Why didn't you kill yourself this week?

Why didn't you kill yourself this week?

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>STEM college student with good grades
>Good social life
>QT3.14 gf
>Going to have 0$ student loan debt
>Already getting published in research papers
>Nice car

lol yeah like I'd stop the ride now.

Hahahahaha I'm literally all those things but 6"2 and no girl has ever done that to me.
Mfw I kill myself
Mfw I have no face

Fuck up normie fag

> 6ft
> good body
> decent looking
> sizeable penis
> dress very well
> always well presented and clean
> university educated
> not autistic

> not a single friend in the whole world
> 25yo kissless hugless
> spend 99% of my time in my room like a recluse playing video games (currently Overwatch)
> no one knows I exist except parents

Jelly much underachiver cuck ?

Wait for iT

Did mommy and daddy pay to put you through collage?

Hello, slightly older twin of mine

zoloft. dont give no fucks about anything. cool vivid dreams thou

>Not autistic

Did you read that last part before you hit post?

Idk. I guess I'm just waiting for it to happen naturally. And also weed.

Damn, what the fuck? I'm sure you can change things up.

No, but the need for you to protrude yourself in a thread about your accomplishments shows that you need some sort of gratification, which backs my statement of you being a faggot.

am 6'5 and all those things, can confirm this does not ever happen

I got a qt3.14 asian gf even though i'm awful at social interactions
(but so is she)

You forgot to be black.

>6'2
kys manlet

Got a new shit job paying even less, but bwen working every day since, so had no time

sounds like a kid i went too secondry school with

user i know you exist
even if nobody else loves you, i do

pretty much exactly this except 20 and 6'3

Have you tried any dating apps or websites, user? Sounds like you would be well appreciated there -- unless they aren't your style that is.

>Version of you five years later

Now when you end up nowhere, you can't say you weren't blatantly warned.

Thanks. Think I need to stop being a bitch and put myself out there more. Like Tinder or something. I've always done my utmost to avoid social stuff and now I'm just rotting in solitude.

Yeah only problem is I have no photos of me going anywhere or with anyone else. I'd just have to take a few lone selfies which will probably make me look like a tool

Not him but who care if they did?

Why is it looked down upon to be successful enough to provide for your children? Sorry your parents failed you. Your bloodline must be weak.

Stop acting like a high class cunt, your gayness is showing.

>IT WAS HER TURRRRRRRRN
>WHY DONT I GET FREE STUFF
>REEEEEEE

God I hate the weak

For real. When did it become shameful to have a well-off family.

Ok fag keep thinking you are a legitimate troll

when liberals tried to increase the victim complex of their constituents to guarantee votes.

Same fag

>Yea youre not a troll you fag, you big high class cunt jerkface
>that guy is a total jerk what a mean jerk
>man im not mad, but that guy really was a jerk like really why
>it was her turn though, trump really messed that up
>what a jerk
>ugh
>What a shitty troll, didnt rustle my jimmies one bit

Because Tekken 7 comes out next Friday.

Can you really be this gay, kys already.

Yea that shitty troll is being a total jerk!

I'm giving life one last hoorah and making YouTube videos.

>Free
>Don't have to leave the house
>Internet friends

Not bad.

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Sounds like older me

I appreciate this user. No mercy for the crybaby weaklings. I'm going to leave as much as possible for my descendants. Hopefully these who won't get spoiled will achieve something.

>I'm married to a beautiful woman who is my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I enjoy a fairly affluent lifestyle but live well within my means
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>my credit score is over 800

>but so is she
You're actually lucky then odds are she won't cheat or leave

>want to live long enough to see how bad England gets in 50 years
>the terrorist attack that marks the beginning of summer has been and the weather is good
>tan coming along ok
>got a good deal on some cocktail supplies from tesco so i'm going to autistically plan out cocktails to make and then not enjoy drinking them with other people

Your gayness is showing

Because i am super close to getting laid. After that though things are still up in the air.

Cuz I'm too tired to after work. Plus I'd like to have either an Astray Red Frame or Tallgeese III first

>NOT a Tallgeese II

>wanting to become a pillar for multigenerational family
>gayness

Keep crying bitch-ass human parasite who is mad jealous of people having stuff left for them from caring and hard working ancestors. Your salty tears will never amount to anything and show your immaturity and disrespect for those who understand responsibility.

Being this mad

I'm working on it OP. I'm working on it.
There is so much to go through, like the method, putting things in order before I die, destroying all my electronics to at least attempt to hide the evidence of me ever posting on /b

In all seriousness, when it isn't some emotional swing, or some cry for attention, and you take suicide seriously, there is a lot of fucking work involved. It is not the kind of thing I'm going to fuck up. I'm going to fucking nail that shit on my first attempt so that there is nobody with a chance to stop me.

I guess I'm just saying give me some time OP, I'm working on it. A week at the latest since my gear should be here in a few days.

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Damn right I'm mad about people wanting their share in what's not theirs. This amounts to nothing but cowardly attempted thievery.

>tfw I came here just to get angry to boost my productivity and finish my project
>ty user

Still trying so hard on Sup Forums of all places

I got an A in chemistry just now. It's not so bad.

I also lost alot of weight recently.