/heem/: sheem edition

roughly 3 more bongs until 207 at the time this thread was made

Upcoming events:

12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - Gracie vs Kawajiri
12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Firmino
1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/13: ACB 51 - Silva vs Torgeson
1/14: ONE FC: Quest for Power - Bigdash vs Prachnio
1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: ABC 52 - Aguev vs Kincl
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
1/27: Bellator 171 - TBA
1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Jones vs TBA
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Dos Santos vs Struve 2
3/4: UFC 209 - TBA
3/11: UFC FN 107 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Khabib continues to ask for Ferguson fight
mmafighting.com/2016/12/30/14122734/the-morning-report-khabib-nurmagomedov-ufc-stop-lying-to-your-fans-and-book-me-versus-tony-ferguson

>Bigg Pigg missed weight
mmafighting.com/2016/12/29/14116570/johny-hendricks-misses-weight-again-at-ufc-207-weigh-ins

>Dillashaw responds to Garbrandt claiming he knocked him out in training
mmafighting.com/2016/12/30/14118852/t-j-dillashaw-responds-to-cody-garbrandt-i-made-him-cry-multiple-times-after-practice

>Dillashaw considering leaving Bantamweight
bloodyelbow.com/2016/12/30/14121394/ufc-207-video-dillashaw-considering-weight-class-switch-not-waiting-forever-to-get-a-belt-back

>I-I'm totally going to knock him out early, I swear
mmafighting.com/2016/12/30/14050324/cody-garbrandt-predicts-knockout-of-dominick-cruz-in-first-two-rounds

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=re8sEieAzjE
youtube.com/watch?v=dsiD_GDFY-M
mmafighting.com/2016/12/30/14129374/johny-hendricks-im-done-fighting-at-welterweight
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

FIRST FOR ME

nth for Shawn Jordan

What do you think will be FOTN (Fight of the Night)?
What do you think will be BFOTN (Bloodiest Fight of the Night)?

Ok

try to find a better line than Goldies "it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar"

Goodnight sweet Goldie

>tfw I have to take a nap at some point

is the ronda fight tonight or tomorrow night?

Artem

>She doesn't have good lateral footwork

This something again made up as wishful projection

>which is what she needs

You don't even need that, Ronda bullrushes forward, and doesn't even do well at cutting the cage besides this. I recommend you read the article

Hence why I said "can" and not "will" you retarded autist.

If you're so confident in Ronda, please post your slip of your life savings

2nite

i made this

why arent we posting in BBC thread

it was first

>This mentally unstable chap got so triggered in the last thread that he is posting cuck porn on Sup Forums again

Pottery

FOTN: Smolka & Borg
BFOTN: Thatch & Price

cant wait for your sperg ass to be proven wrong later

tomorrow night

Tomorrow night senpai

>FOTN (Fight of the Night)?
Dillashaw vs. Lineker
>BFOTN (Bloodiest Fight of the Night)?
Means vs. Oliveira.

Having pushed post and seeing " heem50.webm uploaded" flash on the screen, the obese man exhaled, wiped his brow, and got up to get a fresh mountain dew, content in knowing that he got to the be OP of the thread.

nice

G-Eazy interview,

youtube.com/watch?v=re8sEieAzjE

youtube.com/watch?v=re8sEieAzjE

youtube.com/watch?v=re8sEieAzjE

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What now?

Yeah that's what I thought.

You guys are the greatest

>t.goof

On what? My declaration that this is a pick em fight and that your prediction of Nunes being some Cat Zingano esque fighter is based on your autistic obsession with Ronda and nothing grounded in anything she's actually done? I'll disavow donald drumpf and the alt-right if your shart of a prediction comes true

And go ahead and post your life savings slip that makes you so convinced of Ronda

Rolls Royce is not the fastest car in the world , nor the most expensive , but RR is the best Ronda Rousey (RR) is the MMA Rolls Royce Nobody will be able to break her record in her division.... NOBODY

because black people are shit

>You don't even need that, Ronda bullrushes forward, and doesn't even do well at cutting the cage besides this.

Post slip.

>We will never EVER see DC vs Jones 2

THIS IS PURE GOLDBERG GOLD

youtube.com/watch?v=dsiD_GDFY-M

I don't see any life savings attached to that, bud

>Jones will never EVER fight again

Based potato with the ghettogaggers thread

STILL MY BOY!!!!!

i'd rather be obese than 144 pounds

minimum bet on bovada is $1. My dllar is worth more than your nothing. Now fuck off back to r/mma, stupid.

got t-boned by a H2 hummer in her last fight, m8

I don't have confidence to bet on Nunes beating Ronda. I like how you autists take any remote criticism of Ronda and by extension apparently yourselves as some unholy insult

I think it's just as possible that Nunes could piece up Ronda in the first round then gas out and get tossed and submitted

Yeah no shit. Being obese is easy.

