Does he wear this short to weddings? funerals? to bed? business meetings?

Does he wear this short to weddings? funerals? to bed? business meetings?

isnt it a bit sad for a grown man? not to mention the bald spot.

Why does he wear the shirt?

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because he thinks it will make him look less fat

while in reality it makes him look even fatter

If he were to take it off, or someone ripped it off; he would have another one on underneath

Why are you so creepy man?

he is a big guy

THICC

that white bitch got a phat ass

stop spamming this thread

youtube.com/watch?v=EL8e2ujXe8g

UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

He doesn't like to see delicious thicc Christina

She moves in front of him with gravitational assist.

Everyone in the shot is being pulled in by his gravitational field. Leno is the only one immune to it.

too thicc for this world

Kevin Smith is a dirty, disgusting, fat, smelly, jiggly, neckbeard, thick-glassed white trash piece of shit hasbeen/neverbeen.

Don't for get balding.

kek

If he takes it off, will he die?

Does anyone have that pic of Kevin Smith walking the rotisserie chicken on a leash

does K Smith like jelly?

My guess would be that Leno's chin serves as a deterrent

BREHS

LOVE these thicc white girl threads thanks OP

Kevin Smith is a boy.

Don't talk shit about bald spots faggots. It can happen to anyone.

who the fuck is kevin smith?

balding 20 something detected

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yes

found the balding manlet

holy shitballs who the fuck is that semen demon

if I took it off, would he die?

I'm sorry. You have my condolences.

WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE DRESS

Is that angelina castro

>white

Nah, I just shave my head and become a big guy.

can you become a big guy for yourself?

Dogma is a great movie and Chasing Amy is ok, the rest are meh.

I enjoy his speaking tours and podcasts more than anything else. Dude tells a good story. Takes him a fucking hour but its a good story.

I wish she looked that good

better at 18

Write "4U" on a mirror and repeat "for you" 44 times at 4:44 AM while looking at your reflection.

That only summons bane

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That bitch can feed all of Russia with those damn milk jugs

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THICKER

Too bad Jessica Simpson doesn't do much of anything anymore she got sooo fucking THICC

She can feed the entire Sup Forums with those milk cannons

MOMMY

WANT

MILKY

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>you will never be in the front row

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How thick is too thick, Sup Forums?

When it's fat.

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This is where the thickness stops and the blubber starts

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I would that, those are nice hips.

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"this is my boombox and over here are my... fancier boombox."

UNF

I don't even care about the balding.

did Christina get ass implants cos that shit is ridiculous

LOL EW
>Little boy lover detected

only imagining the cellulite on her thighs is enough to make me gag

I want to make her gag

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kek

>tfw you used to jerk it raw to the "dirty" music video by christina aguilera, you would literally wait for it to come on the music channels and try to bust at the point she squatted down and showed her thong because you didnt have a laptop in 2002 but had cable tv

anyone else ?

kept waiting for the dick to pop out, been ruined by this place lads.

nah, had net access and a pc but the dirty video definitely got the blood flowing and reminded me to go beat my meat online promptly.

same here man

Same breh

I loved my vcr that went frame by frame clearly when paused

she was nice and generic there, a lot of room to splice in similar porn girls in black leather (anette schwartz etc) getting fucked the fuck out

Why do I enjoy these "kevin smith" threads so much

someone xray this whole webm frame by frame

>have friend who always wears shorts and huge t shirts

Fucking stop. If you're reading this or you do that, stop. You look ridiculous.

Link similar vids of a blonde in that kind of gear with a white background and ill do it

mandy dee

how did she go from a twig to being fatter than me

show tits and hips

youtube.com/watch?v=YZeAtinpWiw

Evolution

for you

Low test

Dat necklace gets around

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she is latina when they age even a bit they get fat.

Far from xtina calibre

Start your own kevin smith thread

Whos that whore

Jay Leno