/heem/: the beginning of the end edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Khabib continues to ask for Ferguson fight
mmafighting.com/2016/12/30/14122734/the-morning-report-khabib-nurmagomedov-ufc-stop-lying-to-your-fans-and-book-me-versus-tony-ferguson

>Bigg Pigg missed weight
mmafighting.com/2016/12/29/14116570/johny-hendricks-misses-weight-again-at-ufc-207-weigh-ins

>Dillashaw responds to Garbrandt claiming he knocked him out in training
mmafighting.com/2016/12/30/14118852/t-j-dillashaw-responds-to-cody-garbrandt-i-made-him-cry-multiple-times-after-practice

>Dillashaw considering leaving Bantamweight
bloodyelbow.com/2016/12/30/14121394/ufc-207-video-dillashaw-considering-weight-class-switch-not-waiting-forever-to-get-a-belt-back

>I-I'm totally going to knock him out early, I swear
mmafighting.com/2016/12/30/14050324/cody-garbrandt-predicts-knockout-of-dominick-cruz-in-first-two-rounds

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Schaub is God

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/reem/

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Nobody is denying that!

youtube.com/watch?v=n0VqjXRT87k

who you got heem?

yeah this is really happening tonight

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>Beginning of the end

It had already started at this point

Do you do it for free?

Grandma by way of Gabi having a glass chin.

Magny
Cruz
Nunez

Free money folks.

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just fucking make her fight male featherweights or something

There I was, wondering how Cain managed to get injured again..

youtube.com/watch?v=tWj_OevZY2k

Fight Pass is 50% off today

>betting on Nunes against Strikeforce Ronda

Hope you didn't need that money.

Wish they could find a better fight for Garcia. They've got a single fighter rather than a WHW division.

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The REEM, buddeh. look it up

what, why? what

>Ronda internet defense force

Post slip pal. You've been defending Ronda here all week like she's your wife.

ah yes so called "as real as it gets"

This is porn.

Schaub Bless

>no bulge showing

That's some next level tucking from Gabi.

hory shet

that's a great deal

too bad i have no money

wasn't there another video of Cain with this goof doing super high-rep leg extensions with like 400 lbs

wait, Cain got injured? Not sure about this card now

Those Japs sure love a circus spectacle

>deriding the wmma goat

YOU post slip.

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WHERE IS PREDICTION BRO?!

Don't worry. Most cruz fans are poor.

this music is too lit.

>a trained person beat an untrained person of similar size to them

not really surprising desu

Find a flaw

THE NIGHT THAT FIGHT FANS AROUND THE WORLD HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR

>Jamie pull up that clip of the road runner smashing the fuck out of that snake.
>Look at this goddamn raptor bitch.
>*eyes widen*
>Have you tried out spinal decompression yet?
>"I mean, not y-"
>It's the fucking best man. I'l show you some shit after we wrap this bitch up.
>"Actually I really need t-
>Shit literally saved my back man. I'll do about 45 minutes in the morning followed up with a kale smoothie with krill oil.
>"Joe I should really get g-"
>Fucking gut health man. Give me your address and I'll send you a book on Lee Harvey Oswald.

Really hope Dominic Cruz suffers a career ending injury. A little bitch like him has no business in the ufc. He's a coward.

The entirety of feddaweight

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Champion of featherweight desu

>yair rodriguez above choi
wtf?

choi vs rodruigez is one fight i'd love to see though

this is not an opposite day fampai

So are athletic commissions and whatnot just not a thing in Japan

They're holding a televised fight between a 6'2, 207 lb non-drug tested amazon and a 50-year old literal grandma. How in the fuck are they even able to get insurance for this?

Yup, that was an automatically -5 in my rate. Mendez is to blame though.

#youcruzyoulose

Do you tap or do you go to sleep while grabbing it?

kek'd

statist: the post

He was wearing a towel
And he got tripped my faggot on the sofa

Ass slapping bitch

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would molest his daughter desu

that guy has weird pectorals he should see a doctor

Too bad previous thread got heem'd. Anyone got the one before that?

