This movie was fucking terrible.
Finally watched it last night and fully expected to watch SJW's get wrecked but the two worst characters don't even die. Why would these cannibals eat all of them within 2 days? You would think they would make them last. Stupid main cunt lies about what happened, how the fuck does that make sense? She doesn't want this beautiful tribe to die out?
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>an SJW hiding the truth to protect an inferior culture because she's a brainwashed moron
Did I miss something?
You realise that most of the time cannibalism is a ritual practise involving gaining the strength of knowledge of the victim, right?
Cultures which practised cannibalism as a means of sustenance invariably ended up dying out. Educate yourself.
>distorting truths
>protecting minorities
>succumbing to their own cancerous ideals
adds up
>watching Eli Roth movie
>expecting anything but utter fucking horeshit
>Defending Jungle niggers who eat people
>Finally watched it last night and fully expected to watch SJW's get wrecked but the two worst characters don't even die
I remember how excited Sup Forums got at that prospect, even to the point of praising Roth as some kind of master - then their utter butthurt when they didn't get what they expected.
Also the director didn't know what the fyck he was doing when he made this.
Reminds me of how there is a tribal culture somewhere on this planet where the chief fisherman is buried alive at a time when he's still healthy because it's considered more dignified than him living until he's no longer able to perform the chief fisherman's duties.
>Stupid main cunt lies about what happened, how the fuck does that make sense? She doesn't want this beautiful tribe to die out?
This is the basic formula for cannibal exploitation films.
Same thing happened in Cannibal Ferox. The genre is always bad-end because it's meant to be some political message. It's all moronic.
Remnants of the times of the Aztecs, really. By all means I'm not defending it, but as a form of population control you could do a lot worse than what the Aztecs and the Incans did.
Aztecs were Mexico.
The movie takes place in Inca territory, Peru.
The point is that all pre-colombian south american cultures practised human sacifice.
Amusingly the dominant empires of the time were remarkably well respected and successful regardless.
I was going to watch it for some fun gore and nice cinematography (the jungle and the colors etc. are supposed to look really nice) but ended up deleting it on a little cleanup.
Guess I didn't miss much.
anyone got the webms?
It's still practices in parts of south-east asia and was taken to the Polynesian islands by folk from South America.
Neat.
>Correcting someone's misconception about a thing is now mounting a defense of the thing they have misunderstood
"no"
SOMEONE POST THE JUICY WEBMS
Watch the uncut (unscarred) version desu.
Yeah okay reddit
>Stupid main cunt lies about what happened, how the fuck does that make sense?
It doesn't.
Actually something similar happened in real life. The authorities didn't do anything about it.
en.wikipedia.org
>In 2006, Sentinelese archers killed two fishermen who were fishing illegally for mud crabs within range of the island. Their boat's improvised anchor failed to prevent it from being carried away by currents while they were asleep. The boat drifted into the shallows of the island, where they were killed. The Sentinelese buried them in shallow graves. An Indian Coast Guard helicopter that was sent to retrieve the bodies was driven off by Sentinelese warriors, who fired a volley of arrows.[15]
> implying it wasn't sentient mudcarbs.
>If I call someone reddit then the things I say don't have to make any sense anymore
"no"
Just thought id reply to you're post and call you a moron. Hi.
>people completely missing the point of her not telling the truth about the tribe was so that the tribe would find and eat Alejandro
At least they were buried.
Her interview is days after the events. If he was going to be eaten, it would have been quick. You could have said that people would find out she was lying about everyone dying in the crash but there was no point for her to lie in the first place. Nothing bad even happened to her anyway, she got painted and finger-fucked. Literally nothing bad happens to Alejandro.
I loved this movie.
Just couldn't top laughing.
THEY'VE GOT THE MUNCHIES!
>Cannibal Holocaust
>Showed real animal death and actual execution footage to trick your mind into thinking what you're watching is real and is ultimately just unsettling throughout
>Cannibal Ferox
>Literally gore porn
>Green Inferno
>Over the top cannobal comedy
Which is the best cannobal movie
>Watching cannibal movies without Holocaust in the title
There's your problem chief
Holocaust > Ferox > Inferno
Not by much though. All cannibal exploitation was shit.
she was lying because despite it all she still believed in her cause and didnt want everyone to despise the locals and think it was ok to chuck them out and cut down the forest
fucking plebs goddamn
What's meant to be happening in the pic?
correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there only one animal that died in the making of Cannibal Holocaust, and wasn't it by mistake?
