So Sup Forums has soley become fb fap/trap/sissy/wwyd/ylyl threads and it's getting rather old

So Sup Forums has soley become fb fap/trap/sissy/wwyd/ylyl threads and it's getting rather old.

I wonder is anybody present that would like a nice cup of tea and a pleasant chat?

How was your day Sup Forums, did you do anything interesting?

Smd

I'm taking a shit rn, making my hemorrhoid worse? Is that a good convo starter OP?

My day was fine, in spite of me having a virus that saps me of all energy. I didn't do much of anything, so I guess that is why my day felt fine.

Pretty average day.
I haven't browsed Sup Forums in a while and holy fucking shit there are allot of faggots. If someone has a penis and you enjoy that you are gay. Also the ylyl threads are probably some fucking 9gag jokes. And i have a feeling a lot of edgy tumblr kids are coming here.

I just woke from an afternoon nap. Now I'm about to resume stalking my Facebook crush. btw agree wholeheartedly, Sup Forums has become gay as hell.

my wife ate all my breakfast :|

other than that ok

it's AIDS, isn't it?

I've finished uni for the year and now im just sat here in my sweatbox of a room trying to find inspiration to make dnb

I wanna go get some weed and go to the pub but i recently got told my student finance is fucked so i dont get any support so im skint for the forseeable future

might actually have to get some work to subsidise myself, really really dont want to work

I just want to neet away and make music but fuck do i need some money soon

what uni?

Was working four jobs, decided to cut two. Income to drop precipitously but I get to do what I want to do rather than trading time for money. Going to tender notice tomorrow on one of the two.

How on earth did you refrain from murdering her?

anonymous university of arts for fags and aids

my nigga told me to do a future and tattoo my face the fuck up so i cant get employed and become forced to dedicate my time to music


one day...

> Implying she's not dead already

anonymous university of arts for fags and aids

my nigga told me to do a desiigner and tattoo my face the fuck up so i cant get employed and become forced to dedicate my time to music


one day...

nothing interesting, just came by Sup Forums to see what the level of faggotry was today

Shit

that's coffee. i have been expecting tea. you dissapointed me.

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rich beautiful nice to be around (mostly)

Nah, seems to be some odd version of influenza.
No runny nose or coughing, but it saps me of energy and screws with my digestion.

suck my dick chinacuck your Sup Forums is shit

I've had a fucking crazy past day. So many different emotions and honestly I'm kinda lost. I'll reply with a link to the thread I posted explaining it in better detail. Thanks

just woke up on my day off, having some black coffee rn, might go play yugioh later. hbu?

kek she is sand nigger

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Oh shit, son.

Just sat down with a cuppa!

>Now I'm about to resume stalking my Facebook crush

Lol, I'm about to message mine.

was pretty busy.had to get all my bets on for the champions league game tonight.watered the garden.maybe camping the weekend.how was yours nigger?

!

Anyone know any other good skill games you can play when you are bored that don't involve electronics?

I miss when threads on Sup Forums actually used to have conversations in them

It's a virus. Not necessarily a variant of the flu.

Magic the gathering of you have friends. Since you probably don't the dark souls board game can be played alone and it's fucking awesome. Also if you have money get into warhammer and develope miniature painting skills

I miss when OP's actually delivered on their timestamp proposals.

tfw your 11 year long wifey is going to see arianna in london and champions league final is in your city

would appreciate no bombs if ur reading this isis thanks in advance

Yea whatever kid.

My doctor explained it to me as sort of like an influenza, but sure that is a layman way of explaining virus.

So bored, about to heat up some coffee and look for a decent discord to join

>11 year long wifey

You've been creeping the same hoe for 11 fucking years? Or do you mean gf?

The one tomorrow in londonistan?

i work at a cinema for minimum wage and want to die

Ive done some cleaning and im about to go make a cup of tea and smoke a joint
recommended biscuit?
>nice
>custard creme
>bourbon
>malted milk
>shitty sugar free womens diet digestives

>being this much of a jealous, bitter virgin

foxes if you have the money

just admit you have HIV

Hobnobs. I FUCKING love Hobnobs.

If you don't, I don't give a fuck. Because I fucking love them, cunt.

My problem with Magic is I haven't found people who play it a reasonable level. Anyone I know whose been in it, only are for short phases and never really take it seriously enough to use real strategy, or they are min maxed to hell and have dropped several hundred dollars on a deck. Tournament play really is cancer in that game. I'll look into the dark souls one, does that have any multiply player options?

Well my back hurts like a bitch, my job sucks ass and I can't save money, so my day has been pretty shitty so far

Got the day off work, went shopping for my wee brothers bday present then went swimming. Its 7.30 where I amnow so I'm gonna work out the study for comptia a.

