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user,
how do you make/keep a woman happy ?

be nice, be good at sex and provide.

that's all ?

Have a dick that shoots chocolate flavored money.

you don't

Good advice so far. I should add: Don't give her anything she wants, and surprise her from time to time. (Gifts, nights out, a flower and breakfast in bed some weekends)

For the average woman, yes. But know that every individual is different, so learn about her specifically and let her know what you want as well.

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slap them around and get flowers afterwards. bitches love flowers.

>be nice, be good at sex and provide.

Correction:
Be good at sex and/or have a big dick

Works for me™

Women are crazy they are never happy for long

this.it reminds them of when they were young and daddy would come in,tease them for fun until they cry and give them hugs afters to say sorry for being mean.

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Attractive. Fit. Hung. Wealthy. Powerful.

Did you get that the wrong way around? Or did I?

I usually first give the flowers and then slap the bitch afterwards, they seem to like it too.

Varies widely. Don't expect anything but a childish mess and feel lucky if she can hold down a job/clean/make food/has a hobby/

Provide them money to go shopping

>Money
>having a big dick
>know how to tongue her
>be good looking

By being dominate and forceful in a relationship.

never lose interest

shes your best friend and will be until you split

Speak harshly and carry a big stick

>childish mess
i still can't wrap my head around to how much this is true

Beat her and tell her it hurts you more than it hurts her

The key to making a woman happy is finding one that can be. Rolling...

yes
threat her like shit and then hug her and kiss her afterwards
it will confuse her
females love it when you confuse them

By giving her this discord link
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Money

How do you become good at sex?

lol At all these under age b tards.

Chan here, I'll tell you how to be alpha okay bro? First you need to asssess the target , is she immature experience or inexperienced , less than 18 or older

The former you could do whatever the hell you want just always be grounded and confident in what you do. Confidence is truly a stain you can't wipe off once you get it. You can move faster if she's a slut with no self esteem.

If she's older and more seasoned, and has confidence you have to treat her like a lady. Know what the hell you are doing and take the lead. Be in the moment with her, don't rush things unless you are trying to pump n dump.

Getting your dick wet tho is easy. Just find a couple of single sluts at the bar/club and go in with full swagger. Make them laugh , have a sense of humor. Have fun and escort to a bedroom and voila you are laid

A big dick won't do shit if you aren't bringing anything else to the table.

Chan outside motha fuckas

You don't, she is the one that should seek happiness...and will only be happy if she wants to, she will let you know what she dislikes or not in the relationship, assuming you are both honest with each other, if she can't do that much she is but a child that deserves to be unhappy.

make sure to buy her lots of milk

buy her a new rack

make her laugh and make her cum

This, i learned this the hard way, you can do everything for the one you love, doesn't mean they will love you more for it, doesn't even mean they will do the same for you.