Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in >insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claiming best girl

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Hi panty whats up?
You want snugs? OK!

You are being silly now. This game has always been as real as call of duty.like what stuff? No fuck you you're not special you get one or none.

Alright then, is it long?

gib plox

haiiiiii
shouldn't you be asleep?

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:3

You should break it off with him, hun.

>Anya claimed

Your eyeposting in my neighborhood :

Awe why thank you yuno. Yeah but I'm still awake anyways. Too busy thinking about things

You're*

Why would I ever do that?

I know :(
I realized the moment that I posted

worst girl

morning waifu guys

Good

Because you do not need someone like that in your life, someone that wants to bring you down. You're miserable with them. You and I should get together, I don't even drink.

Hello snek.

Tap

I... I feel like you've horribly misinterpreted what I've said. For a start the drinking was at least in part my idea. And it's the first time that Mako has actually gotten drunker than me, I'm impressed.

hi how are you

Would probably sue me if I bumped into her/10.

4-7h.

Ehh, I'd like if they went with more realistic choices when designing characters and movesets. As I said, this invisibility bs feels really weak and a more realistic approach would've been way better.
>like what stuff?
Naruto ninja magic stuff.

Shoo!

bloody
your bike is poop

>panty
that bitch wishes she could be as cool as me

How is everyone?

Your muscles aren't swole.

Right on cue, you fucking alcoholic

>implying he has a functioning bike

Laying in my bed. May fall asleep. I just feel like it's unimportant. Besides its probably better this way for him too. The way they are set up the longer the fight goes the more likely they are to lose so yeah I think it's good for the character too.

ok

Fuck you

I'm worried about you and your health, I can help you stop drinking and stop wasting your money on it. We could do other things you and I would enjoy together.

Oh great you're here. I don't even want to bother while you're around. Bye.

roasted by your own!

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O-ooh-ooh~
What's this?

>Besides its probably better this way for him too.
How?
>The way they are set up the longer the fight goes the more likely they are to lose so yeah I think it's good for the character too.
Wha?

I am not an alcohol!

Kk, bai

Shush tiny Bote heretic!

I thought you were fucking mako :thinking:

It is ok you make a good little spoon
hahaha sorry my bad I didn't maximise the pic
Sono?

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i feel so out of this... i guess i will claim and go as always, goodbye /waifu/

btw yui top tier waifu...

I'll show you the power of my swoleness!

Think about it if he did do a cart wheel you could still hit him. This is almost instant right? Calling me short

You have a seriously misguided opinion if you think that a Scottish girl is ever gonna stop drinking...

I was being serious, he doesn't currently have a working bike.

You totally are! How much did you drink?

Man, people really need to learn the difference between me and fake-me.

Bleh

Is that your dad?

Sure

Oh ok :(

whoa
Mako has gone downhill since I last talked to him

Spotted the angle
Gardy shoo.

Are you ok?

Well he has the RX7 now, one bike broke and the other one he sold because money.

I could just switch back now that you have...

We are the same size. I like hugging tho so everyone is a little spoon to me

You should into some ninis, Tomo. You're still sick?
Sonokawa...? I don't think she would. Instead she'll pretend to be hurt and ask you to settle it right there. She's so greedy you could probably buy her off with a little money.
She wants quick money.
Whew
N-no!
>braces myself >_

Make it something else than a fucking cartwheel and add i-frames. Cartwheel feels stupid and something you wouldn't use in combat.

I'm hungry

hmm..
Well, I'm happy for him, a nice car

It's (You) time.

Hello Saya. How are you doing?

>what the heck is this

Hello Yui.

Good morning, how are ya?

Doing alright, yourself?

It's a Koume~

KILL ALL HOMOSEXUALS AND TRANSGENDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me too, I didn't eat yesterday x_x

ask your mum for a bbq sandwich
no -_-

A very nice car, wanna get one myself at some point.

Pls do, I wish for death.

Nothin.

The only thing that's swole is your thirst. :^)

Enough to almost die.

Nope!

>Pic related is my car, on the left

Just don't make it weird I guess. A little bit. I'm feeling a little better which is good since my bday is soon. They did it's the poof thing. I don't think there are any I frames in this game though.

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>mum

It's (You) :^)
What are you talking about, Gardo?
You're an angle
Because you're acute!

I just want a car haHAA

oi u cheeki cunt
fuk u :^(

You're not bad looking t b h

muther?

Ya, I'm straight up not letting you drink like that again. At this point you keep pace with me or you drink slower, k? Because your skinny faggot ass can probably only really take as much as I can.

>gardo
Got the wrong person, buddy. The glaceon was something between me and Mako.

Boy don't I know that feel... I CAN'T EVEN DRIVE

Paint that shit all white or all black.
I think it'd look cooler white because it looks like a futuristic car. Black because that shit is sleek.
>tfw my first car was a Ford Focus from 2001

That isn't me

>bear hugs
>giggles
Hi sono how are you?
So you are saying traps are gay?
I won't are you ok? are you going to fall asleep soon?

The only reason why it isn't all white is because someone fucked it.

-_-

I want to fuck mako IN that car.

you keep throwing me for a loop

Ok good. I'm fine. Hopefully.

Now I'm just kind of uncomfortable... WHY CAN'T I HAVE A THING DAMMIT?

Yeah well I'm probs going to get to in december. Good times.

doesn't seem like you like eachother

Nuh uh!

:^)

Inb4 I do it again in a month

I'd love to get it repainted, but that costs way more dosh than I'm willing to shill out right now.

It's not Gardo m8

You're a Taurus?
Y-you know a Bear Hug is a real martial arts technique, right?
>slowly faints

Speak up I can't see

Neat. Anything special with it?

Okay don't even call me by name
Cute.

Uh... What?

I will yell so hard if you try that. WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING IN DECEMBER IF YOU'RE DEAD

:^)

>we should get together
>me and mako should fuck
CmonBruh

How much can you bait her with the promise of money?

Meh, ok. Tired. How's you?

>They did it's the poof thing.
/facepalm
And what I was talking about before? About that poof thing yeah. As I said many times I wish they had went with more realistic not a fucking cartwheel option.
Pretty sure there are iframes. Rolls? Dodges? Nobushi's backstep thing?

No sono I'm a Gemini

Buddy, I literally told you that me and that other one are different people, I was the Glaceon poster because they jacked my waifu

How

Rotary engine, only kind of car that has them. Mazda stopped making rotarys, so they're pretty special.

>Implying no ghost BJs

>

You're telling someone you and them should get together and stop drinking

I never know the old white people you post with

It's fine. The character does bring some new things to the game though. Pretty sure your attacks miss ok dodges and rolls not i frames. Pretty sure that's how it works for nobushi but that's like a real move thing

HERETIC

Yes, you can heresy to Kagero
What?

What ever is on you will do, you could lie to her and give her a dollar. She's gullible. Once she sees the dollar she'll take it and forgive you.
You could even give her cake~
noooooooooooooo

They're all just random pictures I have saved