I'm really lonely and recently split up with my girlfriend so I'm just trying to keep busy tbh. How's life OP brewing tea here now

Me and my gf went to a sex shop today and bought a lot of toys, tried them out, then I dropped a butt plug down the sink and we're just chilling now.

Studied early today.
Did some bike intervals, ate two salmon fillets,
now looking through /fit/, and trying to build a strength program.

Feeling a bit void, kind of good actually.

Nothing interesting. Worked an hour at one job, went to Vector Calculus and sat there confused. Will eat lunch soon and go to second job for a few hours. Maybe buy some earbuds later since mine pooped out today. Wire is loose somewhere. Oh I got gas in the truck and talked to the attendant about how he is going bowling on his vacation in Reno in a few weeks for a chance to win a million dollars. Today was a good day. I didn't have to use my AK. XD SO yeah, not much happening today for me.

How do you earn a living?

fuck me those short breads look well nice

how fucking small was it?

shes been my bitch for 11 years

>creeping girls
thats some beta shit

man idk i barely listen i just dont want her to get killed, if its tmrw in london then yeah tmrw

she said "dont go to town i dont want you to die" well fuck that if shes gunna go to ground fucking zero ill get wrecked if i wanna

One hour at one job?

Is it worth it asking why, or what you do

Arianna has cancelled the tour. Wifey is fucking a nigger and lied to you.

haven't had sex in 2 years and spend all my time on steam and porn hub while i work a dead end job

I think you mean, how small is she

they're going to have the armed guards, should be fine.

friend also had tickets she cancelled

>thats some beta shit

Damn straight, but this is Sup Forums, you automatically assume the worst of people.

lots of cancerous newfaggots who need to stay on fb in this thread

ITT: Friendless, socially awkward losers talk about mundane shit not worth posting about on its own thread

I'm coming up on 5 years with no sex.
Three of those were with me basically having no libido at all though.

Lol, fuck off, neckbeard virgin. Go back to /r9k/

How is that any different than in real life?

Fuck a whore?

Not really. Woke up, had some coffee, ssdd. I bought a coffee percolator the other day and I'm excited for when it gets here. Also ran some errands earlier, etc. How was yours?

Got dumped, stressed from exams and from my neighbours little kid. So this day is just going fucking perfect...someone mind killing me? I live in Latvia, Riga, Ziepniekkalns.

Don't be so angry, dude. You're also on Sup Forums, don't forget it, kiddo.

so autistic cant even have a normal conversation

At least you won't get AIDS.

Yet.

Underrated post

I just woke up its 2:40pm

i'm starting to lose interest, i think porn has killed almost all sexual desire i have

damn are you me?

I aint walking that far

Actually my day was quite boring other than the fact that I was in a flame war on the youtubes

>tour cancelled
>40 minutes ago

an hero tbh, shes still going to london with her gay bff who were going to see grande

im glad shes cancelled

wisdom

you know everyone complaining that the only way to combat this type of thread is to ignore it? you cant even sage post anymore, all you are doing is bumping the thread

I ain't pretending to have a normal casual conversation with strangers though. That shit is scary

Same. Came here after a few months leave and noticed an increase in deniable faggability.

Yes. I'm your inner you, you lazy faggot. Go get laid or kill yourself. Our life is boring.

Nah, I don't feel like doing that.
It doesn't bother me too much.
I wouldn't mind meeting someone to have sex with, but I'm not desperate for physical interaction either.

Going straight to porn and masturbating once you get any sexual urges, so that they instantly disappear, what the fuck do you expect!?

Gee thannks...how's your day going m8?

have you never spoke to strangers in a bar?

or in a park?

or college? uni, school?

I'm in a horny period at the moment, I've gone ages with no interest at all though.
I just think libido ebbs and flows naturally really.

yeh fair paly

You wouldn't post about how long you haven't fucked in if you weren't desperate bud.

Yeah I know it sounds weird but it's a part time maintenance gig and I just go for an hour before school 3 days a week and 3 hours after school 2 days a week. I only keep it since I'm a permanent employee there while the other job I'm still a "temp". I got that job from being an intern and they just kept me but still have me through the temp agency.

What in the fuck is going on here? Please explain.

Yeah up to 4 players and it's really well done. Takes a second to get the hang of but it's worth it. In regards to magic, go down to your local game store. Seriously, the people at a lot of them will welcome new players really openly. And a majority are Sup Forums faggots. So think of that what you will

Be honest. You're a fat fuck who hasn't seen his dick in years.

Or it could be me telling another user that dry periods exist, without something having to be wrong about it.

No, I am normal and pretty well adjusted. I talk to people who actually want to talk to me

better than yours i think.

can you sell me on a Baltic holiday this winter?

Guys don't have dry periods. Get off the drugs.

5 years though? You fail biologically