ITT: We nerf each others' superpowers

ITT: We nerf each others' superpowers

>Pyromancy/Immunity to fire

Only in a zero oxygen environment.

Normal power: I'm just a normal guy.

immunity to all immunities and nerfs.
am goku.
> superman

...

lost

Dies practically everyday anyways

But slightly uglier and less successful

With autism

i have the power to not need a superpower in order to be happy.

but i cum fire
>dragonballs

Doesn't actually have immunity to nerfs
Receives every single nerf used in this thread

but you cum dragons
>balls on fire

but everytime you feel happy you develop a malignant tumor.

And yet somehow you're always sad

Acid Tears

doesnt sound like a nerf to me.
the ability to produce dragons via masturbation sounds pretty fucking broken, i could rule the fucking world in a matter of minutes.

thats just a fucking nerf in itself.
super hero name
>faceoff

i have the power that i dont need anything and i dont need happyness or a life or success or friends or a family.

has superpowers that people demand you to use in order to help them even though you know that it would have a negative effect to another group of humans. Having in mind that you make life worse for either one of those groups gives you heavy depressions

But the nerf is that you die and burn in hell forever

>immunity to nerfing

Impulsive need to self-sacrifice.
Low I.Q.

> no need to nerf

I'm omnipotent. No possible nerfs

Power to change probability. Nerf that fuckers

but you can't get high on acid

Everyone else is also omnipotent. Their powers affect you but your powers don't affect them.
>you weren't nerfed, everyone else just got stronger

crippling depression

You can only change it against your favour

teleport

Ability to shit gold without hurting my anus

but only on a atomic scale so you change the wavefunction of an electron but you dont know what it actually changes on a macroscopic scale

Only through the eyesight of others

Power to get all you Sup Forums losers laid by the prefered sex

The destination is always a random location on the Earth's surface

Attract women like gravity. When they reach the event horizon (determined by the length of my modestly sized dong) we have sex.

but your dna gets fucked up

but your ass gets so heavy you cant walk properly

Everywhere you teleport to will announce your arrival with a blaring horn. Oh also your clothes don't follow.

I don't want to nerf this

It only works on dead people.

Every time you teleport you spawn tumorous bread.

>Immune to fire
but allergic to water.

I mean you'd need super strength to dig up all those bodies yourself.

but you have to pay them yourself

A small price to pay for getting rich after every dump

dumbfuck
gib proper nerf

They're in the worst shape possible, opposite to our ideal image of them

but you're always constipated

you dont understand. your knees get crushed under the weight. if you get a wheelchair, that gets crushed, too.

its actuall as heavy as 2k Kilogramms, because it has a machine that converts organic matter to gold.

That is a proper nerf you butthurt faggot. Your dick only attracts corpses instead of living women. Deal with it.

Dear god.....

2 - immortality

why do you nerv everyone instead of the guy whi has the power ?

You didn't do well in reading comprehension, did you?

you can still feel the fire even if it doesn't damage you.

i have the power to leave this thread to go to my karate lesson.

you're a fucking retard. His nerf is a proper nerf.

Where you need to go because everybody bullies you.

It is not going to help.

But you will get into a road accident on the way there

thatsnot a nerf, thats a random asumption

>(You)

Fucked up on the wording

you have 10e+6 chromosomes and transcend space and have penis tentacles and are an eldritch abomination

cruel of you

Power to control seagulls and make them shit at will. I will amass a feathered army and literally lay waste to my enemies

...

But you will never get a gf

but you need to lick their ass clean twice a day

The ability to breathe underwater

But you are impulsively driven to clean up after then every time

You can't breathe on land

I dont need to affect others, i can just create my own world, universe, virtual reality, and do what i want.

But you lose the ability to swim

Rhaegar?

invisibility

It works both ways - you're blind as long as you're invisible

The people who worship you are bombing the people you made superior