Pretty much.
>He made it like a love letter to gore films such as Cannibal Holocaust
But then it's low on gore and shock value
>then it was marketed as an anti-SJW film
Except it was never meant to be so it fails as that too
There wasn't even a fucking rape scene in it.
No they killed seven animals and it was intentional. They copped flak for it
They filmed some natives killing and preparing a tortoise and something else from memory
Nah, they killed a tarantula that happened to wander into the shoot I think. There was a snake that they intentionally killed. They killed a pig that was a gift to the tribe they were filming on camera and worked it into the movie. A coatimundi and a turtle were killed by the actors and the meat was given to the natives. They filmed the natives hunting and eating some monkeys after the natives after the tribe told Rugero his fake monkey brains were shit and that they'd be more than happy to get the real thing since it was a delicacy to them
They hunted and carved a turtle for food iirc; the wiki mentions them "cruelly" killing spiders and insects at one point, kek. And a monkey too?
From the wiki
>Many of the censorship issues with Cannibal Holocaust concern the on-screen killings of animals, which remains a controversial issue. Deodato himself has condemned his past actions,[4] saying "I was stupid to introduce animals."[42] Although six animal deaths appear onscreen, seven animals were killed for the production, as the scene depicting the monkey's death was shot twice, resulting in the death of two monkeys. Both of the animals were eaten by indigenous cast members, who consider monkey brains a delicacy.[10] The animals killed onscreen were:
A coati (mistaken for a muskrat in the film), killed with a knife.
A large turtle, decapitated and its limbs, shell, and entrails removed.
A tarantula, killed with a machete.
A boa constrictor, killed with a machete.
A squirrel monkey, decapitated with a machete.
A pig, shot in the head with a shotgun at point blank range.
Didn't want people to despise a group who murders, eats, and performs genital mutilation on people for no reason. She didn't want the little boy to die, that's pretty much it.
>No twist where it turns out the tribe is actually nice and just attacked the group because they thought they were from the logging operation
The best scene was when they shot them.
>a bunch of who gives a fuck
Even the tortoise was killed for food so the whole drama is completely retarded
>Watch movie with friends
>We all laugh at how over the top it is
>Gets to the scene where the loggers massacre the cannibals out of nowhere
>Cackling like a retard while everyone else suddenly goes quiet
>"That's not funny user, they were just living like they always had, they didn't deserve that"
It was fun while it lasted
Honestly this, seems like all the animals were eaten and half of the deaths were basically just filming the natives doing their thing. Kind of shitty about the snake and the spider but there's worse movies in terms of animal abuse
>gaining the strength of knowledge of the victim
It shouldn't have taken many tries to realize that doesn't work.
So ends justify the means? Get fucked.
Faggots did this not for food, but to make money. That's despicable and low.
It's worth it for the shitting scene where the girl gets the shits. It's almost slapstick-tier fawlty towers type stuff I nearly pissed myself when it happened
It was so stupid that everyone stopped fighting in the end just because she had a camera. Livestreaming in a jungle doesn't work. Bunch of mercs killing savages, who gives a shit.
Shit, I'd have killed a tarantula and a boa with a machete too, and for free. Assuming I didn't run away flailing wildly, first.
Like I said, it's shitty that they intentionally killed some but there are worse cases of animal abuse in movies more recent than this that had no controversy
>Faggots did this not for food, but to make money.
Because farmers and furriers just want to see people fed and kept warmed right? ;-)
Things that never happened.
Eating meat is fine as long as you don't know where it comes from.
Not too long ago I saw a fight online about a farmer teaching their teens how to dress animals was abusive.
>Eating meat is fine as long as you don't know where it comes from.
What? How?
>Not too long ago I saw a fight online about a farmer teaching their teens how to dress animals was abusive.
What?