Know any good jokes Sup Forums?

Know any good jokes Sup Forums?
I'll start, my life

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life itself...

>tries to make mah first meme
>fails
>feelsapeman

a clown an apeman and user walk into a bar

Come out a tranny

My hungarian friend bought CS:GO yesterday

he start asking me where's the bow

why tho

Saw this article on original hooman being euro, got bored

telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/22/europe-birthplace-mankind-not-africa-scientists-find/

You know I used to write puns until I realized how tearable they were

You know, too. However

so jesus was white after all

...

Okay.

A Priest and a Rabbi are on a long flight and start to talk. They talk about the usual stuff for a while, then start to share darker secrets.

The Priest asks the Rabbi, "Be honest, you ever try pork?"

The Rabbi says, "Yes. Cooked up a pound of bacon and ate it all on BLT sandwiches. It was delicious and I miss it."

...

A man walks into a bar.
Ouch.

How many people have they killed~?
Including me, in the future... lol

Then the Rabbi asks the Priest, "You ever have sex?"

The Priest says, "Yes, once. I was still in seminary and went to a party that no good Catholic boy would go to. I met a beautiful girl who led me away and we made love all night. In the morning she was gone. I never even knew her name, but sometimes I still think of her."

>forgets the "tea~..."

:D

The Rabbi leans close to the Priest and says, "Beats the Hell out of a bacon sandwich, doesn't it?"

.~°

kek

>cute

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, Why the long face? The horse says, My wife died of cancer.

a baby seal walked into a club

whats brown and knocking against glass?
a baby in an oven

dear OP,

what is wrong with your life?
or is it that you are a millenial who lost his money in a bet

>an alcohol