Know any good jokes Sup Forums?
I'll start, my life
Know any good jokes Sup Forums?
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life itself...
>tries to make mah first meme
>fails
>feelsapeman
a clown an apeman and user walk into a bar
Come out a tranny
My hungarian friend bought CS:GO yesterday
he start asking me where's the bow
why tho
Saw this article on original hooman being euro, got bored
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You know I used to write puns until I realized how tearable they were
You know, too. However
so jesus was white after all
...
Okay.
A Priest and a Rabbi are on a long flight and start to talk. They talk about the usual stuff for a while, then start to share darker secrets.
The Priest asks the Rabbi, "Be honest, you ever try pork?"
The Rabbi says, "Yes. Cooked up a pound of bacon and ate it all on BLT sandwiches. It was delicious and I miss it."
...
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch.
How many people have they killed~?
Including me, in the future... lol
Then the Rabbi asks the Priest, "You ever have sex?"
The Priest says, "Yes, once. I was still in seminary and went to a party that no good Catholic boy would go to. I met a beautiful girl who led me away and we made love all night. In the morning she was gone. I never even knew her name, but sometimes I still think of her."
>forgets the "tea~..."
:D
The Rabbi leans close to the Priest and says, "Beats the Hell out of a bacon sandwich, doesn't it?"
.~°
kek
>cute
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, Why the long face? The horse says, My wife died of cancer.
a baby seal walked into a club
whats brown and knocking against glass?
a baby in an oven
dear OP,
what is wrong with your life?
or is it that you are a millenial who lost his money in a bet
>an alcohol