Smashing pumpkins

>smashing pumpkins
>never sampled the sound of a pumpkin being smashed

o I smell potential in here

>arctic monkeys
>have never featured a polar ape in any of their videos

>The Flaming Lips
>have never had infected or inflamed genita-
oh wait..

>Brian Jonestown Massacre
>Have never sampled the Jonestown Massacre death tape

>BROCKHAMPTON
>not a single person involved is named brock or hampton

>Odd Future
>Actually live in the present

THER FROM BROCKHAMPTONS NIGGA

>They Might Be Giants
>unquestionably manlets

but none of them are named brock nor hampton

emphasis on "might"

HOOD PASS REVOKED!!

>Radiohead
>Don't have a single band member with his head replaced with a boombox.

>Boards of Canada
>Not members of the national film board of canada

>Bohren und der Club of Gore
>Not a society that likes pictures of dismembered persons

>The BeatLESS
>John Lennon Beat his wife

>The Beatles
>actually humans

>Earth
>Not a blue planet in the habitable zone of our solar system

beetles doesnt have an a in it ;)

Anyone else thinks a better name would be "There Might be Giants"?

huuu the fuck are uuuu??

>St. Vincent
>furthest thing from being canonized by the Holy Church

>The Who
>Everyone knows who they are

>led zeppelin
>actually went over well

emphasis on "unquestionably"

>revolver
>isn't field recordings of gunshots

>Swans
>never sampled the muffled bugle call they produce during territorial defense

>Traffic
>it's not field recordings of a road

>King Crimson
>No one in the band has a crimson skin tone and none of them are Kings of any piece of land or people

or covered rolling stones

>try not to be brown
>is their brownest song

My favorite in the whole thread.

Why hasn't there been a punk band called the Big Dicks or something?

Sounds edgy enough to do

>talking heads
>only one of them talk

>Nine Inch Nails
>Jesus is not playing in the band

>Roxy Music
>Does not invent a style of music known as Roxy

>Oasis
>not even one member of the band is a small body of water situated within a desert

>slayer
>haven't killed anyone
>apart from their career in 1990

>Talk Talk
>They sing sing

>Nirvana
>None of them are Buddhist

>The Strokes
>all band members are alive and well

South of Heaven is their best album dickface

>animal collective
>a group of humans

humans are animals

kurt was buddhist at one time

>the strokes
>they didn't sample recordings of someone masturbating

>Nickleback
>Won't give me a refund for buying their music

>blackgaze
>it's played by straight white guys

but I've been told man is the animal

woah, that's deep

>$uicideboy$
>still havent killed themselves

>big black
>actually just skinny white guys

>U2
>I'm not in it

>Deafheaven
>Can only be appreciated by a listening audience.

yes it does fucktard

It's actually their worst

They killed their career by creating the single best metal album ever and not quitting.

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>The Kinks
>Not a single album features sampling from someone reading 50 shades of gray.

>rae sremmurd
>smurdrae ym ot evisneffo

their best was Hell Awaits, afterwards it's chuggachugga
but the SoH title track and Silent Scream are goat

>humans are not animals

>their best was Hell Awaits
you know damn well it isn't

>the beatles
>john lennon beat his wife
no this one actually checks out

>Trump
>gets 2 (TWO) SCOOPS instead of 1

underrated

More like:
They can only be appreciated by a deaf audience!

>bono goes to get a meal at a restaurant
>waiter hands him his food
>says "enjoy your meal"
>bono says "t-thanks u2"

They probably did. You never know, the engineer could've added a -28dB track of someone masturbating in the background on every single song that no one can really hear but it's still there. Like what Tyler Durden does to that film in Fight Club.

>Chumbawumba
>Didn't do ooga chacka song

hey thanks

underrated

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this is a good one

what did he mean by this

>the doors
>doesn't use samples of doors slamming

>Car Seat Headrest
I just wanted to make fun of this band name

who even like that band besides tumblr teenagers

>Sunny Day Real Estate
>they're a band, not a real estate agency
>they're from Seattle which is always raining

>Miles Davis
>He only covers a few cubic feet

Kek

>implying that anyone here is "hood"
where do you think we are

>Earth
>not field-recordings of dirt being played by the wind

>Swans
>not recreating the rape of Leda by Zeus in form of a swan

I thought Gira was regarded as edgy and a good composer

Not

>go and get a meal at a restaurant
>bono hands you your food
>he says "enjoy your meal"
>"t-thanks u2"

that's so much better

>prince
>not royalty

Why was this shit even allowed?

>Pity Sex
>None of them have had sex with me

yeah, that's better. just had a split second idea for a joke, didn't really refine it. thanks for improving it user

>Nine inch nails
>not recording of buttrape by a nine inch cock
They're not even trying anymore

read it backwards user

>rolling stones
>actually had a steady career

>talking heads
>the members of the band have heads that do indeed talk from time to time

:)

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no that sounds like a faggy prog-rock band

My favorite ITT

>everything everything
>their new single was nothing nothing special

fucking kek

>king gizzard and the lizard wizard
>contain neither a monarch gizzard nor reptilian magician

>Yes
>no

kek

>The Doors
>never sampled doors being opened