G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

there's no reason why not. it's totally possible.

Would like to but I'm just too much of a pussy

those trips say stay alive.
might as well stick it out.

I have something coming in the mail in a couple of days, so no suicidal thoughts till then.

I got a pussy to fuck and I am horny as fuck. Waiting for gf to come over and yet I could probably bust a nut to a rekt threat once or twice and still fuck her hard

'Cause I just got myself a new place and I got cash coming my way.

Well it's because i'm a G .

nah. trips are as good an excuse as any. when i get the energy to climb the ladder to the roof i may as well. not the way i wanted to go out but i don't have many choices at this point.

congrats on the new place.

Is that Nicolas Cage?

I will not kill myself today because will get paid $30/hr to work from home and I can jerk off.

Because I'm not you.

congrats.
what will you jerk off to today user?
that's a good thing. who are you ?

Either I am too much of a man
Or I am too much of a pussy
But today will not be the day

Because sex industry

It has been a while since I was depressive enough to feel suicidal.
Even when I do feel like that, I never really get to the point of trying. I usually tell myself I've been too antisocial and that I should go hang out with some people I like instead of trying to die.

Because my mother in law just gave me her $80k speedboat.

glad today won't be the day for you user.
and those dubs.
that's great.
where u going to use it ?

I have a date tomorrow
First time since my divorce

You got this bro!

I'm strong, I've had a hell of a life and most people would have offed themselves, but I won't because of that.

Good luck man. I was in the same boat and now my ex-wife hates me more because I fuck a 23 year old.

My gf is closer to my son's age than my age.