.