Why is Japanese television so shit?

Why is Japanese television so shit?

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Because Japan as a whole is shit.
Needs another tidal wave to finish the job america started.

Name literally any country other than the United States and every once in a while Britain where the TV isn't always shit.

Spain.

At least Japanese Tv is amusing. TV everywhere else has nothing positive.

that's a big burger.

>woah japanese man is trying not to laugh
>oh no he laughed so now he gets spanked
>ebin funny jajajajajaja

Kill yourself.

name ten reasons why japan is shit

So you watch Batsu Game?

forayu

It used to be amazing, went downhill when the Lost Decade hit. Television media represents the people. Japanese have been stuck in time for many, many years

Asians are a soulless insect like race who work hard to mimic being human, but can't quite pull it off.

>censor porn
>rampant pedophilia and child prostitution
>xenophobic
>best food is rice and grass
>cuckold capital
>grown men into idols
>country that adores cartoons
>women that don't now what a razor is
>scientific research on whales
>cucked by dolphins and jellyfish

...

Forgot to add
>micro cocks
>highest rate of suicide in the world
>afraid of name dropping the US as villains in movies

you said "cuck" twice

>Implying it's not fun to play along with and see if you won't laugh either.

The first cuck is the literal cuckold because all japs are into ntr, and the second is the fact that their island is next to the most dangerous and rampant infestation of jellyfish, not to mention they have that dolphin rape cave thing going on.

Almost all of Japanese TV is just tv 'celebs' sitting in a studio reacting to other people eating food.

It's basically 9hr specials of restaurant shilling.

It can be funny, but you can't deny that their humour is pretty primitive.

Those guys are hilarious but they're the only ones.

nah, just sounds like you've got cuckoldry on the mind...you massive cuck

>mimic being human
>he feels his shitposting on 4chin makes him human.

ok

Of course I do, i'm white and not japanese. I'm a prime candidate for fucking some gook bitches

>censor porn
America's fault actually, and twice, first when Perry cannon'd Tokyo and imposed censorship and second after Japan was nuked and America imposed censorship again
>rampant pedophilia and child prostitution
>rampant
Less % than USA
>best food is rice and grass
Sushi, actually, and it's awesome
>country that adores cartoons
Westerners love Anime and Manga, only Otakus (who're shunned in Japanese culture) like them
>women that don't now what a razor is
Bush is love

You're 100% correct on the rest

cuck

>head so up his own fat arse.

My dickhead, yes.

>People here don't watch GCCX.

It's the Top Gear of retro video games.

There is no need to be upset weeb. Gooks just give off an uncanny valley vibe.

>and second after Japan was nuked and America imposed censorship again
This meme again?

>cuckold capital

But that's America

sure.
you must be giving pretty refreshing vibes after hours of hard work here.

>Less % than USA
Less women report it.

if that's so then how come I'm married?
checkmate bulls

Cuckolds are mostly married

...

without Japanese TV, there wouldn't be MXC.

>You're 100% correct on the rest
No he isn't.
>xenophobic
Which according to this site is a good thing.

>cuckold capital
>bringing feelings into sex
way to be a cuck

>grown men into idols
>unironically using this
>on Sup Forums

>cucked by dolphins and jellyfish
Everyone is cucked by jellyfish. And they fuck dolphins up.

About the only thing he got right is the whales. What he also could've added is

>women all look alike
>EVERYTHING IS TINY
>everything is moon
>used panties are actually expensive
>going to a supermarket is fucking impossible
>everything is machines so you don't practice your nip

>xenophobia
>bad
Shouldn't you be at the mosque, Bong?

>cuckold capital
???

>women that don't know what a razor is
fuck children if you hate adult biology so much

the whale bullying pisses me off, though

And even less women in USA report it, so the % is still lower ;^)

Why aren't there enough YBs in this world to store all my javs?

:o

There is no need to be so aggressive. I'm sure you will find yourself an asian waifu who will watch your anime's, and produce little Elliot Rodgers, with you. There are over a billion of them after all, and they arr rook the same. Perhaps you will find one that wears contacts to cover up her lifeless little beady eyes, and is able to feign emotions. Keep on searching champ.

>women all look alike
As a dude who faps to JAV, not really, I dunno if fapping to Asians helped me with my racial blindness but now not even Koreans look the same for me.

xenophibia is bad when it's against white people my

Most of those are good though

That's actually not true. When it comes to groping (not really different than what happened in Cologne) Japan is Arab tier.

>Spain
>TV isn't always utter shit
Yooo, what the fuck are you talking about?

Because shitty Gaki no Tsukai once-a-year special broadcasts are the only thing ever shown on Japanese TV screens?

Try watching an actual good show like Matsuko & Ariyoshi's Angry New Party instead of the juvenile "humor" that's all Downtown has to offer.

>groping = pedophilia and child prostitution
And the gold for mental gymnastics is for...user!

Now we'll hear his hymn:
youtube.com/watch?v=tjLr1XhBKVQ

>overflowing salt levels
did i touch a raw nerve by mentioning your uselessness and shitposting habit on Sup Forums.

as a Spanishfag I can tell you our TV shows fucking suck

Yeah, the Jav actresses and models you can name. Go out into the street and find me a jap that has tits and isn't
>brunette
>brown eyes
>shorter than 5'4
Gyarus don't count.

Even discounting the fact that everyone expects me to be a edgy racist faggot just by virtue of posting here- by basic standards (height, skin colour, weight, hair colour, eye colour, cup size), Japan has pretty much the worst variety in the whole world. Yeah, after a while you start noticing the differences but they're pretty fucking minute comparatively.

