Wtf Australia?

>Wtf Australia?
Seriously WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!

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that's australia for ya

this is disgusting

Take a teaspoon of cement and harding the fuck up. Its just a spider ffs.

thats a nope spider , faggot.

Seriously how can you live in this place?

I don't see it. Looks like a tree arm

I love how Australians smug into threads like this thinking they're tough as fuck like they've invented all these fucking killer animals.

The abo coons were eating this shit, tens of thousands of years before your deported Cockney arses landed there.

Fucking dicks.

Lol fuck up cunt

is this why they're so fucking ugly?

youtube.com/watch?v=Z27lc3UpN-w

those sounds. kek

That guys eyes are fucking crazy man.

I don't see how the rest of the world can act like a bunch of 12 yr old girls when they see a spider. Smash the cunt with your shoe. Crisis over Sally.

That thing even have the poison attacks? If it looks like a fucking tree dick odds are it's a pussy with no poisons equipped.

I always wanted to go there, but now I simply HAVE TO go there.

btw, are there any laws preventing me from taking living/dead spiders through the border/mailing them to eu?

Yes

>btw, are there any laws preventing me from taking living/dead spiders through the border/mailing them to eu?
pretty sure there are

any ways of avoiding it?
Here's spooder for replies
From description
>Theridion grallator, also known as the happy face spider(...)

I mean, you can try to smuggle it in but customs will freak the fuck out if they find it

because it's a spooder or just because it's a living animal?
Will they care if it's a non-endangered specie and a dead one?

Put it up your ass.

That's cause he's fucked up on metho

Ausfag here

U all just jelly cause we live in one of the best countries on earth

>Europe : sandniggers
>Murrifat : niggers, guns and mexidrugs

Stay salty faggots

Housos

Enjoy prison when you break quarantine federal law

what kind of disease could a tiny spider have? they are risking much more for letting *me* out of their country, instead of burning my corpse, with all the foreign bacteria that got there during the stay

tell me everything you know, faggot.
here's spooder in exchange

protip: don't eat dirty oreos off the fucking ground in Australia

They must eat them all the time. Why else would spiders evolve into dirty O's? They trick the dumb ass humans. Spiders clearly are in charge there.

We grow up with stuff like this. You get used to it after a while.

Sure the first few times pic related bites you in your sleep is scary but you harden up.

The snakes though? Nah fuck that.

Dude don't try it.
The government is insanely strict about bringing in foreign species without a permit. You will likely be arrested, maybe sent home.

>the first few times pic related bites you
>first few
>You get used to it

Holy shit fuck that

>living in Australia
what's your excuse

Huntsmen aren't dangerous though, they're the spider equivalent of a Python, big, intimidating and not what you want to wake up to.

...

any fucking spider is the type i dont want to wake up to

Hollywood speshul affects

Get in here bois

Haha, I love jumping spiders, they're legit ballsy even though they're tiny as fuck.

Most people regardless where you live eat 30 spiders a year. Spiders are drawn to the warm coziness of a sleeping humans mouth.
We just don't notice it because we are sleeping and our reflexes are to chew and swallow.

>bringing in
I want them out.
and not to the murrica, only to indonesia, as I'll be going back to eu via hitchiking most likely

Just hide them in your socks

i will not even come close to this continent.

How fucked would it be if they were the size of Huntsman spiders.

Literal facehuggers.

>bites you in your sleep
>get used to it

these spiders also might be someone's dicks

Aye and you'd be able to see them watching you even easier, like praying mantises

I genuinely check under the toilet seat every single time. Sometimes twice.

this thread is 200% NOPE

Kek
Branch
You belter

Fuck Australia

>be me
>read this
>surethingkiddo.jpg
>google it
>n-no... this... this can't
>where is my god now?

Dropbears were bad enough...

Same here man.
My dad got bit by a Redback on his nutsack about 15 years ago, he couldn't walk properly for a week.

>clearly not really 'strayan
>didn't say "sheila"

This is one strange spooder

Yeah, but you got abos, soooooo..........

KEK
>Implying we don't have guns

Yeah and once a year I gotta take time out my day to say sorry to the tax sucking fuckers for trying to make their kids lives better.

isn't it like your primary excuse for a sudden emergency blowjob?

>"quick, mom, the big fucker bit my manhood! You must save my honour if you ever want any grandchildren!"

DO NOT CLICK THAT GIF!!!!!!
DO NOT CLICK THAT GIF!!!!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
DO NOT CLICK THAT GIF!!!!!!

nothing happened fuckwit

They mostly live in the desert on beds of Export cans so they're not a huge problem

That's not true, at least not for me.

You see, I wake up every time.

Most of them have no real flavor. But the big crunchy ones are delicious. Those taste like a mix of crab and almond.

Nice try, faglord.

>taste like a mix of crab and almond
I fucking have to try it

btw, do you have any oficial dishes consisting of spooders? or can abos cook it for me? or do I just have to hunt the fucker?
Also, what species are the best?

You actually believe that fucking bullshit?

get in here boys