/hoc/

finland is just not ready edition

1st for walkGOD (and /cric/)

January 4th could be the worst day in Finnish hockey history

>pulju gets sent down the day before
>binland gets relegated from WJHC
>autism matthews passes laine in goals/points

Can you post some /cric/ webms? I'd really like to get into the sport.

finns still have juicy saros

...

I don't have many la

is the roster freeze over yet

yes, Halak is on waivers right now.

Speaking of which, I've been gone all day. What's the consensus on Halak? Is someone going to pick him up or what.

>finland

his hit is 4.5 so maybe not, he is still pretty good though

too much money owed

DIdn't some faggot crank a monster 6 the other day? Post that one lad.

/hoc/ is rightful /cric/ clay. Please run out the Finns, they are licking their wounds right now. I'll take bogans over mongols any day.

Shut the fuck up

1 more season @ 4.5 is not bad for a potential #1. I think Halak can still be good behind a defence that isn't terrible.

But if a team needs a #1 goalie, chances are their defence is bad. If no one claims him he might ride the season out in the minors and than get picked up by Las Vegas.

wow rude

Yannick Weber finally scored a goal

Las Vegas could pick him up alongside a legit numbah one goalie (for cap floor puposes)

I don't think anyone is going to pick him up at that cap hit and considering the way he played over the last weeks.

Who knows maybe someone will take into consideration the fact that the Islanders are ECHL tier and that Halak can't do nothing about it.

Post busts

>Landeskog more known for dirty hits than scoring

sad

>Golden
Industrial quality bust right there

landeskog for virtanen

What are your New Year's Eve plans, /hoc/?

me?

>shinny at 2 with HS friends
>world juniors viewing party at buddy's house after
>shower & shave
>hit the bars but don't spend any money since I'm DD

Matt Irwin is the predators best defensemen this is not debatable.

probably jackoff or something

he cant skate backwards

Vidya and anime with friends

starve myself all day so i can suck my own dick while looking at futa porn then get hammered and play video games online with my friend

play warband and watch anime

anime figs arent your friends

And Arvidsson is the best forward

what it taste like

After enough liquor they are

Finland just fired their coach

Finish writing a couple papers and then watch sports. Hopefully go out with the family for food

tired of this shitty sport desu

every time some national tournament begins I get distressed because of all the imminent bashing and embarrasment

>mackkinnon
>bust
KEK

Tomorrow will be amazing for the wjc. We see who wins US via Canada and get your watch Finland go 0-4

it's just teenage hockey, not like it matters

Landeskog is the bust in that picture.

>Fins
>Rags

Feels good man

>people unironically think the mild will win tomorrow at 6pm EST on sn360 fox sports north and fox sports Ohio and on the NHL app as the free game of the day being played at xcel energy center in Minneapolis Minnesota this is the first time two teams with 10+ winning streaks will play

what a goal by arvidsson jesus that was nasty.

Agreed, they would have lost the last game if Halak wasn't a meme

Honestly I dont know anybody that cares about these semen slurping cups that are not organised by the NHL so I doubt our junior team gave a shit either

How about Juicy Juuse?

>going out on new years eve

Tip top casual

I'll be watching some hockey, beating my dick and passing out relatively early

don't let the Finns start memeing about him, that's where trouble starts

Fun fact NHL does not own the rights to the cup, next time they are on lockout another league can award it

That's too late for that my friend

gg canes
wish hawks would stop playing so poorly

delete this

Smell my nuts Hawks fans

the people who actually own the cup choose who can use it, they wont let some bush league give it out just because the nhl sucks

and his assistants too

they still have two games left, including the fucking RELEGATION GAME

fuck they might actually get sent down

nice memorello

Soon.

kevin bieksa age 17

PNC was actually filled today.
Thanks for the attendance boost Hawk bros.

>Age 17
>Looks 30

lol white people

Was it a sellout?

>tfw >we might have more sellouts than the snes

>age 30
>look 10
>age 31
>look 100
>asian """people""""

So the golden generation is dead, right?

yes

rip in peace finlan

I admit I'm gonna miss the little weirdos.

He's heating up /hoc/

>kevin bieksa
>white

:/

Is it why some white men like Asian women? Because they're pedophiles?

I thought white people had the most neanderthal DNA.

Tfw love Bieksa but he actually sucks dick.

:(((

Is Alexander wennberg /our guy)

all men are pedophiles

No but it looked like an actual pro sports stadium for once.

he couldnt save his best bud from killing himself and then he couldnt even win a cup for him. sad career

Wtf I hate men now!

naturligtvis

i hate you too kippers

>G
>R
>R
>R
>O
>W
>L

lol you fucker

PNC filled 18,016 tonight to be exact.

That's 400 short from a sellout. Wow.
Quebec-fags BTFO.

did they run out of beer and food?

when our local rink hosted a rodeo in the summer it ran out of beer in like 10 minutes

those are the 400 ppl who want a team in qc

dont get cocky, next game youll be back down to

looks more like jody shelley tbqhfam.
funny story, I met jody at midway airport when he played for the jackets. it was during the lockout year and he was traveling to play overseas somewhere.
really cool guy. he bought me a coffee.

Probably true but just let us have this moment Claude

oh yeah juicy saros got a shutout hell yeah.

It was over before it even started

"looking for the tip"
"juicy rebound"

shit like this will never not make me laff

fuck off

Pekka on suicide watch

>thinking there's animosity between the student and the sensei

trick him into waiving his NTC and send him to Vegas imo

Against NJ? Not a chance.

>wanting to drive friction between the student and his sensei

Fucking disgusting

>Hongcouver literally who injures Fowler on a retarded interference

Good job you fucking nobody, please hang yourself off the nearest piece of Chinese real estate.

reminder that wennberg is a #1 center and ryan johanson isn't

memeing aside he doesn't need to be starting the next game at least, Saros has been too good

golden generation was fun while it lasted

Reminder that every finn is a literal who

REMINDER that EVERY Finn is a better hockey player than fucking AMERIFATS who have yet to win a gold in almost 40 years. EVEN if we lose every game we are SUPERIOR to AMERICA.

>>American CONFIRMED Finn in disguise
Nice proxy faggot