It's 2016 mayne. Fuck white people.

>anime website
>all jap TV is shit

>weeb's mental gymnastics

Find me a Latino who isn't brunette, brown eyes, shorter than 5'10"
Find me a black who isn't brunette, brown eyes, who can't play basketball and who can swim

>he's not wrong
Then again 90% of all tv is shit.

NANI?!

>conversation starts with japan Sup Forums
>after 10 posts, turns into describing why "we" are superior and gooks are "subhumans"
basically Sup Forums on picnic

>Find me a black who isn't brunette, brown eyes, who can't play basketball and who can swim
Done.

What do you niggas think of takeshis castle?

Oh shit. Did I forget to make my Sup Forums account private?

If people know about my posting hours I'm not sure I can come back here.

Where will I go to bait weebs now?

It's amusing when you're generally disconnected from the entire culture and you have no frame of reference and you can watch a few clips on YouTube.

it's not amusing when it's literally the only thing that's on TV becuse you live in Japan

>Find me a Latino who isn't brunette, brown eyes, shorter than 5'10"
And done.

Done

That's no Latino

*Unsheathes katana*
>Heh, nothin personail kid but my training wont allow me to let you mock superior Nippon
*Teleports and slices all the whittu piggus in half*

He's certainly not white.
>Hong Kong
Nice try tho.

>King of Rome
>not Latino

Keep moving the goalpost, eventually you'll get somewhere.

top fucking kek, im a spaniard, I stopped watching TV two years ago, I will literally tell you why you are wrong

>70% is ads, incredibly long, obnoxious ads, useless, we literally have a Channel that will cut the thing you are watching and tell you in the face "WE WILL BE BACK IN.... 8 MINUTES"

>horrible channels, without Canal +, this is, TV cable, you have 6 that are more or less of quality, inside of them you have

>one channel dedicated to talk about the life of famous people in spain, their marriages, their shit, their X, it's the worst type of entertainment, you have 80% of spanish television viewers watching this awful channel

>another channel where you can watch, B rated movies, some AAA movie at the night, old episodes of the simpsons and ads

then you have the more or less good channels, this are channels that belong to the goverment, they usually give you the news, forecast, nature/history programs, some contest, and some good movies, these channels are watched by 10% of the population

TLDR - television is shit no matter what country you are in, you have internet, stop watching television

Your shit

right you are ken

Great way of showing how little you have seen of the world.
Also, what do the looks of people have to do with the quality of their tv shows?
There is a word for people who can't distinguish faces, so they need things like height and skincolour to indentify people. I don't want to call you autist, but maybe you should see a professional. I'm worried, user..

are u american? do u sense too much mockery?

I'm not the one moving the goalposts, you are. I did "find me a jap" as a way for you to realize what's what when it comes to variety of people in the street. Butthurt that your argument wasn't going anywhere you retorted with (goalpost moved) asking me to find people of specific races (not nationalities) that fit whatever stupid requirement (instead of the basic physical characteristics I used) you thought of to try and imply that I'm talking shit. And I did. Your retort to that was posting a girl from Hong Kong that's an albino. I said "women all look alike", the implication being that I meant Japanese since that was what I was talking about. Which you know since your first example were fucking JAV models.

Stop pretending to be retarded to make it seem like what I said is impossible to fathom.

I used to watch MXC all the time back in the day, blew my fucking mind that Takeshi's Castle was completely different desu.

>Be a 1 year old baby
>Already balding
Kek

Having another stab at it after your first response backfired? Find someone else to humour you, sore ass.

>going to a supermarket is fucking impossible

I realize this is an old post, but what did he mean by this?

As a Chinese you all look the same to me, so, in my case, no offense taken.

Well, I correct myself, at least blacks win you on that, they sure do look all the same.

>implying sushi is not rice

I was in Japan for a week and stayed in a business hotel and It seems there are only 4 things on japanese tv. Variety shows, adult variety shows, documentaries, and anime

indeed that's amusing if you're a foreigner

>Implying I said sushi is not rice

You replied to my first post. When you're talking about I wouldn't agree with talking about blacks and latinos as a whole. I mean Bantu and Tutsi don't look alike. But posting albinos or other rarities to prove him wrong is like posting JAV actors.

>height, skin colour, weight, hair colour, eye colour, cup size
There are so many countries where people "look the same" according to you. Many people don't have a diverse diet like in the US or UK, so you will see similar heights and weight. When you don't live in a country with many people of european descent, you have no variety in eye and haircolour. That I have to explain this to you makes me feel awkward. How can a person be so retarded? Really, didn't you think before you posted? Holy shit.

>Moviestar Yomvi Master Race

Feels good, man

They all look the same, get over it.

a homogeneous society tend to have people that looks the same, but if you're not autistic you should be able to tell them apart.

Dogs look the same if you never spent time with dogs. So when humans look the same to you...

>Dogs look the same if you never spent time with dogs
You're a fucking retard.

What are some essential Nihongo TVkino?

Only censor porn is bad and maybe the food part.

NOTTO BURGER, BARRRRRRRGAAAAAAAA

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You can't be serious

They all have four legs, fur, 4 toes, snout and canines

>Doubling down after painting yourself as an absolutel mongoloid
Why?

I'm not even the same guy

>Hey now, I'll have you know that I'm a DIFFERENT retard
Holy shit, what is wrong with you?