We wuz wizards and shit

We wuz wizards and shit

[rolls for initiative]

The

The Egyptians that rolled natural 1s all got turned into niggers.

WE

WE WUZ PLANESWALKERS AND SHIIET

>Niggers are going to claim D&D now
Nothing is sacred. Satan, please take me away from here, Hell can only be an improvement.

They rolled 1 on their saving throw for whites controlling them.

WE WUZ EXPOLRIN DUNGEONS WHILE THEM CAVE HONKIES WUZ GETTIN EATEN BY DRAGONS N SHIEET

Those are Greek characters.
Probably from the Greek rule of Egypt.

Do niggers even know about D&D?

WE WUZ PLANESWALKERS N SHIIETTTT

WE WUZ DUNGEONS N DRAGONS N SHIEET

Savage

Roll for next Holocaust to me niggers and Jews! Last two digits! 00 reroll!

rolling!

MASON SYMBOL

WE

>when da grape come back up

>We woz Magic: The Happening n sheeith

It wouldn't surprise me if that was true, dice are ancient as fuck.

They played some pretty savage card games as well.

niggers play DnD:
>You see a sorceress with a fine- and I mean fine....ass...
>I role to get me some of that ass nigguh
>11, you aint get shit nigga
>fuck that nigga roll that shit again or imma kill yo ass
>you aint killing shit nigga and you aint rerollin
>queue "nigga moment"

Nigga didn't even roll a perception check to make sure it wasn't an illusory ass.

How would a party composed solely of Rogues work anyway?

...

WE WUZ CRITICAL HIT'S AN SHIEEET

Level 20 Pharoah with Jewish slave companion.

Sheeiit, niggaz been shootin dice since we wuz kings