Watching movie with mom

>watching movie with mom
>sex scene comes on
>mom: "she's faking it"

>Family movie night
>Sex scene
>Dad says "Avert your eyes boys!" and laughs to himself like it's the funniest joke ever

Of course the actress is faking it. Your watching a fucking movie.

>instagram/facebook-tier pepe
Enjoy your bumpless (You), OP

>Family sex night
>movie scene
>"stop faking it and take it"

kek

>watching movie with mom
>sex scene kama sutra-like position comes on
>mom to dad: "Oh honey, remember when we tried this position for the first time?"

>watching movie with siblings+sisters boyfriend
>sex scene
>sister: "user get out"

I'm actually coming inside.

>last three panels is sister worrying about getting pregnant

>nobody laughs at his joke
>repeats it again

Fuck you for not laughing at his jokes.

that's pretty funny actually

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>>watching movie with mom
>>sex scene comes on
>>mom: "she's faking it"

>not just going completely silent and hoping the sex scene ends as quickly as possible

Why did she only tell you to get out?

dumb frogposter

>not pretending to be asleep

...

I wish my parents broke the silence about sex

fucking prudes

Your name is user? Haha what a shitty name.

>going out with dad and gf
>he says something incredibly racist
>Err, err, sorry I didn't mean black people just niggers, there is a difference!

>mom is watching a movie alone in the living room
>enter and say hi
>there is a sex scene
>turn around and leave before she can say anything

HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW HUH? HUH?

>sex joke
>"user why are you laughing? its not like you understand any of this"

>get a black gf
>Dad yells at me for dating a nigger
>She is actually half asian
Fooled you again, Papa!

>be hungarian
>date an asian
>Hungarian girls are not good enough?
>date a frenchie
>[nothing]

your dad's pretty redpilled

kek'd and rekt

Every time he sees an orthodox rabbi he likes to point and yell "Look son, jew!

>watching series with parents
>some guy cheats on his gf
>mom says "now you know what not to do"

normálbuzi geci

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