>G-Eazy
literally who

baruto, is that you ?

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So in other words your life savings are either 1 dollar or you don't have as much confidence in Ronda as you think.

You can admit that you're picking Ronda despite not knowing any better and you're not an MMA swami. The only person who cares is apparently you

mmafighting.com/2016/12/30/14129374/johny-hendricks-im-done-fighting-at-welterweight

future 170 champ

why

Thats what I asked when I saw his name and then I listened to about 20 seconds of his shitty song on that ufc promo. I'm glad I'm too intelligent for that genre of music.

>boxingswede on the left

Got u pham
"Beauuutiful work champ"

Everybody knows /heem/ has only one Estonian poster and it's already confirmed that I'm Baruto. I plan to lose weight and enter UFC HW division. I can't do it?

>They said I wouldn't get ozeka in sumo
>They said I wouldn't win vs Peter Aerts in my MMA debut
>They said I wouldn't run Cro Cop over

scrubs when will they learn?

Max hallways above Khabib and amanda on P4P triggers me so hard

is that Schaub?

Might aswell fucking retire then, fat fuck will get destroyed at MW

>an irrelevant blown up welterweight stood with anderson silva for 5 rounds but the light heavyweight "champion" wouldn't stand with anderson silva for 30 seconds

cant wait for rumble to heem DC

betting on the ronda v nunes match is a classic noob trap

experienced betters not looking to piss away cash are staying far away from that fight

ufc shilling for a ronda win

Bet the house on magny and silly dilly

i honestly don't know, i have a feeling that not one of those picks will be correct

>the mentally ill cuckposter switches too gay scat porn not realizing that it makes him look even worse

Shut up nerd. It's just for fun.

>middleweight

are we gonna see the real pig rigg

schaub bless

>scat-posting
>porn posting
>race-baiting

Are the mods on holiday?

>Cody by KO, TKO, Disqualification or Submission

You're that guy from last year who bet $30 on Ronda to win $3 and it lost aren't you?

My sides.

>THE ULTIMATE DEFINING CHAMPIONSHIP
Actually has a pretty nice ring to it

Romero-Hendricks superfight when

like pottery

>He thinks it's me

You still haven't gotten help huh? You're the catalyst for all this stuff. You and your autistic Sup Forums outbursts.

Microbetting is fun, get over it

Who do you unironically think is going to win the main event?

I seriously cannot see Rousey making it out of the first round conscious, I'm not even meming - Nunes is going to knock her head off.

It's one guy pissing his pants. The less attention you give him, the less he'll ultimately post.

I see you have taken a break from saving scat porn to attempt your mental gymnastics again

>t. enjoys literally giving money away to bookies

>Schaub and Ronda break up

>initially Schaub goes full JUST mode while Ronda continues to ride mega-fame

>now its Ronda in full JUST mode while Schaub continues to ride mega-fame

What meme magic did he cast on her?

>Could have just bet on Mark Hunt knocking out Big Chin on the same card for better odds
>Went with Ronda @ -1000

>remembering and caring about Sup Forums posts from over a year ago

Sounds like you had a hell of a 2016 bro

Please get help lol

Took to the liberty to add the others guys in myself.

What's the goof image going to be?
>No Eugene

should be goldie no?

>Having bad memory

It's you isn't it? lel That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen betting wise lol, that and the fact you were parading it around for weeks.

anyone else go full /glutton/ on fight days?

only way i can cope with the anxiety/excitement

>not remembering the guy who parlayed Joanna and Ronda for the shittiest odds on earth bragging about what free money it was

it was probably you, faggot

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i want rousey to die tbqh

>What's the goof image going to be?

CUP NOODLE MAN

Lemme find it.

GOLDIE

>What's the goof image going to be?

Goldie

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Rich will kill Schaub

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Actually yes, forget Habeeb

Bring in Goldie

I never have dreams and I had one last night Cody knocked Cruz down in the 1st round and scrambled into a position to lock in a RNC. How fucked am I, lads? DESU if faggots like Cody and Connor capture belts there simply is no goodness or justice in this universe

if ronda loses her career is over and her life possibly too

M A G N Y

Cruz should be TOP P4P amirite?

use this

>only 4 minutes long