Why did it get deleted?

hahaha wow

great joke

>No father

>women in the top p4p
>yoel not in the top p4p
>Jose Aldo featherweight champion
>Bisping in the top p4p at all, and above Khabib and Dillashaw at that

What is wrong with you?

>his gf has never bought him a faggy scarf and made him wear it

Pathetic

just now noticed that guy on the sofa
he wraps his leg around the guy's at 0:22 so they'll go to the ground and he can stare at the girl's ass
he's also putting a pillow on his groin to hide his boner
what a faggot

FUCK athletic commissions they ruin mma

who you guys got for cruz/garbrant? I have a feeling cody will knock him out

>triggered

I love the way Japan does things, I'm just surprised they're able to get insured for stuff like that

>tfw too smart for family, friends, or girls

How many bongs till first fight?

Who else is putting money on Cruz cause you hate him and need something to feel good about if he wins?

>Cody

Thats all it is, son...a feeling
Not gonna happen

>mcgregor above cruz in the p4p

what

I'm going to bed asap. Picks are closed.

he is czech so basically german

cruz
he's more skilled than cody in every area of mma
i don't think cody will be able to touch him, and if he does, he'll get wrestlefucked

yeah just like when I had a feeling hendo would KO lombard and when I had a feeling bisping would KO rockhold

just a feeling bro

>>Pound-For-Pound
>Magiga ranked THAT HIGH despite not defending any belt.
>Rockhold ranked.
>>Bantamweight
>Cody ranked above Caraway, let alone being in the top five.
>>Featherweight
>Darren fucking Elkins
>>Lightweight
>Khabib ranked number one
>Al still ranked
>>Welterweight
>Condit ranked over Cerrone despite being 1-2 in his last three.
>>Middleweight
>Uriah Hall ranked at all despite fluke win over Moose.
>>Light Heavyweight
Blachowicz at all
>>Women's Strawweight
>Letourneau ranked over Grasso

youtube.com/watch?v=k-Mznn-RFj4
the last embeddedd

> cody will knock him out

TJ said he made him cry in practice.

how many bongs till start? i get really confused with time zones

prediction bro pls pick me :(

Nunes defeats Rousey
Cruz defeats Garbrandt
Lineker defeats Dillashaw
Saffiedine defeats Kim
Smolka defeats Borg
Magny CRUSHES Hendricks
Carlos Junior defeats Vettori
Garcia defeats Pyle
Price defeats Thatch
Means defeats Oliveira

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Why are 6ft+ women so rare?

You're a casual and don't know how rankings work.

Post em and let me add my own, please.

>Throw 100 punches
>None hit
>Gas in 2nd round
>Get TKO in 4th

pls check my pick :(

i bet i could heem those noodles

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I pick Cruz as he's obviously the better fighter on a technical level, is more well-rounded, probably has better cardio, is more experienced (especially in 5 round fights), has fought tougher competition and is notably larger.

Having said that, any fight between a KO artist and a guy who relies on outpointing his opponents over 5 rounds is going to be a nail-biter, regardless of who is more skilled. 25 minutes is a long time, and even the best fighters make mistakes.

You're on steroids.

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how many bongs bros?

U crazy in your ead man ? I''m not on steroids

you couldn't heem a grain of rice

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I have to work tonight and if I call out I don't get 2.5x holiday pay for New Years day. Bummed.

cody is so fucking shook lol

Cruz fans:
bitchmade
overweight
low income
post on r/mma and fit in that that community of dorks
virgins
pretend that watching a guy dance and prance like a bitch for 5 rounds is entertaining

Cody fans:
real men
halthy
earn good money
only post on /heem/ and maybe youtube comments
get laid all the time
are honest about the fact that we're all here to see savage HEEMs